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Crystal Palace 1-1 Newcastle United - 11/02/15 - post match boredom from pg36.


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Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined

 

Think how slow he'd be if he didn't have that go faster fin welded to his napper.

milk turns quicker and stays on its feet better than him :no:
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Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined

 

Think how slow he'd be if he didn't have that go faster fin welded to his napper.

milk turns quicker and stays on its feet better than him :no:

 

Didn't know milk had feet tbh, always learning on this place.

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Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined

Think how slow he'd be if he didn't have that go faster fin welded to his napper.

milk turns quicker and stays on its feet better than him :no:

 

What are you on about? ???

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Well I managed to pick a duplicate ticket after 4 phone calls to our incompetent box office.

 

What a fucking waste of an evening, I'm down on business so at least I've not forked out for travel and hotel.

 

Would have had a better evening if I'd sacked the match off and gone out for a meal and drinks with colleagues in central London.

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Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined

 

He's pretty quick tbh, it's just a shame the refs can't keep up. Perez got kneed in the midriff today because he was too quick for the sandwich led by Chamakh, but the ref seemed to love it. Chopping down players darn sarf seems ok when you have Geordie lickpsittles like Carver to give the thumbs up for a pauper's salary. 

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Utter rubbish in the second half - the side looks unfit to me, fade badly in almost every second half under Carver.

Cisse was absolutely dire but redeemed himself with a well-taken goal after probably our only decent cross of the night from Janmaat. Cisse's lay-offs to colleagues resulted in him giving the ball away several times and as we know, he lacks decent pace.

The club is going nowhere under this regime and belongs in the Championship...we are a disgrace to the PL and to the once proud name of the club. If Carver retains the managerial position - or we get another plonker in summer - we WILL be relegated.

A laughing stock, no more, no less.

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The camera cut to Carver when we had a throw in just past the half way line after about 60mins and he was just screaming 'FORWARD' at Haidara. Fucking school boy level stuff. God forbid we try and get the ball into midfield and build an attack.

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That was completely awful :lol:

 

At least we didn't get beat, and did have 30/40 mins of enjoying a lead. Fans were great except for nervous/pissed off towards the end. Williamson was terrible, can barely even kick the ball.

 

We kept hoofing it up to Perez and losing possession. Countless times as well with just a 5 yard pass we gave it away. I had a few palace mates and they couldn't believe how bad we were.

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The subs as well, unbelievable. First of all he left it too long to do something. Palace goal had been coming since the start of the second half.

 

Cabella off Abeid on - clearly taking out any attacking intent. This probably should have been Cisse IMO, he was dogshit and sissoko could have pushed higher. Or gouffran.

 

Dummett was Cisse was then equally retarded and negative

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Well I managed to pick a duplicate ticket after 4 phone calls to our incompetent box office.

 

What a f***ing waste of an evening, I'm down on business so at least I've not forked out for travel and hotel.

 

Would have had a better evening if I'd sacked the match off and gone out for a meal and drinks with colleagues in central London.

 

Do you work for the European Space Agency?

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Well I managed to pick a duplicate ticket after 4 phone calls to our incompetent box office.

 

What a f***ing waste of an evening, I'm down on business so at least I've not forked out for travel and hotel.

 

Would have had a better evening if I'd sacked the match off and gone out for a meal and drinks with colleagues in central London.

 

Do you work for the European Space Agency?

 

No.

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Well I managed to pick a duplicate ticket after 4 phone calls to our incompetent box office.

 

What a f***ing waste of an evening, I'm down on business so at least I've not forked out for travel and hotel.

 

Would have had a better evening if I'd sacked the match off and gone out for a meal and drinks with colleagues in central London.

 

Do you work for the European Space Agency?

 

No.

 

Are you here for IP Week?

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Well I managed to pick a duplicate ticket after 4 phone calls to our incompetent box office.

 

What a f***ing waste of an evening, I'm down on business so at least I've not forked out for travel and hotel.

 

Would have had a better evening if I'd sacked the match off and gone out for a meal and drinks with colleagues in central London.

 

Do you work for the European Space Agency?

 

No.

 

Are you here for IP Week?

 

What's all these questions?

 

No. I'm working on Thames Tideway Tunnel.

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The subs as well, unbelievable. First of all he left it too long to do something. Palace goal had been coming since the start of the second half.

 

Cabella off Abeid on - clearly taking out any attacking intent. This probably should have been Cisse IMO, he was dogshit and sissoko could have pushed higher. Or gouffran.

 

Dummett was Cisse was then equally retarded and negative

You've got them wrong there, Cissé did come off for Abeid :lol:

I thought Cissé had a decent game tbh, isolated as fuck up there but did his best as a target man with all the hoofs we played. Aye, some poor passes, but overall he did well IMO. That goal was hardly a tap in either, he had a lot to do, especially as he would have seen the ball late because of their defender that just misses it.

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You've got them wrong there, Cissé did come off for Abeid :lol:

I thought Cissé had a decent game tbh, isolated as fuck up there but did his best as a target man with all the hoofs we played. Aye, some poor passes, but overall he did well IMO. That goal was hardly a tap in either, he had a lot to do, especially as he would have seen the ball late because of their defender that just misses it.

 

Agree, I would say Cisse was our best player throughout, he gave the ball away a bit but mostly when it comes into him and he's surrounded by defenders.

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