ED209 Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 He is just crap, lazy and crap. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Colback would at least run around. It was purposeless but I'd rather deal with dumb than lazy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Doesn't even do the limited "good stuff" he used to do anymore. Shelvey, Gayle, Ritchie, Clark, Murphy. All players that were out or about to be moved on by Rafa. All the type of players you would find in relegation or championship teams. While Murphy/Clark/Ritchie have shown to be useful at times if they can be replaced his summer jettison them all with Hendrick, Carroll, Atsu, Krafth too. Kick the longstaffs out on loan to boot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 Are there stats available online that prove what we’re seeing with our own eyes? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
andyc35i Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 4 minutes ago, Dr Jinx said: Are there stats available online that prove what we’re seeing with our own eyes? The thing about the stats is that they will probably go against what we are seeing. I.e. he makes the easy back pass to the central defence or to the side quite often and makes cowardly runs backwards after he realises he’s fucked up and let his man go Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted May 3, 2021 Share Posted May 3, 2021 27 minutes ago, Dr Jinx said: Are there stats available online that prove what we’re seeing with our own eyes? The premier league table? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nbthree3 Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HawK Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 30 minutes ago, nbthree3 said: Jonjo Shelvey, baby cow enthusiast. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 He's not a footballer, he probably doesn't even want to be a footballer just likes the wages. He spent 12 hours a day practising long passes so he could impress at trials and get himself on the gravy train. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 If by 'a while' he means forever, I'm happy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
danny Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Wont be missed Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
morpeth mag Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 If there was one player who could afford to miss pre-season... It would be Miggy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 I'd been enjoying summer. Really enjoyed the Euro's, a massive distraction from this shit. Now two of the top threads on here are about Steve fucking Bruce and Jonjo fucking Shelvely. What a way to bring me back down to earth Football is shit again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Jinx Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 Nout wrong with him I bet, just terrified of being sold down the league. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, nbthree3 said: Good, that instantly improves the shit team to be a tiny percent less shit without him, I’ll take that. How he’s made it this far as a ‘footballer’ I’ll never know. Edited July 19, 2021 by HTT II Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smal Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 2 hours ago, Shearergol said: I'd been enjoying summer. Really enjoyed the Euro's, a massive distraction from this shit. Now two of the top threads on here are about Steve fucking Bruce and Jonjo fucking Shelvely. What a way to bring me back down to earth Football is shit again. I like Jordan Pickford more than I like most of our players these days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 When asked about his absence, Bruce told reporters: "Jonjo hurt himself before pre-season doing running on his own." - Can be dangerous that running malarkey. Must be why Jonjo barely ever does any on a matchday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest HTT II Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 11 minutes ago, Pilko said: When asked about his absence, Bruce told reporters: "Jonjo hurt himself before pre-season doing running on his own." - Can be dangerous that running malarkey. Must be why Jonjo barely ever does any on a matchday. Like fuck does he run at all, he barely walks… Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jackyboy Posted July 19, 2021 Share Posted July 19, 2021 I bet his injury won't keep him off the golf course Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
duo Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 The old judging a player purely on their stats. I've watched shelvey at nufc now for 5 1/2 years and he's absolutely overrated. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 Aye, load of shite that. He's a lazy, miserable, unreliable luxury player who has a good game in every 12. As our esteemed manager says "you can have all sorts of statistics about whatever you like". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 (edited) He has 1 decent game in like, 10. If that. It's why he's still here and why he even stayed in the Championship with us in 2016/17, just the standard in the league that season was shocking so he only needed to put in a 6/10 performance to look like he was running the midfield. Plus he had Rafa. Can't remember a good performance he's had since Benitez left, I know he was our top scorer in 2019-20 ( ) but I genuinely can't. Last time I remember him being any around decent or above was in the last few home games of 2017/18. Edited August 2, 2021 by HaydnNUFC Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ashley17 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 He needs replacing so we can move forwards but the system he finished the season in made him look decent. All he has to do is pick the ball up off the centre halves and spread the play to one of our runners. He's so deep he doesn't get left for dead in a foot race and he doesn't even attempt to go upfield. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted August 2, 2021 Share Posted August 2, 2021 5 and a half fucking years. Christ. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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