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Edit: can’t be bothered. Ask for proof privately and apologise. Don’t accuse me of lying, not cool.

 

 

I never accused you of lying. :lol:

 

Fair play for winning £20k.

 

Everyone can see that exactly what you were insinuating. I don’t think it’s the first time you’ve done it either.

 

Sad man

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Edit: can’t be bothered. Ask for proof privately and apologise. Don’t accuse me of lying, not cool.

 

 

For the record, this edited post said "I probably won around £500 on Belarus."

 

Honestly, a combination of cards bets, goal in both half bets and teams to score 2+ goals bets I've won nearly £2k. Stupidly sacked off Belarus league this weekend for the German one and won fuck all :lol:

 

Hehe.

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Edit: can’t be bothered. Ask for proof privately and apologise. Don’t accuse me of lying, not cool.

 

 

For the record, this edited post said "I probably won around £500 on Belarus."

 

Honestly, a combination of cards bets, goal in both half bets and teams to score 2+ goals bets [b[i’ve won nearly £2k.[/b] Stupidly sacked off Belarus league this weekend for the German one and won fuck all :lol:

 

Hehe.

 

Was months ago can’t remember how much I won exactly on that league. Was a throw away comment. I’ll give you that. You need help man, if you can’t handle someone winning you’ve got a problem. It’s not my fault you are shit at it.

 

If I can be bothered later I’ll work out exactly how much I won on Belarus football just to keep you happy

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I’ll not post in here again Froggy. That’s clearly what you want. You obviously are a bit insecure about it  O0

 

:lol: Five years in hiding and this is what gets someone posting again. Love it.

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I don't think anyone's accusing you of lying, gdm. With all those winning bets, great, fair play, it's great to see people taking lots of money off the bookies.

 

At the same time, persistently posting only after you've won a bet is bound to come off a bit poorly, not sure how that's hard to see.

 

And before anyone orders their straw man construction kit, no, that doesn't mean you have to post every single bet. Just don't only post your winning ones after the event has happened.

 

Carry on and keep beating the bookies everyone. :thup:

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What ever happened to David28? Was he the last one to cause a stir in the betting threads?

 

I just went looking for one fight involving David28 that I remembered happened during Euro 2012 and read through it. :lol:

 

Seems like he hasn't posted in years but has been active this summer.

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:lol: Glad it wasn't just me.

 

Hope he's doing well. Pray to God he stopped those Man U bets.

 

I actually met and drank with him in Newcastle in 2012 after the opening day win against Spurs that we both traveled to and he was a great kid. :lol: Hope he's doing good too.

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David28 is fine, I'm good friends with him outside of here.  He doesn't gamble now, he's actually a pro triathlete these days.

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I won the jackpot on the slots the other week. £984. I was going to post it but couldn't be arsed with reporting all 7million 10p losses that came before.

 

Moving on from the controversy :)

 

I actually got into the progressive jackpot game for God of Storms on Sky Casino in June. My heart was pounding as the main jackpot was over £500K, typical of my luck I won the smallest jackpot of £360 I can't complain as I was betting 50p a spin at the time

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Thank fook my remortgage is over a year away, if a mortgage company seen my recent bank statement they wouldn't be taking a gamble on me. I've been lucky, I seem to go on streaks at the right time.  Can easily see how people can get messed up on them though, I closed most of my accounts other than Sky and Bet 365 and set daily limits.

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What ever happened to David28? Was he the last one to cause a stir in the betting threads?

 

I just went looking for one fight involving David28 that I remembered happened during Euro 2012 and read through it. :lol:

 

Seems like he hasn't posted in years but has been active this summer.

 

Froggy's detective work prompted me to have a search and look back through some old posts, some absolute pearlers across several betting threads. :lol:

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I know responsible and sensible people that have absolutely ruined their lives on those. Just seeing someone say they’ve played them makes me shudder.

 

Funnily enough (although not actually funny clearly), when I started on a nostalgic scroll through some of the old betting threads I found you telling me off over the same thing about eight years ago.

