toontownman Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 To be fair he has never looked like making the cut here, so naturally everyone at the club is surprised by the incident. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest reefatoon Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Hendrick was there too, but no fucker noticed him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 i reckon the barber must have been a toon fan. probably off this board. taken things into his own hands. lured in Mr Linton for a secret haircut and then leaked the pics to ensure the cunt gets at least a 3 match ban. we salute you, sir. Ba Ha Ha. I know Tom, his shop is just up the road from me. He is a Toon fan like! cochrane park/coast rd junction? used to be "Terry's" back in the 80's. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
rickyprickles Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 short back and stompin Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
MickMack Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 For someone who’s confidence is at an all time low, being mentored by the worst manager in premier league history, I feel this is the one fella that doesn’t need all of this. He’s a 24 year old lad, that’s life has been football, sheltered if you will, he will probably see all this piss taking, the Twitter abuse, made one mistake and will no doubt be scapegoated further. If there’s one person I’d like to succeed it’s this fella, hung out to dry more often than not, by our ‘owners’, ‘management’, ‘fans’ he deserves a great career away from this shiteshow. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shays Given Tim Flowers Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Will reserve judgment until I see the haircut. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted January 29, 2021 Share Posted January 29, 2021 Quite a few players with fresh fades in every game, they can’t all be married to hairdressers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
1964 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Has there been any reported cases of human transmission of covid to donkeys tho? Perhaps he is just following science Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmesy Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Be interesting to see if the new manager can get a tune out of Joelinton. He might actually find a role and position that suits him. He’s the forgotten £40m man at the moment Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GWN Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Maybe the new manager can get a tune Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rafalove Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Be interesting to see if the new manager can get a tune out of Joelinton. He might actually find a role and position that suits him. He’s the forgotten £40m man at the moment The role Miggy was in today might suit him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Be interesting to see if the new manager can get a tune out of Joelinton. He might actually find a role and position that suits him. He’s the forgotten £40m man at the moment The role Miggy was in today might suit him. Could see him as one of the strikers pulling into the wide areas he tends to prefer. Think Miggy's movement and ability to thread a ball will make that central role his. He was awesome there today. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holmesy Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Be interesting to see if the new manager can get a tune out of Joelinton. He might actually find a role and position that suits him. He’s the forgotten £40m man at the moment The role Miggy was in today might suit him. Could see him as one of the strikers pulling into the wide areas he tends to prefer. Think Miggy's movement and ability to thread a ball will make that central role his. He was awesome there today. If Jones can identify Miggy’s best role after 2 days and get a performance like that from him, there’s every chance he can do similar for Joelinton. Be good to see what a confident well-coached big Joe looks like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
joeyt Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 His haircut is 2nd top story on BBC News Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
huss9 Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 how the fuck did he still end up in the squad today? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Be interesting to see if the new manager can get a tune out of Joelinton. He might actually find a role and position that suits him. He’s the forgotten £40m man at the moment The role where Miggy was excellent today? Aye, righto put Big Joe in there instead. The role Miggy was in today might suit him. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted January 30, 2021 Share Posted January 30, 2021 Be interesting to see if the new manager can get a tune out of Joelinton. He might actually find a role and position that suits him. He’s the forgotten £40m man at the moment The role Miggy was in today might suit him. Aye righto, where Miggy was excellent today. Let's put Big Joe there instead. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted January 31, 2021 Share Posted January 31, 2021 His haircut is 2nd top story on BBC News A barber to the stars has called a Premier League ace an "idiot" for sharing a photo of an illegal haircut. Tom Baxter cut Newcastle United forward Joelinton's hair on Friday. The Brazilian footballer then posted an image of the encounter on Instagram. The celebrity stylist said it was obvious many footballers were getting professional cuts done, adding that if "I didn't do it someone else would". He does, however, accept he "is not above the law" regarding Covid rules. Mr Baxter admits he has cut a number of players' hair in his Newcastle salon during lockdown but said he had costs to cover. "Yes it was lockdown and we should not have done it, I should not have done it," he said. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 No surprise we look vaguely promising going forward the second this chump is jettisoned. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Infinitely Content Posted February 3, 2021 Share Posted February 3, 2021 short back and stompin No surprise we look vaguely promising going forward the second this chump is jettisoned. Sorry Discman, new-paged you out the window. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 Taken the oafs in charge long enough to figure out this guy is a donkey now... Hasn't featured since that Arsenal loss when he was lumbering around on the wing. Didn't come off bench for Palace, ASM, Gayle and even Carroll ahead of him. Everton we only made 2 subs, we were winning so fair enough not sticking on a forward, But we were losing in Leeds game and only 2 subs, and he didn't come off bench. Losing to Villa and only 2 subs made, and doesn't come on. Fallen to bottom of the forward pecking order now... 1) Wilson and ASM 2) Fraser, Almiron 3) Gayle/Carroll 4) Jokelinton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 All the Londoners saying it would have cost more than £200 for him to have his haircut have no idea of how far money goes outside of London. I’ve had my hair done by the same guy before, cut, bleached, and coloured. £50, and that’s one of his expensive cuts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abra Dubravka Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 He probably earned £200 in the time he was sat in the chair Say he's on 50k a week, about 40mins equates to £200 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stifler Posted February 4, 2021 Share Posted February 4, 2021 He probably earned £200 in the time he was sat in the chair Say he's on 50k a week, about 40mins equates to £200 Jesus, that’s like £300 an hour. He earns the same amount as I do a week in the time it take me to get to work. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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