geordiesteve710 Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Max Power, Jack Diamond, Denver Hume. They have some great names. Add Lindon Gooch and Donald Love if they're still there and you've got the cast of a porno nobody wants to see. Donald Does Dallas Stuart Dallas?? Not a chance he's dropping two divisions to sign for these. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
robm Posted August 4, 2020 Share Posted August 4, 2020 Swiss Ramble take on their accounts. They would have made a £10m profit if the Don hadn't written off the £20m he owed. But the next years accounts will see the parachute payment drop by £24m and then another £15 the year after. They are going to have to make some big cuts still. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1290174396812804096 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Swiss Ramble take on their accounts. They would have made a £10m profit if the Don hadn't written off the £20m he owed. But the next years accounts will see the parachute payment drop by £24m and then another £15 the year after. They are going to have to make some big cuts still. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1290174396812804096 They won't be arsed as they'll still be celebrating last Thursday's news - wankers! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Swiss Ramble take on their accounts. They would have made a £10m profit if the Don hadn't written off the £20m he owed. But the next years accounts will see the parachute payment drop by £24m and then another £15 the year after. They are going to have to make some big cuts still. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1290174396812804096 They won't be arsed as they'll still be celebrating last Thursday's news - wankers! It'll absolutely kill them IF all our actions and protests gets it back on track and it completes while they sit and watch their own house burn. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Swiss Ramble take on their accounts. They would have made a £10m profit if the Don hadn't written off the £20m he owed. But the next years accounts will see the parachute payment drop by £24m and then another £15 the year after. They are going to have to make some big cuts still. https://twitter.com/i/web/status/1290174396812804096 They won't be arsed as they'll still be celebrating last Thursday's news - wankers! It'll absolutely kill them IF all our actions and protests gets it back on track and it completes while they sit and watch their own house burn. Fanciful thinking but it would be the absolute perfect case study for how protests can lead to positive outcomes, opposed to sitting their having pints with stu and charlie. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Fanciful thinking but it would be the absolute perfect case study for how protests can lead to positive outcomes, opposed to sitting their having pints with stu and charlie. They'll still claim protests don't achieve anything. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
NE27 Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 Fanciful thinking but it would be the absolute perfect case study for how protests can lead to positive outcomes, opposed to sitting their having pints with stu and charlie. They'll still claim protests don't achieve anything. Very true, but it'd be hilarious. It would literally go against everything that fanbase has conditioned itself to. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 5, 2020 Share Posted August 5, 2020 :lol: We're already living rent-free in the head of that energy drink fantasist. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandamninator Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter "I’m sorry, Newcastle fans, but you honestly don’t know you’re born. Mike Ashley has re-established your lot as a comfortable mid-table Premier League side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain Newcastle’s reputation as a financially stable top flight outfit, with access to a war chest that will allow them to compete at the top level." Join us for another game of Mike Ashley NUFC Ownership Bullshit Bingo I'm glad after 13 years of solid investment and dedication from Mike we have progressed from finishing 13th on 43 points and scoring 38 goals in 2007 to finishing 13th on 44 points and scoring 38 goals in 2020. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
prefabtoon Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter "I’m sorry, Newcastle fans, but you honestly don’t know you’re born. Mike Ashley has re-established your lot as a comfortable mid-table Premier League side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain Newcastle’s reputation as a financially stable top flight outfit, with access to a war chest that will allow them to compete at the top level." Join us for another game of Mike Ashley NUFC Ownership Bullshit Bingo I'm glad after 13 years of solid investment and dedication from Mike we have progressed from finishing 13th on 43 points and scoring 38 goals in 2007 to finishing 13th on 44 points and scoring 38 goals in 2020. Thats Progress 1 point extra in 13 years, so on a base line of 100 points to win the premier league it should happen around the year 2784 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 https://rokerreport.sbnation.com/2020/8/2/21350805/dear-newcastle-fans-you-lot-dont-know-youre-born Seems we have received a letter "I’m sorry, Newcastle fans, but you honestly don’t know you’re born. Mike Ashley has re-established your lot as a comfortable mid-table Premier League side. No one is claiming that he’s a saint - or even a respectable person in any way or form - but none of you can deny that he has contributed enough from his own pocket to maintain Newcastle’s reputation as a financially stable top flight outfit, with access to a war chest that will allow them to compete at the top level." Join us for another game of Mike Ashley NUFC Ownership Bullshit Bingo I'm glad after 13 years of solid investment and dedication from Mike we have progressed from finishing 13th on 43 points and scoring 38 goals in 2007 to finishing 13th on 44 points and scoring 38 goals in 2020. Thats Progress 1 point extra in 13 years, so on a base line of 100 points to win the premier league it should happen around the year 2784 Aye but yall a steady premier leygue teym marra Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted August 6, 2020 Share Posted August 6, 2020 I love how they are arguing that we have nothing to complain about as we could be in a worse position like them or even Bury. Imagine how much they would fume if we said they had no place to complain because look at what’s happening to Bolton, or Bury and they don’t have it as bad as them. If we were a club 150 miles away and not their local rival then our owner would be an example of bad football owners in the U.K. that they would be using. The fact that we are complaining ahead of hitting the wall is fucking alien to them. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 :lol: https://twitter.com/moneymikeashley/status/1291616409416609793?s=21 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 That’s going to be some league to get out of. Sunderland, Ipswich, Hull, Wigan, Portsmouth, Charlton, some ‘big’ names down there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
WarrenBartonCentrePartin Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Fewm Fewm red and white army! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilko Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Wonder if the future commitments they have made to Oviedo and Cattermole are included in that? Not going to leave too much left if they are. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheHoob Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Would presumably make them a less attractive prospect for a takeover? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Would presumably make them a less attractive prospect for a takeover? Arguably more attractive considering if attendances stay around their current level and they have a £2.5m salary cap imposed on them they could become a bit of a cash cow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Got a call off SAFC academy earlier, they are putting on a training session next week for their now under 7s so my boy will be one happy lad Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
loki679 Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Your kids play for the mackems, your wife buys Newcastle tops off Sports Direct. What happened to you, man? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Howaythetoon Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Your kids play for the mackems, your wife buys Newcastle tops off Sports Direct. What happened to you, man? Got married and had kids He was scouted by NUFC and invited to their academy but they never got back to me, their loss! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnMag Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Fewm Fewm red and white army! With salary cap, ”the Don” can afford to keep the club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 In truth they are a nothing club. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FinnMag Posted August 7, 2020 Share Posted August 7, 2020 Confirmed [tweet]1291735465578704896[/tweet] Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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