Village Idiot Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I have never seen a group of actually talented players playing so incompetently and disjointedly as the past 12 months of you under Pardew. It's just impossible to reach the levels of incompetency of that charlatan. A monkey flinging poo at a tactics board wouldn't manage to reach the levels of actively making your players and team worse that Pardew achieved. I'm not exaggerating, you lot have seen it, have endured it. He wasn't just a dour manager with a complete lack of attacking nous; he also sucked at putting competent dour defensive teams on the field. That's why even shit boring managers like Bruce would actually be an upgrade. So I just can't grasp my mind around the concept that any manager won't be an upgrade over him. This Garde guy feels like Guardiola to me at the moment. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I have never seen a group of actually talented players playing so incompetently and disjointedly as the past 12 months of you under Pardew. It's just impossible to reach the levels of incompetency of that charlatan. A monkey flinging poo at a tactics board wouldn't manage to reach the levels of actively making your players and team worse that Pardew achieved. I'm not exaggerating, you lot have seen it, have endured it. He wasn't just a dour manager with a complete lack of attacking nous; he also sucked at putting competent dour defensive teams on the field. That's why even shit boring managers like Bruce would actually be an upgrade. So I just can't grasp my mind around the concept that any manager won't be an upgrade over him. This Garde guy feels like Guardiola to me at the moment. Thanks. Lots of Love Newcastle fans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I love you, you know it. Sorry if I was a bit harsh Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I love you, you know it. Sorry if I was a bit harsh You still pretending you're not a Newcastle fan then? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I always liked Jerry Francis, like. Not as a manager, he just always seemed like a nice bloke. Looks like one of the Nasty Boyz. You must have balls of steel to have attempted that reference. I got it despite knowing hardly anything about wrestling. Remember them and The Mountie vs The Bushwackers and Hacksaw Jim Duggan at Summerslam '92? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I love you, you know it. Sorry if I was a bit harsh You still pretending you're not a Newcastle fan then? I'm a plastic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anderson Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Wasn't that Galtier? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? That was Galtier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I love you, you know it. Sorry if I was a bit harsh You still pretending you're not a Newcastle fan then? I'm a plastic VI is just here to slum with us morlocks. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
cosmic Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Good timing if Garde joins now. Gains experience in managing an English Premiership Club and move to Arsenal when Wenger's contract ends in 2017. Assuming we offer a minimum 3.5 year contract, Ashley wins again as Gooners will have to cough up compensation to pull Garde over. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? That was Galtier Oh, ok. Cool. So are we happy? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Wasn't that Galtier? Even Galtier couldn't possibly be like Pardew tactically. Unless he's had a lobotomy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
timeEd32 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? That was Galtier Oh, ok. Cool. So are we happy? Pants should be at ankles. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? That was Galtier Oh, ok. Cool. So are we happy? Pants should be at ankles. my history with that is around 50/50 happy/nothappy . Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? That was Galtier Oh, ok. Cool. So are we happy? Pants should be at ankles. I think I've forgotten how to hope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes1986 Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I'll be very excited if we go down the route of getting Garde in. There's no point in being pessimistic about losing a manager to a top 4 club in a few years. He would have to do a good job to get the Arsenal job after Wenger. We would be in a lot better of a place as a club losing a manager to Arsenal than losing a shit manager to Crystal Palace. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? Mike, you're a mess. Get out of here man. There is no one that is like Pardew. No one. Anything is an upgrade on him. Yes, inanimate objects included. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Was this the French guy that was just like Pardew tactically? Mike, you're a mess. Get out of here man. There is no one that is like Pardew. No one. Anything is an upgrade on him. Yes, inanimate objects included. A mess. Fuck you then KaKa. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 People are rejoicing, and you lower the tone by comparing the man to Pardew. It was a terrible thing to do. Just awful. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 People are rejoicing, and you lower the tone by comparing the man to Pardew. It was a terrible thing to do. Just awful. I didn't! I asked if this was the guy that had previously been compared! I was like, I remember that there is a devil in France, is this that guy? That's all I did, and then you called me a mess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SEMTEX Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 I always liked Jerry Francis, like. Not as a manager, he just always seemed like a nice bloke. Looks like one of the Nasty Boyz. You must have balls of steel to have attempted that reference. Knobbs' face with Saggs' hair innit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 Let's not argue. Pardew is gone and it's possible we might get a good manager. Think back 12 months and the remote possibility of this wasn't even there It's all good. KaKa and I are hopeless avatar brothers, man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 What are the feelings on Garde vs Tuchel? I can't say I know a great deal about either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 9, 2015 Share Posted January 9, 2015 What are the feelings on Garde vs Tuchel. I can't say I know a great deal about either. I was massively into Tuchel when I read a couple of articles about him a while ago. But in the circumstances turning your nose up at either would be mental. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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