Si Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why is no one hurling abuse or rocks that sneaky rat? Can he play 10? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 He's falling for it. He's been falling for it all summer. Hasn't a clue. Left back and Goal Keeper 'at best' Douglas reckons. Ah man. Just fucking burn the club to the ground and let us start again from nothing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looking for positives, if we do get Targett, and Lazaar falls through like it might yet do, plus Dummett and Gamez, plus Manquillo, Clark, Mbemba and Colback who can all supposedly play at left back, we should have a squad that is guaranteed to be highly appealing to Alan Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
STM Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 He may be walking into the training ground but he will be leaving in a fucking wheelchair. Baldy twat. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” Says everything about what Rafa thinks of Charnley & co's negotiating skills that he's trying to push through deals himself. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Very close to the white line, wheel not straight, signing no one lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” Says everything about what Rafa thinks of Charnley & co's negotiating skills that he's trying to push through deals himself. Rafa is just trying to make up time after fucking off on a jolly yesterday with his worldie manager mates. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Very close to the white line, wheel not straight, signing no one lads. why is he moonwalking away from his car? Fucking always showing off for the cameras. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Hes there to take Rafas resignation Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. Get banned from the ground on a matchday probably if they kick off Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” Says everything about what Rafa thinks of Charnley & co's negotiating skills that he's trying to push through deals himself. Rafa is just trying to make up time after fucking off on a jolly yesterday with his worldie manager mates. Aye it was taking liberties swanning around with the big boys when there's deals still on the table. He should have known Charnley might lose his pen or be in the bog when the phones start ringing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Bearing in mind we needed to strengthen, we've got rid of 14 players, potentially 16 players...and brought in 6, one of which we already had on loan. Honestly, what the fuck man. Out: 14, potentially 16 Florian Thauvin, Kevin Mbabu, Daryl Murphy, Emmanuel Riviere, Siem De Jong, Grant Hanley, Adam Armstrong, Matz Sels, Ivan Toney, Vurnon Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Yoan Gouffran, Haris Vuckic, Lubo Satka, Potentially Tim Krul, Potentially Freddie Woodman In: 6 Christian Atsu (who we already had), Florian Lejeune, Jacob Murphy, Javier Manquillo, Joselu, Mikel Merino Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. New manager speculation = high September click bait profits Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperFlat Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We're looking a bit light on number 10s wholly unsuited to English football now. Hoping for some late movement on Praet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Very close to the white line, wheel not straight, signing no one lads. why is he moonwalking away from his car? Fucking always showing off for the cameras. Probably come to tell Rafa to not bother. There's no money. It'll be like the scene in that Hitler video that everyone dubs. Rafa going beserk and eventually calming down because we've still got Dwight Gayle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We're looking a bit light on number 10s wholly unsuited to English football now. Hoping for some late movement on Praet. We only have the one now in Perez with Diame being played deeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Bearing in mind we needed to strengthen, we've got rid of 14 players, potentially 16 players...and brought in 6, one of which we already had on loan. Honestly, what the fuck man. Out: 14, potentially 16 Florian Thauvin, Kevin Mbabu, Daryl Murphy, Emmanuel Riviere, Siem De Jong, Grant Hanley, Adam Armstrong, Matz Sels, Ivan Toney, Vurnon Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Yoan Gouffran, Haris Vuckic, Lubo Satka, Potentially Tim Krul, Potentially Freddie Woodman In: 6 Christian Atsu (who we already had), Florian Lejeune, Jacob Murphy, Javier Manquillo, Joselu, Mikel Merino Not disputing the sentiment but that list is slightly misleading since the majority of the players we've rid ourselves of weren't available to us last season, whereas all of the players we've brought in will be in and around the first team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. New manager speculation = high September click bait profits Not this time I reckon.. if Rafa walks because of all this fucking about, a lot of people will be done with the club (as it is under Mike Ashley). In a way it would be lovely to just get on with life and in a decade or so hear about the club being run correctly under new owners. It would be even nicer if the club would fucking back the best manager we've had since Keegan and SBR, but that's not gonna happen is it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Bearing in mind we needed to strengthen, we've got rid of 14 players, potentially 16 players...and brought in 6, one of which we already had on loan. Honestly, what the fuck man. Out: 14, potentially 16 Florian Thauvin, Kevin Mbabu, Daryl Murphy, Emmanuel Riviere, Siem De Jong, Grant Hanley, Adam Armstrong, Matz Sels, Ivan Toney, Vurnon Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Yoan Gouffran, Haris Vuckic, Lubo Satka, Potentially Tim Krul, Potentially Freddie Woodman In: 6 Christian Atsu (who we already had), Florian Lejeune, Jacob Murphy, Javier Manquillo, Joselu, Mikel Merino Not disputing the sentiment but that list is slightly misleading since the majority of the players we've rid ourselves of weren't available to us last season, whereas all of the players we've brought in will be in and around the first team. They also haven't been replaced either though. I'd have put their replacements on the In list if I knew them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I knew Simon Jordan was a plastic gobshite prick but fuck me he's outdoing himself on SSN at the minute. What an slimey fucking creep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We're actually getting worse at signing players man, and we were already a shambles at this whole thing. Feel for Rafa man ... the guy hasn't even had any time off through the summer. Awful stuff. Just hoping he can manage to do something himself to get bodies in that he can at least see something in, because I always feel like he can manage to get something out of most players. Come on Rafa man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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