Dave Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 What a guy though. Basically everything since he walked through the door has been different. Like a football club should be fucking run. We've done almost everything right, it's so refreshing. It remains to be seen if the club will keep this up behind the scenes, but it's as though they respect him enough to listen to his direct instructions instead of knowing they are able to walk all over him like they did to weak, desperate dickheads like Pardew and McClaren. Even the little things, like doing that interview. Answering direct questions about the likes of Sissoko. Reducing ticket prices. The huge improvement in our social media output. It's all got the hallmark of someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. It's been so long and it's fantastic. And we haven't even played a game yet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 What a guy though. Basically everything since he walked through the door has been different. Like a football club should be fucking run. We've done almost everything right, it's so refreshing. It remains to be seen if the club will keep this up behind the scenes, but it's as though they respect him enough to listen to his direct instructions instead of knowing they are able to walk all over him like they did to weak, desperate dickheads like Pardew and McClaren. Even the little things, like doing that interview. Answering direct questions about the likes of Sissoko. Reducing ticket prices. The huge improvement in our social media output. It's all got the hallmark of someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. It's been so long and it's fantastic. And we haven't even played a game yet. It's hard to believe, we've put up with shit for so long. The embarrassing penny pinching is really coming out now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mike Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 What a guy though. Basically everything since he walked through the door has been different. Like a football club should be fucking run. We've done almost everything right, it's so refreshing. It remains to be seen if the club will keep this up behind the scenes, but it's as though they respect him enough to listen to his direct instructions instead of knowing they are able to walk all over weak, desperate dickheads like Pardew and McClaren. Even the little things, like doing that interview. Answering direct questions about the likes of Sissoko. Reducing ticket prices. The huge improvement in our social media output. It's all got the hallmark of someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. It's been so long and it's fantastic. And we haven't even played a game yet. All the managers that came in, looked around at the shit facilities and practices and thought "No, this all looks fine." I can't believe we only just went down. We're only in the championship. We should have been playing our games through the mail by now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Toon Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 I get this vison of the football match in Kes with a muddy pitch and most of the players hanging off bent cross bars It would have been exactly that under Pardew. He'd have been the Man Utd loving teacher who would have to have it all his own way. He'd have had the likes of Coloccini, Gouffran, Mike Williamson and the usual suspects on his side. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 What a guy though. Basically everything since he walked through the door has been different. Like a football club should be fucking run. We've done almost everything right, it's so refreshing. It remains to be seen if the club will keep this up behind the scenes, but it's as though they respect him enough to listen to his direct instructions instead of knowing they are able to walk all over him like they did to weak, desperate dickheads like Pardew and McClaren. Even the little things, like doing that interview. Answering direct questions about the likes of Sissoko. Reducing ticket prices. The huge improvement in our social media output. It's all got the hallmark of someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. It's been so long and it's fantastic. And we haven't even played a game yet. It's hard to believe, we've put up with shit for so long. The embarrassing penny pinching is really coming out now. Wonder what Rafa thought of the wheelie bins we use for ice baths. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
r0cafella Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 What a guy though. Basically everything since he walked through the door has been different. Like a football club should be fucking run. We've done almost everything right, it's so refreshing. It remains to be seen if the club will keep this up behind the scenes, but it's as though they respect him enough to listen to his direct instructions instead of knowing they are able to walk all over him like they did to weak, desperate dickheads like Pardew and McClaren. Even the little things, like doing that interview. Answering direct questions about the likes of Sissoko. Reducing ticket prices. The huge improvement in our social media output. It's all got the hallmark of someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. It's been so long and it's fantastic. And we haven't even played a game yet. It's hard to believe, we've put up with shit for so long. The embarrassing penny pinching is really coming out now. Wonder what Rafa thought of the wheelie bins we use for ice baths. He probably thought it's too bad John got another job as he'd be the perfect guy to take them to the skip. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 What a guy though. Basically everything since he walked through the door has been different. Like a football club should be f***ing run. We've done almost everything right, it's so refreshing. It remains to be seen if the club will keep this up behind the scenes, but it's as though they respect him enough to listen to his direct instructions instead of knowing they are able to walk all over him like they did to weak, desperate dickheads like Pardew and McClaren. Even the little things, like doing that interview. Answering direct questions about the likes of Sissoko. Reducing ticket prices. The huge improvement in our social media output. It's all got the hallmark of someone who knows what the f*** they're doing. It's been so long and it's fantastic. And we haven't even played a game yet. Smoke me a kipper Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ketsbaia Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 It still doesn't seem real because we've been trained to expect incompetence from hateable cretins at every level. And now we have the opposite, like we've finally reached that light outside the tunnel. What a feeling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
