1964 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Oh gawd we have let Siem near a moving aeroplane... That's the end of him then. 'It is with deep sadness that Newcastle United announce the sad demise of Siem de Jong. On the way to la manga the plane suffered a bout of mild turbulence which resulted in Siem losing a limb and passing away. A doctor tried to restart his heart which accidently fell into a bowl of peas and was indistinguishable from the popular garden vegetable' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Fucking hell. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parky Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Medial knee ligament is normally a month min. Sometimes 3 months. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Well our next game is in 2 weeks so it's not that bad. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 "Knee bother, ah'll have him back in a jiffy" - Dekka Wright, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 I'm not sure who's advised McClaren that a medial knee ligament is a couple of weeks, surely it will be a month or two? This season just gets better and better... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 http://www.physioroom.com/injuries/knee/medial_collateral_ligament_sprain_full.php In the case of a first degree sprain, sporting activities should not be undertaken for about 3 weeks. For second degree sprains, the rehabilitation period will be between 6 and 8 weeks. Rehabilitation under the supervision of a chartered physiotherapist is desirable to prevent a recurrence of the injury, which can be common if a return to sport is attempted too early. In the case of a third degree sprain, where the ligament is completely ruptured, the treatment of choice is surgery to repair the structure. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Knowing our physio team that's him done for the season then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrettNUFC Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Injury news will probably have half of our fanbase jumping for joy now he's not playing so he can't miss the thousands of chances created. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
George Bailey Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 We are truly fucking cursed. If it's medial damage once our remedial physios and medics get to grips with him he'll be lucky to walk again poor mad cunt. Uncle Ben to the rescue it is then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 McClarens get out of jail card - got an excuse now for a few more games. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeloEmre Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 McClarens get out of jail card - got an excuse now for a few more games. Aye, our striker who's not scoring goals is injured. That's a great out of jail card. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scotty66 Posted February 17, 2016 Share Posted February 17, 2016 Couple of weeks From the same club that looked into tomb stone prices for SDJ after a simple poke in the eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Would love to know where on earth McClaren thinks medical damage can be dealt with within 2 weeks mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Won't see him again this season imo. Probably off in the summer if we go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 FFS. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Good news to wake up to. Fuuuuck me. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zero Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Right. We are officially done. Championship next season then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Doumbia or Perez to cover? From what i've heard Doumbia is more of an out and out striker, would be interesting to see if he's any good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Knee injury and out for a few weeks, maybe a month? There's no way McClaren can get us out of the hole with this now. Sack McClaren and get someone who will know how to compensate not having Mitro now. McClaren won't have a fucking clue what to do. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 McClarens get out of jail card - got an excuse now for a few more games. Aye, our striker who's not scoring goals is injured. That's a great out of jail card. He's our main goal threat and he did score against West Brom. Goals aside his hold up play has been good. So yeah...him being injured is a get out of jail card. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Think of all that interest that money in the bank is accruing though. Ding ding ding. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 Cisse and Uncle Ben to the rescue... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 That's us done Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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