Jonjo Shelvey (now playing for Burnley)

[joeyt]

Garbage

[Bimpy474]

Dreadful washed up waste of a shirt.

[TRon]

Good to see him being called out by the co-commentator today, makes a change.

[huss9]

yeah - called out his long floaty passes.

[TheHoob]

If we got any other manager with a semi functioning brain this useless cunt would be first out the door.

[Guest]

If Bruce goes play the Longstaffs the rest of the season.

[toontownman]

Sadly not his last game in a Newcastle shirt.

[HaydnNUFC]

Weird how his best run of form at the club in the PL was with the manager he probably despises for not taking any lazy bullshit from him which culminated in the fanbase and many in the media clamouring for him to go to Russia in 2018.

 

Now he's the second biggest waste of time in terms of playing staff at the club behind Joelinton. What a mong.

[Dan Gleebals]

Blatantly has a 'if fit', must play clause as part of his new contract. 

[Paully]

 

[Ben]

21 minutes ago, Paully said:

 

He's right we do have a good squad, that's why bring in a failed lower league manager with limited coaching ability from relegated Bournemouth saved our season, the gross mismanagement shown by the Steve's prior to Jones coming in was there for all to see.

I think the message needs spreading Jones saved our season not Steve Bruce.

[Dokko]

I’d rather play any of our midfielders over him. In fact I’d play Joelinton in his place, least then it stops him fucking up attacks further forward.

[Dancing Brave]

5 hours ago, Paully said:

 

He's not very bright is he ? 

[joeyt]

Dreadful again

[huss9]

how he gets a game before willock.

[Big Geordie]

Yup -he’s the waste of a shirt at the minute. Simply not good enough. 

[Ben]

I think its fairly obvious that Shelvey is Bruce's main man, two peas in a pod 

[ToonArmy1892]

His long passing has turned to shit, it used to be the best part of his game.

Short passing is decent enough but he can't get around the pitch enough to keep up in the PL.

[Pilko]

"When he plays well, we win" says Bruce. There's a huge part of the 2 wins in 22 for you, this cunt played basically every minute.

[TRon]

16 minutes ago, Pilko said:

"When he plays well, we win" says Bruce. There's a huge part of the 2 wins in 22 for you, this cunt played basically every minute.

It's the type of clueless quote you would expect from Bruce tbh. A manager so bad he found a way to concede 65% possession to a team with 10 men for more than half the match. 

[ToonArmy1892]

Rafa didn't even like Shelvey but he still made him look quite good, it's the opposite on both counts with Bruce.

[WarrenBartonCentrePartin]

35 minutes ago, ToonArmy1892 said:

His long passing has turned to shit, it used to be the best part of his game.

Short passing is decent enough but he can't get around the pitch enough to keep up in the PL.

Needlessly gave the ball away under little to no pressure numerous times today.

[TRon]

He'd have been a hell of a player in the '50s. 

Now he just look's like a player in his 50's. 

 

[ToonArmy1892]

4 minutes ago, WarrenBartonCentrePartin said:

Needlessly gave the ball away under little to no pressure numerous times today.

Aye, that's why it's only "decent enough"

Considering passing is meant to be the best part of his game, his long passing is now poor and short is average, he is a waste of a shirt.

[BlueStar]

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/davy-can-quiet-jonjo-shelvey-20422633

Jonjo Shelvey has faced up to accusations that he is lazy while turning out for Newcastle United.During the club's regular feature - 'Zoom Army' - in which players are asked questions by supporters, one fan, named Davy, queried 'why are you so lazy?' Shelvey began with 'cheers Davy' before turning away from the camera to compose his response.