TRon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Our reporter Keith Downie has the latest developments taking place at Newcastle... “Matt Targett is their number one target right now. They wanted Kenedy as cover for Paul Dummett at left-back but that deal is now off. “They’re trying to bring Targett in on a season-long loan. Rafa Benitez is busy here at the training ground trying to finalise a few deals right now.” Says everything about what Rafa thinks of Charnley & co's negotiating skills that he's trying to push through deals himself. Rafa is just trying to make up time after fucking off on a jolly yesterday with his worldie manager mates. Aye it was taking liberties swanning around with the big boys when there's deals still on the table. He should have known Charnley might lose his pen or be in the bog when the phones start ringing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Bearing in mind we needed to strengthen, we've got rid of 14 players, potentially 16 players...and brought in 6, one of which we already had on loan. Honestly, what the fuck man. Out: 14, potentially 16 Florian Thauvin, Kevin Mbabu, Daryl Murphy, Emmanuel Riviere, Siem De Jong, Grant Hanley, Adam Armstrong, Matz Sels, Ivan Toney, Vurnon Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Yoan Gouffran, Haris Vuckic, Lubo Satka, Potentially Tim Krul, Potentially Freddie Woodman In: 6 Christian Atsu (who we already had), Florian Lejeune, Jacob Murphy, Javier Manquillo, Joselu, Mikel Merino Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. New manager speculation = high September click bait profits Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperFlat Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We're looking a bit light on number 10s wholly unsuited to English football now. Hoping for some late movement on Praet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looks like he's left enough room between his car and the kerb for another car to fit in. We're signing someone lads. Very close to the white line, wheel not straight, signing no one lads. why is he moonwalking away from his car? Fucking always showing off for the cameras. Probably come to tell Rafa to not bother. There's no money. It'll be like the scene in that Hitler video that everyone dubs. Rafa going beserk and eventually calming down because we've still got Dwight Gayle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We're looking a bit light on number 10s wholly unsuited to English football now. Hoping for some late movement on Praet. We only have the one now in Perez with Diame being played deeper. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lenny Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Bearing in mind we needed to strengthen, we've got rid of 14 players, potentially 16 players...and brought in 6, one of which we already had on loan. Honestly, what the fuck man. Out: 14, potentially 16 Florian Thauvin, Kevin Mbabu, Daryl Murphy, Emmanuel Riviere, Siem De Jong, Grant Hanley, Adam Armstrong, Matz Sels, Ivan Toney, Vurnon Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Yoan Gouffran, Haris Vuckic, Lubo Satka, Potentially Tim Krul, Potentially Freddie Woodman In: 6 Christian Atsu (who we already had), Florian Lejeune, Jacob Murphy, Javier Manquillo, Joselu, Mikel Merino Not disputing the sentiment but that list is slightly misleading since the majority of the players we've rid ourselves of weren't available to us last season, whereas all of the players we've brought in will be in and around the first team. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. New manager speculation = high September click bait profits Not this time I reckon.. if Rafa walks because of all this fucking about, a lot of people will be done with the club (as it is under Mike Ashley). In a way it would be lovely to just get on with life and in a decade or so hear about the club being run correctly under new owners. It would be even nicer if the club would fucking back the best manager we've had since Keegan and SBR, but that's not gonna happen is it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest firetotheworks Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Bearing in mind we needed to strengthen, we've got rid of 14 players, potentially 16 players...and brought in 6, one of which we already had on loan. Honestly, what the fuck man. Out: 14, potentially 16 Florian Thauvin, Kevin Mbabu, Daryl Murphy, Emmanuel Riviere, Siem De Jong, Grant Hanley, Adam Armstrong, Matz Sels, Ivan Toney, Vurnon Anita, Sammy Ameobi, Yoan Gouffran, Haris Vuckic, Lubo Satka, Potentially Tim Krul, Potentially Freddie Woodman In: 6 Christian Atsu (who we already had), Florian Lejeune, Jacob Murphy, Javier Manquillo, Joselu, Mikel Merino Not disputing the sentiment but that list is slightly misleading since the majority of the players we've rid ourselves of weren't available to us last season, whereas all of the players we've brought in will be in and around the first team. They also haven't been replaced either though. I'd have put their replacements on the In list if I knew them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I knew Simon Jordan was a plastic gobshite prick but fuck me he's outdoing himself on SSN at the minute. What an slimey fucking creep. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 We're actually getting worse at signing players man, and we were already a shambles at this whole thing. Feel for Rafa man ... the guy hasn't even had any time off through the summer. Awful stuff. Just hoping he can manage to do something himself to get bodies in that he can at least see something in, because I always feel like he can manage to get something out of most players. Come on Rafa man! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Cheshire Mag Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I knew Simon Jordan was a plastic gobshite prick but fuck me he's outdoing himself on SSN at the minute. What an absolute slimey fucking creep. "I don't see why Mike would say he would have a conversation with Rafa if he wasn't going to do it" Doesn't have previous for lying does he you slime ball Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minhosa Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Wonder if there is a chance we could get Fabian Delph at last minute? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Wonder if there is a chance we could get any cunt at last minute? No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Over the line. Boom. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Looking forward to being tired as Fuck tomorrow at work, for fucking nada!! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I knew Simon Jordan was a plastic gobshite prick but f*** me he's outdoing himself on SSN at the minute. What an slimey f***ing creep. What has he said? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teasy Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I knew Simon Jordan was a plastic gobshite prick but fuck me he's outdoing himself on SSN at the minute. What an absolute slimey fucking creep. "I don't see why Mike would say he would have a conversation with Rafa if he wasn't going to do it" Doesn't have previous for lying does he you slime ball Apparently Benitez should be quiet as well no matter how shit the fat cunt is treating him and the club out of loyalty to the owner.. straight out of the disgusting slimey Alan Pardew book of management. Fucking repellent this Jordan bloke like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
U2 Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Over the line. Boom. That's one of the two deals Egg has worked hard on. Now to turn his attention to selling Gayle. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-more Mag Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Man we couldn't sign a subbuteo player. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cheshire Mag Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 I knew Simon Jordan was a plastic gobshite prick but f*** me he's outdoing himself on SSN at the minute. What an slimey f***ing creep. What has he said? ^^ Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Fight, fight, fight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nate Posted August 31, 2017 Share Posted August 31, 2017 Why aren't the local journalists going as mental as we are about this whole debacle? Should be all out war on Ashley. Good question. Probably the same reason Ashley & Co think they can get away with it. There are six Premier League clubs with a lower net spend than us. If Rafa stays there will be six clubs with shorter odds for relegation than us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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