Isaac Hayden

[HawK]

Really need to bind him to a long term deal.

He signed a 5 year deal when we bought him.

I know, I just want to see the Binding of Isaac to a long-term deal as a headline.

[Varadi]

http://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/614003/Isaac-Hayden-Newcastle-United-midfielder-shocked-hot-model-bed-kinky-text-choking

 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I wouldn't say that, it's not nice. I would sell the whole story to the Daily Star instead.

[nemtizz]

Thank god his game isn't that bad on the pitch.

[Darth Crooks]

Poor lad just misspelled joking. Who doesn't like that? Poor randy sod.

[sempuki]

Hayden would surely pick up an injury during sex.

[Dokko]

Hayden would surely pick up an injury during sex.

 

Think him going down again and again is a bonus in this scenario.

[sempuki]

Hayden would surely pick up an injury during sex.

 

Think him going down again and again is a bonus in this scenario.

Good point.

[STM]

Think we'd all like to choke that bitch.

[xLiaaamx]

What a scandal. 

[bhoywhonder]

"In saucy texts to a foreign model..."

 

We really do have the worst press in the world. Grubby alcoholics stuck in the 70s posing as journos. Absolute c*nts.

[wormy]

So shocked she responds with no shock whatsoever to both of the shocking things he says.

[mrmojorisin75]

the most shocking part of that story is that there's no picture of this 'model' with her baps out

[Guest palnese]

Doubt the soft cunt can even get a hard on.

[Altamullan]

Doubt the soft c*** can even get a hard on.

He's got such good technique, doubt she'd mind...

[Guest Howaythetoon]

Of all our players, I think he could become a very good PL player.

[TRon]

Thank god his game isn't that bad on the pitch.

 

 

[Mole_Toonfan]

Really need to bind him to a long term deal.

He signed a 5 year deal when we bought him.

I know, I just want to see the Binding of Isaac to a long-term deal as a headline.

 

Christ

[HawK]

Of all our players, I think he could become a very good PL player.

 

Arsene thought he had a tendency to cough heavily in big games.

[cubaricho]

So shocked she responds with no shock whatsoever to both of the shocking things he says.

 

Been a while since you've been in the dating pool hasn't it?

[Figures 1-0 Football]

 

To be fair, footballers don't really need to try hard (or even be decent looking) to get laid. It's probably a good job, looking at those texts.

[wormy]

So shocked she responds with no shock whatsoever to both of the shocking things he says.

 

Been a while since you've been in the dating pool hasn't it?

 

I'm not defending his awful game. But the whole article is awful, man.

[The College Dropout]

FWIW, I'm Team Ian in this battle.

 

That's good to know. What I know is that this forum also thought Anita and Mitrovic were going to be NUFC greats as well. I'll be right on this one.

Neither of those 2 have the physical attributes to succeed in the PL. Hayden does.

[Guest taps01]

What a man!  If you get the chance read his interview in The Times today. Sunderland fans won't be happy

[Guest taps01]

Issac on NUFC fans "I don't think there can be any question that they are the best fans in the country. We have an average attendance of 51000 for a second division team. I don't believe anyone who gets relegated would get that. Look at Sunderland - would they have that loyalty? Even in the Premier League when you watched them (at the stadium of light) there would red seats everywhere. I don't think they will get 40000 in the championship when they can't fill the stadium in the Premier League"