AlanSkÃrare Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 We need news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED209 Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Me mate who has contacts in Dubai reckons that the word is Colo has remained in Newcastle to meet Garde at the ground today. Probably horse shyte like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 We can't be trusted with News. You can't handle the News. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Me mate who has contacts in Dubai reckons that the word is Colo has remained in Newcastle to meet Garde at the ground today. Probably horse shyte like. Fucking hell #pray4kaka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 :frantic: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ScottishMagpie Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 C'mon....where's the NO spies? we need someone camped outside the training ground, at airports etc. I personally volunteer to keep an eye on the gentleman's clubs of the city just incase Remi wants some 'entertainment'. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 C'mon....where's the NO spies? we need someone camped outside the training ground, at airports etc. I personally volunteer to keep an eye on the gentleman's clubs of the city just incase Remi wants some 'entertainment'. I'm already on the case, theirs nothing up Crystal's hooch right now, hold on....................now there is. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 That random twitter guy who stalked Janmaat, Cabella signing etc has to be camped out at the training ground. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Me mate who has contacts in Dubai reckons that the word is Colo has remained in Newcastle to meet Garde at the ground today. Probably horse shyte like. We need some good news. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 C'mon....where's the NO spies? we need someone camped outside the training ground, at airports etc. I personally volunteer to keep an eye on the gentleman's clubs of the city just incase Remi wants some 'entertainment'. I'm already on the case, theirs nothing up Crystal's hooch right now, hold on....................now there is. Wat Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Reminds me of this: Not a player but I saw Charlotte from Geordie Shore in ASDA. I'd be surprised if she didn't have a bunch of banana's stuck up her cunt whilst she was drinking the smart price cans of lager as she went around the shop. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Fucks sake man, I've just burst out laughing in an inaugural lecture full with 300 people. I didn't even realise it was me who had wrote it until I read it the 3rd time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 7 points from the last 30 available is it? Keep that going and that's 11 points from the remaining games, leaving us on 38 for the season. Far to close to take a punt on Cardew. Just get it done ffs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan Gleebals Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 PS our run in of games (from now) does not look to good either bearing our current form in mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Fucks sake man, I've just burst out laughing in an inaugural lecture full with 300 people. I didn't even realise it was me who had wrote it until I read it the 3rd time. Such a shame that a man with such keen comedic intellect as yourself will now be viewed as a dribbling simpleton by 300 people. Life, eh? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Roger Kint Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Dropping to 300 is a bonus surely? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ads Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 103 pages deep and still nothing Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Can we just sign this cunt already ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Well at least the torture must end before the Hull game. With Carver begging publicly for a decision it has to be untenable to keep him in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanj Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 :frantic: my profile personal text has been updated and will remain so until the manager is appointed, need to spread kaka awareness, poor fella is on a roller coaster of epic proportions Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
beardsleymagic Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 This club man.... No news on a new manager. No news on any transfers. No news on injured players. No news on Ashleys intentions. Get fucking 'no news' translated into Latin and put that on the club crest. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Exciting times...... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Village Idiot Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 This club man.... No news on a new manager. No news on any transfers. No news on injured players. No news on Ashleys intentions. Get f***ing 'no news' translated into Latin and put that on the club crest. Nihil notitiae/Sine notitiis? My latin is rusty. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
henke Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 There's no news on transfers because we're not signing anyone. There's no news on the manager because Ashley I holding off giving Carver the job until the end of the window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe_F Posted January 19, 2015 Share Posted January 19, 2015 Just fuck off .. @lee_ryder: #nufc sources say they won't be swayed by calls to make quick decision http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/newcastle-united-wont-rushed-head-8474841 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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