themanupstairs Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 It's been atrocious watching us since Carver took over, somehow worse than under Pardew. The players either don't give a f*** or seem lost, confused. Our attacking play has to be the worst in the league, there is no cohesion, no plan, no connection between players. And what of our non-existent midfield? Can't remember a single time we took the game by the scruff of the neck. What is a midfield of Sissoko, Colback, Ayoze and Gouffran going to do? Fuck all. Abeid is MADE to play dead central midfield and he's on the bench because we can't be upsetting our ex-mackem hero. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I think I slept during that so I'm going to be wide awake all night now. I got out of bed at 5am all excited for that shit http://staciapriscilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/image.png Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Apparently Cabella had 14 attempted passes in the final third and Sissoko 11, I can barely remember those two even getting a touch near their box Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 It's been atrocious watching us since Carver took over, somehow worse than under Pardew. The players either don't give a f*** or seem lost, confused. Our attacking play has to be the worst in the league, there is no cohesion, no plan, no connection between players. And what of our non-existent midfield? Can't remember a single time we took the game by the scruff of the neck. What is a midfield of Sissoko, Colback, Ayoze and Gouffran going to do? Fuck all. Abeid is MADE to play dead central midfield and he's on the bench because we can't be upsetting our ex-mackem hero. Exactly man, Ayoze and Gouffran aren't midfielders and Colback is shite. And Sissoko is even much worse as a holding player, especially alongside Colback. Pretty much everything is wrong with that midfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 And yet we're sat right where Ashley wants us, pretty much out of relegation danger and no chance of qualifying for Europe. Joh done, pats on the back all round for Carver and co. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
midds Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 It's been atrocious watching us since Carver took over, somehow worse than under Pardew. The players either don't give a fuck or seem lost, confused. Our attacking play has to be the worst in the league, there is no cohesion, no plan, no connection between players. And what of our non-existent midfield? Can't remember a single time we took the game by the scruff of the neck. It's almost as if we've appointed a useless simpleton who can't motivate or enthuse the squad, has no discernible plan or way of playing and is happy to forego all of his dignity and self-respect in exchange for the job. He's a fucking cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ndegwa Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I'm struggling to work out what we have to look forward to in the foreseeable future. I don't get the point of supporting the club at the moment- yet the majority of our fans are happy. I don't get it. Someone please explain it to me. My head hurts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gino14 Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 The one good thing is that Pardew didn't win, so he can't go around with a big arrogant grin about it all. We can't get any rubbish about how he out thought his old team (even though it's shit because of him). It's a small mercy but the media were sharpening their knives for when we lost that game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Best thing about this game was the "Are you pardew in disguise" chants from the away end. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Best thing about this game was the "Are you pardew in disguise" chants from the away end. Aye I heard that, very good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ponsaelius Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I had a thoroughly enjoyable evening grouting the bathroom and squirting silcone sealant all over the shop. Phenomenal euphemism Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Good to see Pardew being just as predictable for Palace as he was here. Sit back.and stay in the game for 70 minutes then bring on the flair players to try to nick a point or three. He was even forced to make a positive change which flukely worked out with the Sanogo injury Sad though that our current manager is prepared to settle for a draw against a shit side with 20 minutes left to play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 What an awful game of football that was, clearly with these two managers in place it wasn't going to be a classic but that was just lifeless football. That crap will drive people away from the game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hughesy Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 I think it was probably the worst game of football I've ever attended. Almost unbelievably bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Another nothing game. What a horrific season. Dummet for Cabella jajajaja. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined Think how slow he'd be if he didn't have that go faster fin welded to his napper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
biggs Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined Think how slow he'd be if he didn't have that go faster fin welded to his napper. milk turns quicker and stays on its feet better than him Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 11, 2015 Share Posted February 11, 2015 Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined Think how slow he'd be if he didn't have that go faster fin welded to his napper. milk turns quicker and stays on its feet better than him Didn't know milk had feet tbh, always learning on this place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined Think how slow he'd be if he didn't have that go faster fin welded to his napper. milk turns quicker and stays on its feet better than him What are you on about? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Haidara and Carver hating on the pitch: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteveMc Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Lip licking cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greg Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Well I managed to pick a duplicate ticket after 4 phone calls to our incompetent box office. What a fucking waste of an evening, I'm down on business so at least I've not forked out for travel and hotel. Would have had a better evening if I'd sacked the match off and gone out for a meal and drinks with colleagues in central London. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Another complete and utter non event, just like Sunday. I hope to fuck Carver is gone after the last game of this season. This purgatory is more or less as bad as the eternal damnation of Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted February 12, 2015 Share Posted February 12, 2015 Cabella is nowhere near as fast as I thought he was before he joined He's pretty quick tbh, it's just a shame the refs can't keep up. Perez got kneed in the midriff today because he was too quick for the sandwich led by Chamakh, but the ref seemed to love it. Chopping down players darn sarf seems ok when you have Geordie lickpsittles like Carver to give the thumbs up for a pauper's salary. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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