Stifler Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Stifler's just annoyed cos he always lands on the Super Tax square between Park Lane and Mayfair. Nah, it's the fucking hotels man. I'm just a fucking dog, I'm not even allowed in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 I think the fact that the entire HRMC organisation only has one working telephone is the cause of most of the problems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kaizero Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 HMRC once tried to take the vast majority of my pay after giving me the wrong tax code that said my main source of income was actually a second job, however a quick phone call rectified the issue. I can see why people are drawing comparisons between them and murderous Sicilian crime families. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 If anything, HMRC are the ones getting robbed. Its big business that is the mafia, not them. I've never as an employer or a business ever had a problem with them. Mind I have a great accountant! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
James Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Just as you expect HMRC to recoup all they are owed you should also expect the HMRC to get their tax figures right and be transparent for it. Sadly this is not the case, HMRC actually owe millions in tax and NI to our NHS health professionals who trained to become a different type, e.g nurses who trained to be a midwife. When my wife found out about it she had to jump through several difficult hoops and wait about a year to receive the £11k she was owed. Meanwhile it continues to be hushed up all around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
madras Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 If anything, HMRC are the ones getting robbed. Its big business that is the mafia, not them. I've never as an employer or a business ever had a problem with them. Mind I have a great accountant! Bit of both. HMRC will find it easier to go after smaller businesses and individuals less able to defend themselves. What happened yesterday was probably legit but also PR. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The biggest enemy to HMRC is a clued up accountant and a savvy businessman. The bigger the business, the better the accountant. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanji Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 cliches thrown around every where in this thread - we've got CPAs and accounting firms all over this mess on N-O. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Icke - Son of God Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 The biggest enemy to HMRC is a clued up accountant and a savvy businessman. The bigger the business, the better the accountant. Nah, it's definitely that bloke Stifler's stepdad works with. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/demba-ba-transfer-named-in-hmrc-investigation-for-2m-image-rights-payment-a7707736.html Cant see how we've done out wrong, we've paid the money to the FA and they've dished it out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/demba-ba-transfer-named-in-hmrc-investigation-for-2m-image-rights-payment-a7707736.html Cant see how we've done out wrong, we've paid the money to the FA and they've dished it out. Ba's current agent, Madou Diene, told The Sun: "I've had no contact with any official yet. I'm clean." Strange how sometimes immediately professing your innocence makes you sound shadier. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Varadi Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/demba-ba-transfer-named-in-hmrc-investigation-for-2m-image-rights-payment-a7707736.html Cant see how we've done out wrong, we've paid the money to the FA and they've dished it out. Ba's current agent, Madou Diene, told The Sun: "I've had no contact with any official yet. I'm clean." Strange how sometimes immediately professing your innocence makes you sound shadier. There was a similar quote from Graham Carr yesterday, something along the lines of "I haven't been arrested so I'm obviously fine" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
wacko Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/demba-ba-transfer-named-in-hmrc-investigation-for-2m-image-rights-payment-a7707736.html Cant see how we've done out wrong, we've paid the money to the FA and they've dished it out. Doesn't sound like you have, but you definitely have paperwork relevant to the investigation. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
thomas Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/demba-ba-transfer-named-in-hmrc-investigation-for-2m-image-rights-payment-a7707736.html Cant see how we've done out wrong, we've paid the money to the FA and they've dished it out. Doesn't sound like you have, but you definitely have paperwork relevant to the investigation. It did sound like someone at HMRC laid out two options and they went with #2 1) go the slower route of requesting all documentation through formal channels, run the risk of someone in the org being in on it and tampering/destroying evidence 2) surprise raid the offices at dawn Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
number9shirt Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/demba-ba-transfer-named-in-hmrc-investigation-for-2m-image-rights-payment-a7707736.html Cant see how we've done out wrong, we've paid the money to the FA and they've dished it out. Who was the Chelsea manager when they signed him from us? (someone had to say it) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
xLiaaamx Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 That article makes its sound like anything dodgy has happened after we've paid. Imagine if its the FA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skeletor Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 That article makes its sound like anything dodgy has happened after we've paid. Imagine if its the FA Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NG32 Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 If weve paid that fee to the FA and its been cleared by them, what wrong doing have we done Fuck all is my guess. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Parsley Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 https://www.theguardian.com/football/2017/apr/28/newcastle-tax-investigation-moussa-sissoko Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Arresting someone who is not under suspicion, fucking cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Open_C Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Arresting someone who is not under suspicion, fucking cunts. ..unless he said "fuck you, I'm saying nowt" in which case he left them with no option Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ameritoon Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 That's not even an arrest, what a joke Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted April 28, 2017 Share Posted April 28, 2017 Pretty sure that in some jurisdictions you can arrest someone as a material witness, which sounds like what happened to Charnley here. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted April 29, 2017 Share Posted April 29, 2017 cooperating with the french authorities, thankfully that'll be a thing of the past when we get the empire back...then rich people will be free to dodge tax without interagency cooperation across borders Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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