toontownman Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 How many times does he have to let down the people that put faith in them before they release he is a lost cause. Think how much more effective Miggy and Hayden could be if they weren't making up for the spaces and mistakes shelvey creates by simply quarter arsing it. Has to be replaced. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 I actually thought he was decent on the ball today off the ball though its like playing with 10 men, Soucek and Rice are light years ahead of him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jarrovianmag Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 drop him when Willock is ready Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RS Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 33 minutes ago, HaydnNUFC said: I actually thought he was decent on the ball today off the ball though its like playing with 10 men, Soucek and Rice are light years ahead of him. He ran around. Did nothing and got booked for a completely unnecessary foul. He’s a fraud and you’ve been duped. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 2 hours ago, HaydnNUFC said: I actually thought he was decent on the ball today off the ball though its like playing with 10 men, Soucek and Rice are light years ahead of him. Was practically keeled aawa after about half an hour. Even by his standards his fitness seemed absolutely pathetic. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 he was done after half an hour. just a passenger after that and was a hindrance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 3 hours ago, RS said: He ran around. Did nothing and got booked for a completely unnecessary foul. He’s a fraud and you’ve been duped. Erm...I know. Off the ball it's like playing with 10 men when he's in the side, like I posted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 he did have a decent first 10 minutes mind. then was spent. standing at the back taking it of our centre halfs and then rolling it back to them. what the actual fuck? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 Bruce sums up the club in manager form and this guy does in player form. Lazy, ambitionless, blames everything but himself, and shite. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
et tu brute Posted August 15, 2021 Share Posted August 15, 2021 1 hour ago, huss9 said: he did have a decent first 10 minutes mind. then was spent. standing at the back taking it of our centre halfs and then rolling it back to them. what the actual fuck? The fact that he sits all just about the entire game sitting five yards in front of the defence, means that any half decent team will always dominate the midfield. Does Jones actually have any say on who plays as I can’t imagine playing Shelvey fits into his tactical plans. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Out for up to 4 weeks according to jabba the pizza hut. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rocker Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 6 minutes ago, 54 said: Out for up to 4 weeks according to jabba the pizza hut. Perfect. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 Shame it doesn't have a 0 after the 4. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Away Toon Posted August 24, 2021 Share Posted August 24, 2021 What is really frightening is that we aren't any better without Shelvey than with him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 fuck me... the quotes from this cunt in the chronicle today!!!! he's decided to see a nutritionist to help him who's told him to cut out the post-match beers. eh? how long has he been a professional footballer? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Couldn't care to be honest, this lad will be peddled soon. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixelphish Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 4 minutes ago, r0cafella said: Couldn't care to be honest, this lad will be peddled soon. Excellent usage here, r0ca. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 He's a complete mug, I'm sure he'll regret not taking this job more seriously once he's retired. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Just now, SiLvOR said: He's a complete mug, I'm sure he'll regret not taking this job more seriously once he's retired. Not sure he will, he's richer than he ever could have imagined. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, r0cafella said: Not sure he will, he's richer than he ever could have imagined. yeah, fair point Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Professional footballer decides in his late 20s that post match beers isn’t good for him after finally listening to a nutritionist. Honestly man, get the fuck out of my club you waste of skin. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Jesus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 I'm more curious as to why when you see on social media and in the press our 'possible future team' he is invariably in it. Yeah....can spend loads on Neymar, MBappe etc, but still got Shelvey in there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 1 minute ago, gjohnson said: I'm more curious as to why when you see on social media and in the press our 'possible future team' he is invariably in it. Yeah....can spend loads on Neymar, MBappe etc, but still got Shelvey in there. People who don't watch him think he's good. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted October 12, 2021 Share Posted October 12, 2021 Jonjo Shelvey reveals subtle change as he targets Newcastle return against Tottenham Newcastle United playmaker Jonjo Shelvey hopes to feature against Tottenham after making his return from injury for the under-23s nechronicle Jonjo Shelvey is eyeing a first-team return Jonjo Shelvey has revealed he is working with a nutritionist as part of his latest recovery from injury as he aims to make his return against Tottenham. The Newcastle United playmaker banked valuable minutes in the under-23s thumping home victory over Birmingham City on Monday night. Shelvey is yet to feature for the Magpies since the opening-day defeat to West Ham as a result of successive calf complaints. The midfielder completed 79 minutes of the Premier League 2 fixture before being replaced by Jack Young, and hopes to be in contention for Sunday's clash against Spurs. Shelvey also outlined the changes he has made behind the scenes as part of his recovery, including the decision to 'cut out' post-match beers. He told NUFC TV: "I assume we're going to sit down tomorrow [Tuesday], make a plan and hopefully be involved in some sort against Tottenham. "Recover tomorrow, train again Wednesday and go from there. I feel good, I've been working with a nutritionist off the pitch so things are looking good. "It's been teaching me what to eat before a game and after, and cut out the beers after a game! "I'm going to go back now and get some carbs back in my body, and then go back to no carbs tomorrow." The most recent calf complaint is the latest in a line of setbacks for Shelvey, who had only just managed his return from the same injury before being struck down again. He added: "I had got myself back, trained and literally my other calf went straight away. I got back again, and the original one went again. "It's been frustrating but it looks to be behind me which is the main thing. It's been frustrating watching the games on a Saturday at the stadium and seeing all the support." The mood on Tyneside has been transformed by the long-awaited takeover, and St James' Park will be a sellout for the televised visit of Nuno Espirito Santo's side. However, the Magpies remain winless so far this season and a fifth defeat in eight league games would only deepen relegation fears, despite the end of the Mike Ashley era. Reflecting on the takeover announcement, Shelvey said: "It's been massive news for the fans and the club. It's terrific, but all that matters now is obviously Sunday. We've really got to put a show on for the fans and I'm sure they will be behind us as they usually are. "I've heard it's a sellout, and I'm looking to hopefully playing a part in it." Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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