Jimburst Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Did he bring a bucket to work or was he just smashing 9 bars in dustbins before he came to work to be cained all day? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 "Who's run the bath?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Did he bring a bucket to work or was he just smashing 9 bars in dustbins before he came to work to be cained all day? He was helping my mate decorate, I was out of the house. he could have been smashing them in the kitchen for all I know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 As big Vince van G-man once said “The only time I feel alive is painting after supping up a fiver deals worth of creamy goodness.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! I think I'd prefer him to be in an actual job than have to watch him wreck every Sky game on telly. Sign him up Leicester! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! I think I'd prefer him to be in an actual job than have to watch him wreck every Sky game on telly. Sign him up Leicester! Ha ha my exact thoughts! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I have no reason to dislike Leicester, so I wouldn't want to inflict him on them. Winning the league to having Pardew as manager would be the biggest football come down of all time. Him at Sunderland is the dream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 From league title to "no more goals" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 That'll be a wankers hat then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I have no reason to dislike Leicester, so I wouldn't want to inflict him on them. Winning the league to having Pardew as manager would be the biggest football come down of all time. Him at Sunderland is the dream. Agree on the last sentence. He has to get the Sunderland job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I have no reason to dislike Leicester, so I wouldn't want to inflict him on them. Winning the league to having Pardew as manager would be the biggest football come down of all time. Him at Sunderland is the dream. I don't dislike them either, but I want him off my tv screen more. Whichever club goes for him fully deserves the self imposed plight so whoever it is has my blessing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Arsehole (Pardew, not Paully). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Arsehole (Pardew, not Paully). Ballon d’merde Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm actually looking forward to him getting another job but right now I can't see any club daft enough. Fat Sam would be first in the queue for any shite premiership side anyway. You would have to be a right fucking idiot to hire Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm actually looking forward to him getting another job but right now I can't see any club daft enough. Fat Sam would be first in the queue for any s**** premiership side anyway. You would have to be a right f***ing idiot to hire Pardew. Things might get desperate come Christmas and owners take risks trying to stay in the league. This is where Alan will pick up his next job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Swansea or Stoke perhaps Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 rangers job will be available soon. can see him up there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 He'll pick a team that are clearly under-performing where he will have to do minimal work as everything will be in place. Then it'll be a few seasons of gradual decline before he fucks off elsewhere leaving that team in the shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 rangers job will be available soon. can see him up there. Not after what he said about Scottish Football! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 rangers job will be available soon. can see him up there. Not after what he said about Scottish Football! i've clearly missed that, maybe not then! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Ashley to buy the mackems and install the dream team of Pardew and Carver with Kinnear as Dof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Thing is, Pardew is likely to do OK for about 6-12 months with any new club, so he'd not be a bad choice for anyone right at the bottom and battling to stay in the league. I'd not be surprised if he managed to pull a team out of the relegation positions and keep them up. Things only tend to go to shit once he gets his full philosophy across to the players in training and Pardews them, and then gets let loose in the transfer window, sells those players who don't want to play his awful hoofball and replaces them with a few "proper grafters" and 6 left backs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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