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Ladies and Gents, this is the moment you waited for. TL;DR at the bottom. It's gdm's betting record for the season! (Yes it's a slow day in work). I did this out of scepticism and curiosity, but the results are really quite incredible. :lol: Unless otherwise stated ALL of these bets were posted AFTER the game. Statistics on that at the bottom. I IMPLORE you lads to read through this. :lol:

 

 

 

 

Hope this is sign of the season to come. Bet up on day 1

 

£5 on thy, Johnson and Assombalonga £115 back

 

Sterling and Salah 2+ shots on target was easy money 10/1

 

Also had £10 on Leeds, Rangers, hammarby and Aberdeen to score 2+ goals. £137 back

 

Had £10 on HNK Rijeka, Espanyol, Torino & Partisan all to score Over 1.5 goals £112 back

 

Had £10 on Jesus & sterling 2+ shots on target & Haller and Mahrez 1+ shot on target @ 11/1

 

Had £6 on Giroud & Salah 2+ shots on target each @ 16/1

 

Thank you so much to the ref for not blowing up when giroud was offside, hit shot and keeper and went to Liverpool player and played on

 

£5 on Lacazette, Barnes and PEA all to get 2+ shots on target £65 back. Should have went the tenner but ah well

 

Got an anytime treble up. Gnandulliet, Toney & Rose £123 from £5

 

Had £5 on Jimenez & Morelos fgs double last night £115

 

£10 on Mitro, shankland and Werner to score anytime. £107 up by half time

 

Had £10 on Jimenez and son 2+ shots on target double at 9/1

 

£5 on Alcacer to score 2nd goal and pukki first goal double £140

£8 on alcacer, pukki and zahavi to score anytime £143

 

Another good night. £5 on goal in both halves of each 7:45pm euros game (minus Belgium game) £205 back

£8 on Dzubya, petkovic & arnautovic to score anytime £109 back

 

Along with the skybet enhanced bet. I had £5 on Fleetwood, Exeter, Plymouth and Swindon to score 2+ goals £107 back

 

£10 on England, France, Ukraine & Iceland to score in both halves £104 back :lol:

 

Almost scared to mention :lol:

 

Had £10 on Kane to score and Atili & Halimi to get booked £130 back

 

Rescued the weekend had £5 on aubameyang to score and holebas and capoue go get booked. Capoue got booked in 91st min to win £107

 

Who are your bookings tonight gdm[/member]?

 

Sorry just seen this. Went with fredericks & guilbert and Haller to score. Nothing has looked less likely :lol:

 

Finally a bet posted before the game had finished... wasn't even close.

 

Gonna go son, sterling and ronaldo each to have 2+ shots on target £10 returns £108

 

Fully expect Son will fuck it as it’s the early game

 

Another bet posted before the game. Wasn't even close. Son was on bench and claimed Sky cancelled the bet because of it. This doesn't happen unless they're not in the squad...

 

£5 on malen & niang fgs double £165 back

 

One day you will post these before the game. :lol:

 

Heh.

 

One day you will post these before the game. :lol:

 

I posted one before the game the day before and one of players was on the bench :lol:

 

Yeah... exactly.

 

Hahaha I didn’t know Callum Wilson scored in 95th min

 

Had him to score and Romeu & Lerma to get booked £115 back :lol:

 

:gm's dummy:

 

In all honesty I forget.

 

Today I’ve got

QPR, Ipswich & Peterborough to score 2+ goals

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

My tip of the day Jack Hastie to score anytime for Rotherham. 11/4

 

Tip of the day posted before game. Lost. It's around this point everyone starts calling out the bullshit about the bets being posted beforehand losing. :lol:

 

Austin

PEA

Mane

Haller

 

2+ shots on target each 20/1

 

Probably go to shit now I’m posting it

 

Jimenez to score, Milivojevic & Saiss carded 22/1

 

Last one from me

 

PEA to score

Xhaka guilbert booked

 

22/1

 

 

 

In retaliation gdm posts 3 bets before the games. All 3 lose horribly. This started a period of inactivity and a string of bets posted before games, as you will see below. None of them won.

 

Free £5 bet on goal in both halves of cup games 33/1

 

Yeovil, Barnet & Halifax to score 2+ goals 11/1

 

Both posted before the game. Both lost.

 

Early games zapata benzema fgs double

 

Benzema to score. Clinton and vanaken carded 38/1

 

Posted before games. Lost.

 

Aarons, holebas and schneiderlen all to be booked 95/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Picked an anytime treble. Switch one out for another player. Yup if I hadn’t changed my mind I’d have won £130. Hate myself right now

 

No bet posted here but a loser anyway.

