Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 But look at the job hes doing now, thick cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope someone removes the P and S from PARDS on his jacket and adds a RET before the A Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 These pages should dominate the 2016 awards, by the way. Absolute gold Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Klaus Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 But look at the job hes doing now, thick c***s. Aye, he came fifth n'al. Some people are never happy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he goes to McDonalds for breakfast and gets there at 10:31am. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he gets framed for a murder he didn't commit and gets raped everyday in prison Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiotes Witch Doctor Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope his telly remote breaks and he has to buy one of those all in one remotes for it and it isn't compatible with his TV so has to take it back but it turns out he's lost the receipt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he goes to McDonalds for breakfast and gets there at 10:31am. Guess who wins again? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaqen Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he's always the one who ends up with the madcatz controller. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leazes_End_Mag Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he accepts Michael Barrymore's invite to his pool party. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chapo Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he had his heart set on Miss Colombia winning Miss Universe 2015. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope he runs out of petrol on the A1 and hitches a lift off Dr Harold Shipman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Theregulars Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I hope one day we stop talking about him because karma stops raping us in the eye. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he buys a Kinder Egg and the toy's one of them shit little models. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 He's re writing history again. http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/alan-pardew-if-can-deal-7187598 He was a belligerent anti-football oaf who stubbornly had Ben Arfa warming the bench until Obertan picked up a foot injury, and imho (if that injury setback hadn't taken place) that spot on the subs bench would have still been reserved for HBA. That article is staggering. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Come on guys I mean OBVIOUSLY he means he'll bring in Adebayor to Palace and put him on the bench. Play him for the last 4 or 5 games of the season, and that'll teach him. Boom. Genius. England manager. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he runs out of bog roll in the middle of a really bad shit so he has to walk to the shop like John Wayne but when he gets there they've only got that tracing paper stuff from school. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 I'm genuinely raging at that article, never have I read such barefaced lies, I was ready for a long rant but I'll leave it at this: CUNT! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Unbelievable Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Love how he harps on about the "difficult agenda" at Newcastle these days when he was always more than happy to be complicit in the club's scams. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Come on guys I mean OBVIOUSLY he means he'll bring in Adebayor to Palace and put him on the bench. Play him for the last 4 or 5 games of the season, and that'll teach him. Boom. Genius. England manager. Thing is Adebayor usually does well in his first few months at a new club so uncle Pards will be there lapping up all the credit once again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he goes to McDonalds for breakfast and gets there at 10:31am. Why? When you are the King you can do what you want. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he zips his nads in his flies and has that extra unexpected dribbly bit of piss when puts his knob away - the knob. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he buys some clothes off ASOS then sees they're all discounted in the sale the next day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 16, 2016 Share Posted January 16, 2016 Hope he gets pulled over in Manitowoc for speeding and gets sentenced to life in prison without parole. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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