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Dean Ashton was on GOS saying he really enjoyed playing for Pardew. He spoke about this attacking football he played.

 

Can't say I paid attention to his Wham side but he was horribly defensive for us and Palace.

 

Pardew was on weeks earlier comparing Ashton's potential to Kane mind.

 

Pardew's also really high on Ashton. I think he was in his five a side of best players he's managed.

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He won't take them down, like. He'll give the side a lift and probably have them finish very comfortably above the relegation zone. Then they'll go to shit, at the latest half-way through his first full season. Like literally every single time the man has been in a job.

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How the fuck has Pardclaw swung this?

 

English football clubs really are thick. The Allardyce worship you can at least understand to some extent, but Pards should have been laughed out of football years ago. Oh well, more fun for the rest of us.

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The Pardew cycle for us is, anger and frustration when his new clubs fans say we treated him unfairly, 5th place, Ashley against him, did a great job at Newcastle, ignoring all the facts that say otherwise, ignoring the lies , headbutts, excuses, Notting Hill carnival, Science........ :rant:

 

Slowly but surely it turns to smugness as we were right all along, and we spend a week like this  :smug: when he's finally sacked or walks.

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The Pardew cycle for us is, anger and frustration when his new clubs fans say we treated him unfairly, 5th place, Ashley against him, did a great job at Newcastle, ignoring all the facts that say otherwise, ignoring the lies , headbutts, excuses, Notting Hill carnival, Science........ :rant:

 

Slowly but surely it turns to smugness as we were right all along, and we spend a week like this  :smug: when he's finally sacked or walks.

 

It's more than a week, we get to enjoy seeing them calling for his head as they suffer a whole years worth of terrible football and results before the sacking...except here where Mike thought he was doing a great job of course  :lol:

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The Pardew cycle for us is, anger and frustration when his new clubs fans say we treated him unfairly, 5th place, Ashley against him, did a great job at Newcastle, ignoring all the facts that say otherwise, ignoring the lies , headbutts, excuses, Notting Hill carnival, Science........ :rant:

 

Slowly but surely it turns to smugness as we were right all along, and we spend a week like this  :smug: when he's finally sacked or walks.

 

It's more than a week, we get to enjoy seeing them calling for his head as they suffer a whole years worth of terrible football and results before the sacking...except here where Mike thought he was doing a great job of course  :lol:

 

Oh yes watching the wheels fall off the Pardew wanker wagon is fun, it's the week after he goes where my inner smug mode goes into overdrive  :lol:

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The Pardew cycle for us is, anger and frustration when his new clubs fans say we treated him unfairly, 5th place, Ashley against him, did a great job at Newcastle, ignoring all the facts that say otherwise, ignoring the lies , headbutts, excuses, Notting Hill carnival, Science........ :rant:

 

Slowly but surely it turns to smugness as we were right all along, and we spend a week like this  :smug: when he's finally sacked or walks.

 

It's more than a week, we get to enjoy seeing them calling for his head as they suffer a whole years worth of terrible football and results before the sacking...except here where Mike thought he was doing a great job of course  :lol:

 

Oh yes watching the wheels fall off the Pardew wanker wagon is fun, it's the week after he goes where my inner smug mode goes into overdrive  :lol:

 

Well yeah there is that.. theres a few West Brom fans at work so I'm gonna enjoy this even more  :lol:

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The whole "Strong Start" is overdone. It was only at Palace. His first half season here was Lackluster.

 

Got the same amount of points as Hughton right? Came in 11th, sold Carroll(?), ended 11th. Then the 5th place was part of that strong start.

 

 

It's after that where he was terrible.

 

 

Just about. Think we were 11th when he arrived and we finished the season in 12th. Would have been higher if we hadn't thrown away a 3-0 lead at home to West Brom on the last day of the season.

 

Remember us beating Liverpool in his first game but other than that I think he started very poorly and we only won 2 games in his first 10 here and lost to Stevenage in the Cup.

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The whole "Strong Start" is overdone. It was only at Palace. His first half season here was Lackluster.

 

Got the same amount of points as Hughton right? Came in 11th, sold Carroll(?), ended 11th. Then the 5th place was part of that strong start.

 

 

It's after that where he was terrible.

 

 

Just about. Think we were 11th when he arrived and we finished the season in 12th. Would have been higher if we hadn't thrown away a 3-0 lead at home to West Brom on the last day of the season.

 

Remember us beating Liverpool in his first game but other than that I think he started very poorly and we only won 2 games in his first 10 here and lost to Stevenage in the Cup.