John P Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 So pretty much everyone who has played in a 5 a side league in the north east in the last few years has been playing on a substantially better surface than the Newcastle United first team. Absolutely bonkers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufcjb Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 Hope the team performs up to his standards and do well early doors and throughout the season as a true reflection of Rafa's hard work and vision for the club. If the players fuck this up, we all know who Mike and his little pal Lee will put the blame on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danh1 Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 The mad thing for me is that I believe every word that comes out of Rafa's mouth. Pardew and to an extent McClaren could tell me that the sky is blue and I wouldn't have it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mattypnufc Posted June 9, 2016 Share Posted June 9, 2016 So pretty much everyone who has played in a 5 a side league in the north east in the last few years has been playing on a substantially better surface than the Newcastle United first team. Absolutely bonkers. Mental that really. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 The 4g pitch thing is beyond unacceptable when you take into account how often we get injuries. They never thought to look at that? Same with improving the gym equipment. Crazy. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Aren't our indoor pitches new too? So we built the pitch but went for the cheapest surface possible? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 This feels like our last chance to save the club from oblivion under Ashley. If big and little Mike fuck this up and Rafa goes and we go back to employing Pardew-level chancers then half of us will probably walk away for good and the rest will just accept it and meekly watch the club rot away into the lower leagues. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Would it be over estimating to say appointing him has added at least 10,000 season ticket sales? Even a low average, £400 a ticket, there's £4m. Pretty much pays for Benitez itself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Aren't our indoor pitches new too? So we built the pitch but went for the cheapest surface possible? Probably were still playing on the foundations Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 What a guy though. Basically everything since he walked through the door has been different. Like a football club should be fucking run. We've done almost everything right, it's so refreshing. It remains to be seen if the club will keep this up behind the scenes, but it's as though they respect him enough to listen to his direct instructions instead of knowing they are able to walk all over weak, desperate dickheads like Pardew and McClaren. Even the little things, like doing that interview. Answering direct questions about the likes of Sissoko. Reducing ticket prices. The huge improvement in our social media output. It's all got the hallmark of someone who knows what the fuck they're doing. It's been so long and it's fantastic. And we haven't even played a game yet. All the managers that came in, looked around at the shit facilities and practices and thought "No, this all looks fine." I can't believe we only just went down. We're only in the championship. We should have been playing our games through the mail by now. Probably why they employed managers that feel 'privileged' to have the job in the first place. Don't want to complain about the facilities because they realise how lucky they are to have the job. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Incognito Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Aren't our indoor pitches new too? So we built the pitch but went for the cheapest surface possible? Probably were still playing on the foundations Tarmac your indoor pitch Sor? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1878 Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Mind blowing that you never had a 4G pitch or staff to look after new foreign signings. I thought Everton were badly run under Kenwright but even we've had staff doing that for the last 10/15 years Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Mind blowing that you never had a 4G pitch or staff to look after new foreign signings. I thought Everton were badly run under Kenwright but even we've had staff doing that for the last 10/15 years "Ashley's done a good job up there". Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NEEJ Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Surely the training ground currently has 3G pitches and he's just wanting to upgrade to the newest style pitch? I doubt they're playing on a worse surface than say, the soccerdome. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Troll Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Surely the training ground currently has 3G pitches and he's just wanting to upgrade to the newest style pitch? I doubt they're playing on a worse surface than say, the soccerdome. I assumed they just played on concrete. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 Mind blowing that you never had a 4G pitch or staff to look after new foreign signings. I thought Everton were badly run under Kenwright but even we've had staff doing that for the last 10/15 years "Ashley's done a good job up there". Same as Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shak Posted June 10, 2016 Share Posted June 10, 2016 I'll bet our gym was just a room with loads of random heavy things in it. "Now lift that television fifteen times and then do three dead lifts with that half keg of Heineken. Remember to lift with your back lads!" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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