OCK Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Same bollocks then. Nah, it was pissing it down yesterday. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Consortium of one Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Ahh f*** this I'm gonna me eat some Mini Rolls (Jaffa cake) What's up with Jaffa Cakes these days. Has the UK gone off them? They're constantly on sale. I got a triple pack in Tesco the other day for £1.25. Last night I picked up a double pack in ASDA for 50P. I can't get enough of the stuff. I can easily eat 18 Jaffa Cakes with my morning cuppa. Is you Mike Ashley? Jaffa Cakes are England's best creation -- there are two Brit stores near where I live that sell imported stuff, and Jaffa Cakes are either constantly sold out or on back order. Get yourself to ASDA. Fill a suitcase with 50P Jaffa Cakes. ? ? ? ? Profit. You'd have to pay for re-packaging. Would probably lose money. Unless you sell them at a car-boot sale, just in the cellophane packing. Or do the question marks suggest you shoplift the Jaffas? If so it doesn't matter where you go. There'd be no need to re-package. You'd sell them by the box load, door to door to those waiting for the store to be restocked. How much is a box going for these days DJ_NUFC? I know you'd have to factor in petrol but you're still looking at a hefty profit. Nah. At best you'd cover the cost of your own consumption. don't get high on your own supply Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Brief summary of today lads ? Jaffa Cakes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happinesstan Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 He's had a Jaffa, He's had a Jaffa, He's had a Jaffa, He's had a Jaffa, He's had a Jaffa, He's had a Jaffa, He's had a Jaffa, He hasn't. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
County Durham Mag Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Same bollocks then. Not quite. Me and STM[/member] have called ceasefire Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Here me out, Jaffa Cakes, but the filling is replaced with Turkish (not a euphemism) Delight filling. You absolute fucking savage Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate End Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Brief summary of today lads ? Just the ITK crew were pulling our leg again. Not boring though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chicane Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Here me out, Jaffa Cakes, but the filling is replaced with Turkish (not a euphemism) Delight filling. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tmonkey Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 On the topic of jaffa cakes, Tesco does a frozen "Jaffa Cake" dessert that is very moreish. It's got the sponge, the orange jelly and a very thick sticky chocolate layer on top, but in addition has a good creamy vanilla orangey moussey filling. Serves 6, but hard for 1 person to not eat it all. Though I did get the runs afterwards. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Willow Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Do you think your diarrhoea was definitely caused by the cake or something else? Anyone else here had any abnormal stools of late? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Not sure I can get behind an actual jaffa cake. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rich Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Now we’re talking. Definitely eating that entire cake at some point in the near future. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 On the topic of jaffa cakes, Tesco does a frozen "Jaffa Cake" dessert that is very moreish. It's got the sponge, the orange jelly and a very thick sticky chocolate layer on top, but in addition has a good creamy vanilla orangey moussey filling. Serves 6, but hard for 1 person to not eat it all. Though I did get the runs afterwards. A couple of pages ago I expressed my negative attitude towards Jaffa Cakes. I take it all back, I would eat that with my face. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikon Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 My God this thread has become even worse, didn't think it was possible Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Numbers Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 On the topic of jaffa cakes, Tesco does a frozen "Jaffa Cake" dessert that is very moreish. It's got the sponge, the orange jelly and a very thick sticky chocolate layer on top, but in addition has a good creamy vanilla orangey moussey filling. Serves 6, but hard for 1 person to not eat it all. Though I did get the runs afterwards. That looks brilliant, thanks for the heads up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 On the topic of jaffa cakes, Tesco does a frozen "Jaffa Cake" dessert that is very moreish. It's got the sponge, the orange jelly and a very thick sticky chocolate layer on top, but in addition has a good creamy vanilla orangey moussey filling. Serves 6, but hard for 1 person to not eat it all. Though I did get the runs afterwards. A couple of pages ago I expressed my negative attitude towards Jaffa Cakes. I take it all back, I would eat that with my face. What else would you eat it with? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Perhaps our new owners can change our moto from " fortiter defendit triumphans which translates into English as "triumphing by brave defence." to Newcastle United Light and Zesty Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LV Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 On the topic of jaffa cakes, Tesco does a frozen "Jaffa Cake" dessert that is very moreish. It's got the sponge, the orange jelly and a very thick sticky chocolate layer on top, but in addition has a good creamy vanilla orangey moussey filling. Serves 6, but hard for 1 person to not eat it all. Though I did get the runs afterwards. Kill it with fire. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Genuinely thought I was in the chat section 'what are you eating' thread The state of this takeover man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Odear Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 You’re all a bunch of savages. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
jdckelly Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Now we are in my conversation territory, wheres my wine, ...............so padlocks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Genuinely thought I was in the chat section 'what are you eating' thread The state of this takeover man Sorry about that, i just fancied a jaffa cake earlier and...well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bimpy474 Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Now we are in my conversation territory, wheres my wine, ...............so padlocks Ah yes, imo it has to be 4 number combination lock, no need to worry about losing the key like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted June 20, 2019 Share Posted June 20, 2019 Now we are in my conversation territory, wheres my wine, ...............so padlocks Ah yes, imo it has to be 4 number combination lock, no need to worry about losing the key like Wise choice for the everyday run of the mill security lock. However my personal choice would be the Sargent & Greenleaf 951C, a bit pricey at £1200 but its military grade and contains an interchangeable core...........top lock.........top top lock. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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