Hanshithispantz Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Or as Neesy puts it, a snake salesman: Pardew: "That is typical Dwight." You never played him upfront for palace you snake salesman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Or as Neesy puts it, a snake salesman: Pardew: "That is typical Dwight." You never played him upfront for palace you snake salesman. 'Awight Mrs. Kayne? Erd you gow loik the clappers. Ah jew fancy a go on my Pink Cobra? What can oi put ya dahn for?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 'Areet, do you want to buy a snake?' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 A lad that help decorated our 2nd house years ago, he owned a snake. Used to do buckets before he started and made very little progress in a day. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 what an anecdote. You not fancy telling him to save his creamy ones 'til hometime? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 True story. I came home and he was baked trying to paint the ceiling with a roller. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimburst Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Did he bring a bucket to work or was he just smashing 9 bars in dustbins before he came to work to be cained all day? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 "Who's run the bath?" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 Did he bring a bucket to work or was he just smashing 9 bars in dustbins before he came to work to be cained all day? He was helping my mate decorate, I was out of the house. he could have been smashing them in the kitchen for all I know. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 As big Vince van G-man once said “The only time I feel alive is painting after supping up a fiver deals worth of creamy goodness.” Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hanshithispantz Posted September 28, 2017 Share Posted September 28, 2017 :lol: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! I think I'd prefer him to be in an actual job than have to watch him wreck every Sky game on telly. Sign him up Leicester! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! I think I'd prefer him to be in an actual job than have to watch him wreck every Sky game on telly. Sign him up Leicester! Ha ha my exact thoughts! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I have no reason to dislike Leicester, so I wouldn't want to inflict him on them. Winning the league to having Pardew as manager would be the biggest football come down of all time. Him at Sunderland is the dream. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 From league title to "no more goals" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 That'll be a wankers hat then. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I have no reason to dislike Leicester, so I wouldn't want to inflict him on them. Winning the league to having Pardew as manager would be the biggest football come down of all time. Him at Sunderland is the dream. Agree on the last sentence. He has to get the Sunderland job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 I have no reason to dislike Leicester, so I wouldn't want to inflict him on them. Winning the league to having Pardew as manager would be the biggest football come down of all time. Him at Sunderland is the dream. I don't dislike them either, but I want him off my tv screen more. Whichever club goes for him fully deserves the self imposed plight so whoever it is has my blessing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted October 21, 2017 Share Posted October 21, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Arsehole (Pardew, not Paully). Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Altamullan Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Arsehole (Pardew, not Paully). Ballon d’merde Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm actually looking forward to him getting another job but right now I can't see any club daft enough. Fat Sam would be first in the queue for any shite premiership side anyway. You would have to be a right fucking idiot to hire Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm actually looking forward to him getting another job but right now I can't see any club daft enough. Fat Sam would be first in the queue for any s**** premiership side anyway. You would have to be a right f***ing idiot to hire Pardew. Things might get desperate come Christmas and owners take risks trying to stay in the league. This is where Alan will pick up his next job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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