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If you had a car worth £2k but needed £3k of work to keep it on the road, Roger lent you £1k and Sean lent you £2k but you were behind on your council tax by £500 and you just knocked up your girlfriend, why would you pay for a taxi to the zoo when you worked at an abattoir?

 

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If you had a car worth £2k but needed £3k of work to keep it on the road, Roger lent you £1k and Sean lent you £2k but you were behind on your council tax by £500 and you just knocked up your girlfriend, why would you pay for a taxi to the zoo when you worked at an abattoir?

 

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