Altamullan Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 He’s just been asked if he’s interested in the Leicester job; “My name is in everybody’s hat” Absolute ballon! Hopefully he gets it as he’s currently all over Sky Sports - the tosser! Your name is in everyone’s bin you bellend Arsehole (Pardew, not Paully). Ballon d’merde Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm actually looking forward to him getting another job but right now I can't see any club daft enough. Fat Sam would be first in the queue for any shite premiership side anyway. You would have to be a right fucking idiot to hire Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 I'm actually looking forward to him getting another job but right now I can't see any club daft enough. Fat Sam would be first in the queue for any s**** premiership side anyway. You would have to be a right f***ing idiot to hire Pardew. Things might get desperate come Christmas and owners take risks trying to stay in the league. This is where Alan will pick up his next job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Swansea or Stoke perhaps Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 rangers job will be available soon. can see him up there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 He'll pick a team that are clearly under-performing where he will have to do minimal work as everything will be in place. Then it'll be a few seasons of gradual decline before he fucks off elsewhere leaving that team in the shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallsendmag Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 rangers job will be available soon. can see him up there. Not after what he said about Scottish Football! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
lovejoy Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 rangers job will be available soon. can see him up there. Not after what he said about Scottish Football! i've clearly missed that, maybe not then! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Ashley to buy the mackems and install the dream team of Pardew and Carver with Kinnear as Dof. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Thing is, Pardew is likely to do OK for about 6-12 months with any new club, so he'd not be a bad choice for anyone right at the bottom and battling to stay in the league. I'd not be surprised if he managed to pull a team out of the relegation positions and keep them up. Things only tend to go to shit once he gets his full philosophy across to the players in training and Pardews them, and then gets let loose in the transfer window, sells those players who don't want to play his awful hoofball and replaces them with a few "proper grafters" and 6 left backs. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted October 26, 2017 Share Posted October 26, 2017 Or as Neesy puts it, a snake salesman: Pardew: "That is typical Dwight." You never played him upfront for palace you snake salesman. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Peppe Posted October 29, 2017 Share Posted October 29, 2017 Or as Neesy puts it, a snake salesman: Pardew: "That is typical Dwight." You never played him upfront for palace you snake salesman. Snake salesman Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Pardew has his former Assistant Manager / Chauffeur hyping him up in the press : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5041101/Alan-Pardew-consideration-Rangers.html ‘We had some wonderful players at the club, Tevez, Mascherano, Sheringham, and I saw very close hand how he handled top-quality players. He did that exceptionally well. I’ve got great respect for him as a manager. ‘Certain managers know how to handle top players. You talk about Tevez, Mascherano, fantastic players, different characters. You have to manage them well. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddy Chibas Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Pardew has his former Assistant Manager / Chauffeur hyping him up in the press : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5041101/Alan-Pardew-consideration-Rangers.html ‘We had some wonderful players at the club, Tevez, Mascherano, Sheringham, and I saw very close hand how he handled top-quality players. He did that exceptionally well. I’ve got great respect for him as a manager. ‘Certain managers know how to handle top players. You talk about Tevez, Mascherano, fantastic players, different characters. You have to manage them well. Face palm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Pardew has his former Assistant Manager / Chauffeur hyping him up in the press : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5041101/Alan-Pardew-consideration-Rangers.html ‘We had some wonderful players at the club, Tevez, Mascherano, Sheringham, and I saw very close hand how he handled top-quality players. He did that exceptionally well. I’ve got great respect for him as a manager. ‘Certain managers know how to handle top players. You talk about Tevez, Mascherano, fantastic players, different characters. You have to manage them well. WTF?! Ha ha ha! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Aye he did a blinding job, dropping Mascherano for Hayden Mullins. Not as if the kid has owt to show for his career. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Without Pardew, there would be no Mascherano and without Mascherano there would be no great Barcelona side, without the great Barcelona side Guardiola would have nothing. Nothing. Man City fans have alot to thank Pards for. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heake Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Pardew has his former Assistant Manager / Chauffeur hyping him up in the press : http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-5041101/Alan-Pardew-consideration-Rangers.html ‘We had some wonderful players at the club, Tevez, Mascherano, Sheringham, and I saw very close hand how he handled top-quality players. He did that exceptionally well. I’ve got great respect for him as a manager. ‘Certain managers know how to handle top players. You talk about Tevez, Mascherano, fantastic players, different characters. You have to manage them well. Reads like a parody Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 The only way that could be any more perfect would be if Ben Arfa was mentioned. Pete from the Football Ramble put it perfectly the other week when he said something along the lines of 'Pardew reckons "if I can manage Ben Arfa, I can manage anyone" - that's the point Alan, you can't' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 Since the page number is 352 now, that reminded me of the time he tried to play 3-5-2 against Stoke, and predictably, it was a massive failure where not one player seemed to know what he was supposed to be doing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 0-4 at Stoke ffs, up there with the Stevenage and Brighton (2nd one) FA Cup exits as the worst games I've ever attended. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 That the one featuring big Sol Campbell? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nobody Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 That the one featuring big Sol Campbell? Aye http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/eng_prem/9426553.stm Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Interpolic Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 That game made me remember Shane Ferguson as he made a nice little run with the ball at one stage, which made me recall this: Rangers sign five Newcastle players on loan on deadline day http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/31099950 Just checked and Vuckic played 15 games (scoring 8 goals), the other 4 didn't make an appearance between them. Add it to the list of pointless / exasperating / most probably bent activities we've seen under this owner. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted November 2, 2017 Share Posted November 2, 2017 0-4 at Stoke ffs, up there with the Stevenage and Brighton (2nd one) FA Cup exits as the worst games I've ever attended. Same. Didn't pardew play 3 at the back that game? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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