His first 10 games:

 

Liverpool (h) W 3-1

Man City (h) L 1-3

Tottenham (a) L 0-2

Wigan (a) W 1-0

West Ham (h) W 5-0

Stevenage (a) (FAC) L 1-3

mackems (a) D 1-1

Tottenham (h) D 1-1

Fulham (a) L 0-1

Arsenal (h) D 4-4

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The whole "Strong Start" is overdone. It was only at Palace. His first half season here was Lackluster.

 

Got the same amount of points as Hughton right? Came in 11th, sold Carroll(?), ended 11th. Then the 5th place was part of that strong start.

 

 

It's after that where he was terrible.

 

 

Just about. Think we were 11th when he arrived and we finished the season in 12th. Would have been higher if we hadn't thrown away a 3-0 lead at home to West Brom on the last day of the season.

 

Remember us beating Liverpool in his first game but other than that I think he started very poorly and we only won 2 games in his first 10 here and lost to Stevenage in the Cup.

His first 10 games:

 

Liverpool (h) D 1-1

Man City (h) L 1-3

Tottenham (a) L 0-2

Wigan (a) W 1-0

West Ham (h) W 5-0

Stevenage (a) (FAC) L 1-3

mackems (a) D 1-1

Tottenham (h) D 1-1

Fulham (a) L 0-1

Arsenal (h) D 4-4

 

 

:wat:

 

 

 

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The whole "Strong Start" is overdone. It was only at Palace. His first half season here was Lackluster.

 

Got the same amount of points as Hughton right? Came in 11th, sold Carroll(?), ended 11th. Then the 5th place was part of that strong start.

 

 

It's after that where he was terrible.

 

 

Just about. Think we were 11th when he arrived and we finished the season in 12th. Would have been higher if we hadn't thrown away a 3-0 lead at home to West Brom on the last day of the season.

 

Remember us beating Liverpool in his first game but other than that I think he started very poorly and we only won 2 games in his first 10 here and lost to Stevenage in the Cup.

His first 10 games:

 

Liverpool (h) D 1-1

Man City (h) L 1-3

Tottenham (a) L 0-2

Wigan (a) W 1-0

West Ham (h) W 5-0

Stevenage (a) (FAC) L 1-3

mackems (a) D 1-1

Tottenham (h) D 1-1

Fulham (a) L 0-1

Arsenal (h) D 4-4

 

We beat Liverpool 3-1 in his first game. He was booed into the dugout by sections of the crowd I remember.

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The whole "Strong Start" is overdone. It was only at Palace. His first half season here was Lackluster.

 

Got the same amount of points as Hughton right? Came in 11th, sold Carroll(?), ended 11th. Then the 5th place was part of that strong start.

 

 

It's after that where he was terrible.

 

 

Just about. Think we were 11th when he arrived and we finished the season in 12th. Would have been higher if we hadn't thrown away a 3-0 lead at home to West Brom on the last day of the season.

 

Remember us beating Liverpool in his first game but other than that I think he started very poorly and we only won 2 games in his first 10 here and lost to Stevenage in the Cup.

His first 10 games:

 

Liverpool (h) D 1-1

Man City (h) L 1-3

Tottenham (a) L 0-2

Wigan (a) W 1-0

West Ham (h) W 5-0

Stevenage (a) (FAC) L 1-3

mackems (a) D 1-1

Tottenham (h) D 1-1

Fulham (a) L 0-1

Arsenal (h) D 4-4

 

We beat Liverpool 3-1 in his first game. He was booed into the dugout by sections of the crowd I remember.

Aye. Rectified.
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First thing Ashton said about Pardew was "they will get a confident manager".

 

Confidence.... in this scenario.... is not a skill.

 

Confidence and narcissism are two different things.

 

Pashun. The most intangible and nothing platitude in football going. And like you allude to, he only has passion for himself, and he'll soon become passionate about blaming all and sundry than himself down the line.

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At WBA, Pardew has no Zaha to bail him out with individual brilliance, and no obvious easy-goal-from-set-piece threat like Scott Dann (one in seven in the PL). We know what his set pieces were like from his time here.

 

WBA look like they need molding into a team that will pick up regular points. They could find themselves really struggling.

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Really looking forward to him stinking it up man :lol:

 

Just can't believe a club sacks a manager that plays football as dull and boring as Pulis and yet manages to bring in the same guy, but who is actually worse at making a team somewhat disciplined and well drilled.

 

It is truly extraordinary!

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