sempuki Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Douglas' latest article in the Chron is sad and thoroughly depressing in equal measure. Sounds like all hope is lost. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 By the end of this season we'll have made £250 million off Sky Not to mention sponsors, tickets, corporate, merchandise ect, in the past two years alone without spending a penny on transfers......................f***s that money gone like ? Last season - £85m on wages Summer transfers - £13.4m profit January transfers - £0 The average wages to turnover ratio in the PL last year was 80%. Extrapolating this means we can expect that the club had running costs of (85 /8) *10 = 106.25m. 250+13-106 = £157m profit!!!! And this is not including other forms of income, or any charge for advertising, SD owning the club branding rights etc. So where the fuck is the nearly £200m Mike? And that's only one season. He's been fleecing the club for 10 years. And he still has the gall to claim that the club owes him money. The contemptible cunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Is there a word stronger than "cunt" to describe him? There should be. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Is there a word stronger than "cunt" to describe him? There should be. Alive ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-rich-newcastle-united-owner-13501090 The fat cunt is estimated at being worth £2.5bn by the Chron and is quoted as saying "I’ve put my £250million into the football club. There’s no more from me." What an absolute thundercunt. He's seen his own personal wealth grow massively since he brought the club, and he's still making out that we owe him something. A car crash would be too good for this shitcunt. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 First season back there was maybe an excuse the first season’s money was used to compensate the big wage bill and lack of Sky money in the Championship. No reason whatsoever now that we should at least be matching West Ham and Leicester...even fucking Bournemouth. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Is there a word stronger than "cunt" to describe him? There should be. See Asprilla’s shin pad’s post 2 down from yours. That one works. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Is there a word stronger than "c***" to describe him? There should be. I tried thundercunt and shitcunt, but words cannot convey how much contempt I hold for this specimen. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 Is there a word stronger than "cunt" to describe him? There should be. See Asprilla’s shin pad’s post 2 down from yours. That one works. Fat cunt and Thundercunt are upgrades - fair play. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted January 9, 2019 Share Posted January 9, 2019 I don't think I've ever referred to him as anything other than a cunt, or if I'm being polite, the FCB. I wouldn't even feel bad if the cunt died in an accident. I imagine it would be like when the wife of a violent husband finally manages to escape. Relief. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 I don't think I've ever referred to him as anything other than a cunt, or if I'm being polite, the FCB. I wouldn't even feel bad if the cunt died in an accident. I imagine it would be like when the wife of a violent husband finally manages to escape. Relief. His kin would still own us :'( Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 He'd turn into a big red eye like Sauron but a sphincter instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Big brown eye. Terrifying. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-rich-newcastle-united-owner-13501090 The fat cunt is estimated at being worth £2.5bn by the Chron and is quoted as saying "I’ve put my £250million into the football club. There’s no more from me." What an absolute thundercunt. He's seen his own personal wealth grow massively since he brought the club, and he's still making out that we owe him something. A car crash would be too good for this shitcunt. Sell up and fuck off then. Get your £250m back instead of constantly bleating about it you fucking tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BlueStar Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Stat being discussed on Reddit today, net spend under Rafa's entire tenure so far, minus £26.5m. Net spend in just the 15/16 season under McClaren, £93m. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-rich-newcastle-united-owner-13501090 The fat c*** is estimated at being worth £2.5bn by the Chron and is quoted as saying "I’ve put my £250million into the football club. There’s no more from me." What an absolute thundercunt. He's seen his own personal wealth grow massively since he brought the club, and he's still making out that we owe him something. A car crash would be too good for this shitcunt. Sell up and f*** off then. Get your £250m back instead of constantly bleating about it you f***ing tit. Had to read that twice. Thought you were calling me a fucking tit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Any Xmas sales figures out for his cuntish stores? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-rich-newcastle-united-owner-13501090 The fat cunt is estimated at being worth £2.5bn by the Chron and is quoted as saying "I’ve put my £250million into the football club. There’s no more from me." What an absolute thundercunt. He's seen his own personal wealth grow massively since he brought the club, and he's still making out that we owe him something. A car crash would be too good for this shitcunt. Sell up and fuck off then. Get your £250m back instead of constantly bleating about it you fucking tit. if only we could get THAT on a flag in the gallowgate. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-rich-newcastle-united-owner-13501090 The fat c*** is estimated at being worth £2.5bn by the Chron and is quoted as saying "I’ve put my £250million into the football club. There’s no more from me." What an absolute thundercunt. He's seen his own personal wealth grow massively since he brought the club, and he's still making out that we owe him something. A car crash would be too good for this shitcunt. Sell up and f*** off then. Get your £250m back instead of constantly bleating about it you f***ing tit. Had to read that twice. Thought you were calling me a fucking tit. I should have highlighted the "I've put my £250million into the football club" bollocks from Ashley to make it clear. Soz. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sempuki Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 I'd like to take a dump on him too: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 I'd like to take a dump on him too: Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AsprillasShinPad Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Thundercunt. I feel like my gratuitous use of the C-word and it's derivatives has started something. So proud. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Looks like he has bigger fish to fry with the takeover of Debenhams Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilson Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Get the feeling he wouldn't be so great Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 10, 2019 Share Posted January 10, 2019 Fucking hell, can’t we just get an immoral oligarch, thai dictator or human rights-abusing royal family like everyone else? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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