Mike Ashley (former owner) (still alive)

[ToonArmy1892]

Not sure if serious.

[maze]

mkay.....

[James]

Wolf mitts stirring up the pot again..

 

 

20% off new patios to any fan who can present a valid season ticket.

[Paully]

Mike Ashley putting this out statement via a Sports Direct spokesperson:

 

“While there continue to be retailers in distress, with the latest example being Mothercare.

 

“Sports Direct currently has no intention of looking at saving any of these retailers whilst there is a lack of protection for shareholders or owners, because unscrupulous politicians are more interested in their own PR than doing what is right.”

[Guest neesy111]

Shareholders need protectionism. 

[David Edgar]

"If I could make money asset stripping another brand, I would.  But I can't so I'll blame the government."

[Nobody]

Every time he opens his lying mouth, I'm just reminded that not only is he a fucking awful owner, but a despicable, vile, horrendous human being.

[Groundhog63]

"In line with SD's customer base we've bought the brand but are renaming it MotherDON'Tcare"

[AyeDubbleYoo]

What absolute shite.

 

Mothers can just keep their babies in those giant Sports Direct bags anyway. Savings all round.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

Every time he opens his lying mouth, I'm just reminded that not only is he a fucking awful owner, but a despicable, vile, horrendous human being.

 

As hard as it is, he's a worse human being than he is an owner.

[ScottishMagpie]

but at least we won on the weekend so all is good right?.............

 

 

 

Right? 

[Scoot]

Mike Ashley putting this out statement via a Sports Direct spokesperson:

 

“While there continue to be retailers in distress, with the latest example being Mothercare.

 

“Sports Direct currently has no intention of looking at saving any of these retailers whilst there is a lack of protection for shareholders or owners, because unscrupulous politicians are more interested in their own PR than doing what is right.”

 

What a petty bellend he really is.

[Ameritoon]

Don't forget all those jobs he saved instead of buying us a new player

[TRon]

Did anybody ask him to save Mothercare?

 

I could put out a statement like that if I had no intention of doing it.

[NG32]

Mike Ashley putting this out statement via a Sports Direct spokesperson:

 

“While there continue to be retailers in distress, with the latest example being Mothercare.

 

“Sports Direct currently has no intention of looking at saving any of these retailers whilst there is a lack of protection for shareholders or owners, because unscrupulous politicians are more interested in their own PR than doing what is right.”

 

[Guest chopey]

Have we had Keys feeling yet ?

[Chris_R]

Mike Ashley putting this out statement via a Sports Direct spokesperson:

 

“While there continue to be retailers in distress, with the latest example being Mothercare.

 

“Sports Direct currently has no intention of looking at saving any of these retailers whilst there is a lack of protection for shareholders or owners, because unscrupulous politicians are more interested in their own PR than doing what is right.”

 

"I'm only willing to take a risk on a company if it's made risk-free for me."

[Mattoon]

Have we had Keys feeling yet ?

 

Why have you been touching your daughters best friend?

[Guest covmag]

Wolf mitts stirring up the pot again..

 

 

He has an STD ?

[Sean]

Mike Ashley putting this out statement via a Sports Direct spokesperson:

 

“While there continue to be retailers in distress, with the latest example being Mothercare.

 

“Sports Direct currently has no intention of looking at saving any of these retailers whilst there is a lack of protection for shareholders or owners, because unscrupulous politicians are more interested in their own PR than doing what is right.”

 

Such an unashamed cunt. Why anyone would give the man their money is beyond me.

[Nobody]

Have we had Keys feeling yet ?

Spending the Mothercare money on Messi.

[STM]

Finally got around to watching Sir Bobby's documentary.

 

Hate this cunt even more now. He might not have been here when SBR got the sack, but he is the reason why cant get those joyful enthusiastic people at our club anymore.

 

The day MA is gone, is the day I feel that warm fuzzy feeling about my club again. I will dig in, I will wait, I will out live this fat cunt anyway. It will be ours again. The dark cloud will lift.

[Dunce]

Mike ashley has never been a custodian of the club , he hijacked it and has held the club and its fans hostage for well over a decade now.

30k fans are lucky , they managed to escape and jumped from the back of the plane when they got the chance.

however , 40k remain , too scared to jump , yet prolonging inevitable pain and agony .

It is only when these people  jump , we can leave mike ashley to  crash into the sea all by himself.

It is only then , newcastle united will ever fly again.

 

[Decky]

So if we're ever successful after he leaves his legacy will probably mean us leaving SJP now that we're essentially capped at 52k. Disgusting.

[Sean]

So if we're ever successful after he leaves his legacy will probably mean us leaving SJP now that we're essentially capped at 52k. Disgusting.

 

And if he's fucking the future of the club whilst he's still got the nerve to be here, it's not worth thinking about what he'd do if he was ever on his way out.

 

He knows full well he can do anything he likes to this club and will face almost zero backlash. A win or 2 and it's plain sailing for him, with people talking about how amazing his choice of signings are, even though the whole quality of the squad would be infinitely higher if Ashley wasn't here.