Mike Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Incredible to think that we only had Stone, Carver and Woodman before. Absolute fucking insanity. It just beggars belief. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Lastsupper.jpg Gets me every time, this pic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Incredible to think that we only had Stone, Carver and Woodman before. Absolute f***ing insanity. It just beggars belief. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Lastsupper.jpg Gets me every time, this pic If Andy Woodman was food, he would definitely be egg and beans, so it's quite fitting in a way. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Where the hell do the Chronicle find their journalists from man. This Waugh seems a Ryder mark II. 'And, though his surname may be an anagram of Vurnon Anita, no he is not a relative of United's Dutch midfielder.' Most pointless filler paragraph ever. You have got be fucking joking. If that's not the work-experience-kid's efforts--actually, even if it is, it will have passed before an editor--then it stretches the concept of a professional 'wordsmith' beyond the point of usefulness. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Incredible to think that we only had Stone, Carver and Woodman before. Absolute f***ing insanity. It just beggars belief. http://www.true-faith.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/06/Lastsupper.jpg Gets me every time, this pic If Andy Woodman was food, he would definitely be egg and beans, so it's quite fitting in a way. Stone's face, though. "Yeah, eat it up." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Logic Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 They look like three pikeys that can't quite comprehend where they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Where the hell do the Chronicle find their journalists from man. This Waugh seems a Ryder mark II. 'And, though his surname may be an anagram of Vurnon Anita, no he is not a relative of United's Dutch midfielder.' Most pointless filler paragraph ever. This is further up the piece: 'Now, just a day after Pecchia’s departure was confirmed, Newcastle have confirmed that Benitez has brought in Anita.' Maybe he was genuinely confused for a bit and thought he'd help others out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Judging by Carver's bracket, it looks like he has just necked a pint of liquid smack. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted June 3, 2016 Share Posted June 3, 2016 Where the hell do the Chronicle find their journalists from man. This Waugh seems a Ryder mark II. 'And, though his surname may be an anagram of Vurnon Anita, no he is not a relative of United's Dutch midfielder.' Most pointless filler paragraph ever. That's one of the worst things I've ever read. Amazing what passes for journalism these days. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 The change is amazing. Pardew walks out and McClaren spends three months deciding if he wants to come. Pecchia leaves and Benitez picks up the phone and a replacement is sorted the next day. I guess the answer is easier depending on who asks the question "Would you like to work with me?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest elbee909 Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 "And though 'The Chronicle' is spelled similarly to 'The Chronic', Dr. Dre isn't on the writing staff." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted June 4, 2016 Share Posted June 4, 2016 "And though 'The Chronicle' is spelled similarly to 'The Chronic', Dr. Dre isn't on the writing staff." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Simon Hughes @Simon_Hughes__ Sammy Lee very unlikely to follow Ronald Koeman to Everton. Could be joining Rafael Benítez's coaching staff at Newcastle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted June 6, 2016 Share Posted June 6, 2016 Possibly loaning Cathro out for the season? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 3m3 minutes ago #nufc add Cristian Fernandez Martinez and Daniel Marti to their medical team as they bid to solve injury problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 https://uk.linkedin.com/in/cristianmfm https://uk.linkedin.com/in/martidaniel Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 3m3 minutes ago #nufc add Cristian Fernandez Martinez and Daniel Marti to their medical team as they bid to solve injury problems. Fucking finally. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Good stuff Rafa! Make us a proper ran club again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Lee Ryder @lee_ryder 3m3 minutes ago #nufc add Cristian Fernandez Martinez and Daniel Marti to their medical team as they bid to solve injury problems. Dr Death does not like this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Seems like we're trying to get all of our good news in on the same day Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 This is superb. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NUFC Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Martinez is a rehab fitness coach Marti is a physio Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 "And though 'The Chronicle' is spelled similarly to 'The Chronic', Dr. Dre isn't on the writing staff." Fucking hell. :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
astraguy Posted June 29, 2016 Share Posted June 29, 2016 Rehabilitation fitness coach Cristian Fernandez Martinez moves from Premier League club Hull City. Off to find a Hull forum Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tooj Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I see Sammy Lee has left Southampton. Maybe Rafa will go for him? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted June 30, 2016 Share Posted June 30, 2016 I see Sammy Lee has left Southampton. Maybe Rafa will go for him? I couldn't stand that. If he joins I bet he says something like this. "I am delighted to join Newcastle United Football Club. When Rafa called me and asked me if I'd like to join him at Newcastle United Football Club I though how could I turn down the chance to work with Rafa at Newcastle United Football Club. Newcastle United Football Club has a proud history, Newcastle United Football Club has passionate fans, Newcastle United Football Club is Newcastle United Football Club need I say more " Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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