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Awful from us, briefly came alive in the second half but our squad is rubbish

 

Krul - 4 - No doubt would have been behind earlier without him but also at fault for goal

Janmaat - 7 Reliable

Colo - 6 Did ok.

Willo - 5 Hmmm

Taylor - 0 Can't defend

 

Sissoko - 0 Can't be arsed anymore obviously

Abeid  - 4 Without a few moments of madness would be higher, obviously has potential but looks like no confidence (wonder why Carver you cunt)

Sammy - 0 Shit

Obertan - 0 Shitter

 

Riviere - 0 Shittest

Cisse - 3 Not a great game but no service either

 

Carver - 0 Fuck off and jump in a hole

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"That is the consolation for Newcastle, Jonas returning from cancer..."

 

I'm delighted for him, but that's all the club has the minute, crowbarred sentimentalism. Because everything else is dire.

 

There's not even any legitimacy to that, either.

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Awful from us, briefly came alive in the second half but our squad is rubbish

 

Krul - 4 - No doubt would have been behind earlier without him but also at fault for goal

Janmaat - 7 Reliable

Colo - 6 Did ok.

Willo - 5 Hmmm

Taylor - 0 Can't defend

 

Sissoko - 0 Can't be arsed anymore obviously

Abeid  - 4 Without a few moments of madness would be higher, obviously has potential but looks like no confidence (wonder why Carver you cunt)

Sammy - 0 Shit

Obertan - 0 Shitter

 

Riviere - 0 Shittest

Cisse - 3 Not a great game but no service either

 

Carver - 0 Fuck off and jump in a hole

 

Assume you're taking the piss with Sissoko getting 0? Created our best chance and didn't think he was that bad in general

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Don't worry guys, it was Manchester United who everyone knows we can't compete with. Only 1-0 too, which is actually a really creditable result. And moments away from a 0-0, stuff of legends!

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Awful from us, briefly came alive in the second half but our squad is rubbish

 

Krul - 4 - No doubt would have been behind earlier without him but also at fault for goal

Janmaat - 7 Reliable

Colo - 6 Did ok.

Willo - 5 Hmmm

Taylor - 0 Can't defend

 

Sissoko - 0 Can't be arsed anymore obviously

Abeid  - 4 Without a few moments of madness would be higher, obviously has potential but looks like no confidence (wonder why Carver you c***)

Sammy - 0 s***

Obertan - 0 Shitter

 

Riviere - 0 Shittest

Cisse - 3 Not a great game but no service either

 

Carver - 0 f*** off and jump in a hole

 

No.

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I am sure that BT Sport will now try to make as much of the alleged spitting incident now to ensure that they can feel self gratified that they have gotten a couple of players banned!

 

My opinion was that Evans spat in the general direction of Cisse, not necessarily at him and the moment Cisse was supposed to have spat was with his full back to the camera however, thankfully for BT Sport they will have 100 other angles to compare and send to the FA so they can re-referee the game.  Could they give us the goal we should have had for the penalty we were not given while they are at it?

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Guest Gino14

Have to say van Gaal is the luckiest man in the world if Man Utd make the top four.  They'll be the worst top four side I can remember.

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Don't worry guys, it was Manchester United who everyone knows we can't compete with. Only 1-0 too, which is actually a really creditable result. And moments away from a 0-0, stuff of legends!

 

Hope i get the DVD for christmas.

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This is us now lads embrace the horror.

 

We promote a Prefect to Headmaster, whatever is the cheapest bollocks available that's what we do.

 

Anyone that thinks a new manager is coming in at the end of the season is fucking deluded, how many chances will you give these bell ends to change things.

 

Lee Charnley is probably under qualified for a fucking paper round.

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I've never thought that Cisse was the sharpest tool in the box, and if he did spit back at Evans, that just confirms it. If he gets a ban, I'm not too bothered.

 

 

 

You want us to win games and are happy if our only goalscorer gets banned? :lol:

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That's the worst part, these results are still seen as having a jolly good time and something to smile about when in fact they're totally fucking unacceptable.

 

The 'oh so nearly 0-0' that would have gone down as a highlight in Newcastle's season. I'm absolutely sick of that, it's embarrassing. Yeah, everyone sat in silence for 90 minutes and we chased the ball loads and created little against a painfully average Man Utd side- would have been a really solid result. Fuck off.

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Guest firetotheworks

Honestly wish this club didn't exist at the moment. It just makes you angry.

 

Don't watch and it doesn't, it's doing wonders for me. I just look at the results at the moment, the performances are predictable so I don't see the point.

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It was almost appropriate that we conceded a goal like that given how much of a non-entity our entire game plan and effort levels were. There were numerous individuals who had poor games but the most worrying aspect was how unlike an organised unit anything was. It's almost as if we practiced standing in our final third of the pitch without actually doing anything all week. I can't believe how poor we were at keeping the ball. It wasn't even League 2 standard.

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