AlanSkÃrare Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 They've taken all the joy out of it. No excitement ever about anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The don't give a toss and it's starting to rub off. Would have been pissed off in the past at the performance on Saturday but wasn't bothered at all. Signing up Carver however may piss a lot of folk off. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Charnley and Ashley are reading these fucking boards, man. I'm telling you. They're laughing at us. "Remi Garde!? hahahahaha! The press are right about these deluded arseholes, Mike. hahaha!" Charnley goes for a high five but Ashley has his cock out, Charnley drops to his knees and the laughing stops. Seriously, if you are reading this - Remi Garde would be just lovely. With perhaps less vivid imagery, I agree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 They've taken all the joy out of it. No excitement ever about anything. You won't be saying that in a few weeks when we have the best spreadsheet in the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Charnley and Ashley are reading these f***ing boards, man. I'm telling you. They're laughing at us. "Remi Garde!? hahahahaha! The press are right about these deluded arseholes, Mike. hahaha!" Charnley goes for a high five but Ashley has his cock out, Charnley drops to his knees and the laughing stops. Seriously, if you are reading this - Remi Garde would be just lovely. With perhaps less vivid imagery, I agree. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 They've taken all the joy out of it. No excitement ever about anything. You won't be saying that in a few weeks when we have the best spreadsheet in the league. Booked the day off already to attend the open top bus parade Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 I'll spread that sheet wide open. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Charnley and Ashley are reading these fucking boards, man. I'm telling you. They're laughing at us. "Remi Garde!? hahahahaha! The press are right about these deluded arseholes, Mike. hahaha!" Charnley goes for a high five but Ashley has his cock out, Charnley drops to his knees and the laughing stops. Seriously, if you are reading this - Remi Garde would be just lovely. With perhaps less vivid imagery, I agree. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3526018/rollercoaster-vomit-o.gif GIFSoup Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
oldtype Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 This will reach a thousand pages before we have a manager won't it? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 This will reach a thousand pages before we have a manager won't it? Needs an airport sighting or two. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 We're clearly waiting till february Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Charnley and Ashley are reading these f***ing boards, man. I'm telling you. They're laughing at us. "Remi Garde!? hahahahaha! The press are right about these deluded arseholes, Mike. hahaha!" Charnley goes for a high five but Ashley has his cock out, Charnley drops to his knees and the laughing stops. Seriously, if you are reading this - Remi Garde would be just lovely. With perhaps less vivid imagery, I agree. http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view6/3526018/rollercoaster-vomit-o.gif GIFSoup Probably in their job description: "Each employee is required to provide oral relief to Mike's pork sword on request". No wonder Pardew lasted that long with his trout lips. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.foot-sur7.fr/205495-news-transfert-newcastle-garde-sur-le-banc-toujours-pas-daccord This article seems to intimate that he'll fuck us off if he can't bring his own coaching team in. There doesn't seem to be any quotes to back it up mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cronky Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.foot-sur7.fr/205495-news-transfert-newcastle-garde-sur-le-banc-toujours-pas-daccord This article seems to intimate that he'll fuck us off if he can't bring his own coaching team in. There doesn't seem to be any quotes to back it up mind. I suspect this is the sticking point. I don't think they want Carver so my guess is that they're looking for a third candidate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Newcastle united, will never be spreadsheeted Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 That article quotes another site quoting our press. To wit, it's utterly worthless. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noodles Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 That article quotes another site quoting our press. To wit, it's utterly worthless. Hopefully mate. This wait is absolutely torrid though. Clubs in free fall, Charnleys playing pocket billiards and there's a guy here who ticks all the boxes and the fuckers are stalling so as to avoid strengthening the squad. It's so fucked up its unreal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Pocket billiards Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 http://www.foot-sur7.fr/205495-news-transfert-newcastle-garde-sur-le-banc-toujours-pas-daccord This article seems to intimate that he'll fuck us off if he can't bring his own coaching team in. There doesn't seem to be any quotes to back it up mind. Can't blame him. Imagine rocking up and seeing this coaching team http://www.themarysue.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/2591487-bebop_rocksteady.jpg Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 So we've been in contact with Garde for about a week and a half? We have no manager and he's out of work. He wants the job so it should be a piece of piss right? Maybe he doesn't want to come over til summer? We could and should still sign him now. Maybe he want to bring in his own people who are contracted elsewhere? No big deal really considering the £4mil compensation we received for Pardew. But that's falling into the trap of thinking we're being ran like a football club. What has Mike Ashley done over the last seven years to suggest that this roll of the dice won't be the cheapest option available? Regardless of how stupid and / or dangerous the implications are. And if the decision has laughing stock value then that's just an added bonus. Honestly this thread is like a battered wives club forum. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The cheapest option would be the man who's already got a contract. Hasn't been taken yet. Though I'm sure that even if we do want Garde, we're doing our usual arsehole negotiation in order to save a few quid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 So we've been in contact with Garde for about a week and a half? We have no manager and he's out of work. He wants the job so it should be a piece of p*ss right? Maybe he doesn't want to come over til summer? We could and should still sign him now. Maybe he want to bring in his own people who are contracted elsewhere? No big deal really considering the £4mil compensation we received for Pardew. But that's falling into the trap of thinking we're being ran like a football club. What has Mike Ashley done over the last seven years to suggest that this roll of the dice won't be the cheapest option available? Regardless of how stupid and / or dangerous the implications are. And if the decision has laughing stock value then that's just an added bonus. Honestly this thread is like a battered wives club forum. True - but I do love him and what about the kids. He always cries afterwards tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 The cheapest option would be the man who's already got a contract. Hasn't been taken yet. Though I'm sure that even if we do want Garde, we're doing our usual arsehole negotiation in order to save a few quid. We do love a good rudderless drift like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Hard to imagine the Lyon staff leaving when they're flying in the league, may well be the holdup. Probably have to wait until summer if we want Garde. If we sign him up now I'd be pleased with that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Can somebody just make some ITK bollocks up, this is getting boring now. Can something fucking happen, ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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