 

Shankland to score a header 3/1 5 of his 13 Goals have been with his head

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Kane & ronaldo fgs 14/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

£105 from an anytime treble. Muriqi, Mitro & Ronaldo

 

Was a Ben Yedder goal away from £600

 

After 12 bets posted before the game with 12 losers, we're back boys! Winning bet posted after the game.

 

Fabinho & Mctominay both to be booked and Mane to score 30/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Just woke up to £45 in my account. Perez was 8/1 at half time to have 5 shots on target having had 3 in first half, I thought he got subbed at 4. Nice we surprise.

 

:pilko:

 

Trezequet who’s had 4 yellows this season is 6/1 to be booked v Man City

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

skybet enhanced GS treble

 

Rashford, Mane & Aubameyang 12/1

 

edit: now in to 9\1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Yaaas had Clark and Saiss both to get booked. Needed that

 

Mctominay, rose and xhaka to be carded 69/1

 

Winks, milivojevic & mclean carded 40/1

 

 

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

ive had a bet up the last 3 days with practically the last kick of the ball

 

monday - an ollie Watkins shot on target

Tuesday - richarlison goal

today - origi shot on target

 

:shifty:

 

Saiss and guilbert both booked within 9 mins. Just need Jimenez to score

 

This is the first time a bet has been posted before the end of full time and won as Jimenez ended up scoring.

 

Fuckin Sunderland equalisee doing me out of £175 (Coventry, Brentford, Oxford -1 & Northampton)

 

Tho had £10 on Airdrie, Leicester, stoke and Swindon for £125

 

Paddy McNair to get booked 11/2 he’s been booked 4 times in his last 6 appearances for boro

 

Add that to Bowen anytime and its a 14/1 double

 

that's exactly what I did. got 20/1 with betfair

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Waiting on Cagliari for £100 treble (Sevilla & Marseille) so we know what’s gonna happen

 

2-0 That’ll do. Cashed out £96 also stuck £5 on joao Pedro to score first at 5/1

 

ASM 2+ shots on target and Almiron 1+ shot on target  10/1

 

Sorry bit late but I went Guilbert & Clark and targett and Hayden

 

Both posted before game. Both lost.

 

 

Goal in both halves in each CL game 33/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

My over 1 card each team bet for the four 3pm kickoffs tomorrow is 125/1

 

I took Liverpool out. 38/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

6/1 gundogan to get booked

 

Anyone put it on?

 

Got him in double with Hayden

 

Posted before game. Gundogan was booked, but Hayden wasn't. Lost.

 

Bollocks, just needed Bowen FGS for £190, trixie with Doidge and Cosgrove. Still need him anytime for £31.

 

I had both doidge and Cosgrove in two trebles. One with Grant for Huddersfield and one with Gallagher for Airdrie as I’m at the Airdrie. Both up :)

 

:pilko:

 

Not gonna lie. I’ve had an incredible day.

 

Apart from the only bet that was posted before the game of course... which lost.

 

Need a player to get booked. But saying that I only needed one in the arsenal and wolves game to no joy

 

Yes guilbert booked £150 back

 

:lol: :lol: "Need a player to get booked." Next player booked in the game is of course the one that was required.

 

Carroll 2+ shots on target and ASM 1+ shot on target 8/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Leicester Newcastle and wolves 12/1

 

Did chopey bookings bet but took out Norwich game and put in the rangers Celtic game 44/1

 

Posted before game. Both lost.

 

ASM, vardy & jiminez 2+ shotson target each 15/1

 

Posted before bet. Lost.

 

Yaaas had Newcastle, Leicester, Cagliari and wolves all to score 2+ goals £125 back

 

:pilko:

 

Blackpool to beat the mackems nearly 3/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Son, Rashford & Jesus 2+ shots on target each 9/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

need Morelos to score for £160 he's missed a load of chances ffs

 

What else was on the slip?

 

jack and Donnelly to be carded

 

The second bet that was mentioned before full time. The cards weren't mentioned just like last time mind.

 

Wolves v Spurs

 

Saiss & Dier carded 14/1

 

Man Utd v Everton

 

fred & davies carded & Rashford to score 30\1

 

Posted before game. Both lost.

 

Did the over 1 card each team in premier league games plus the ac Milan game. 60/1 needs a Man Utd card to take it to last game

 

Posted before games over. Lost.

 

Sokratis & gundogan 23/1

 

This is the very first bet posted before the game that has won. Well done gdm! Your first win!

 

Need Bristol rovers to hold on for a 4 fold up along with Villa, Augsburg and btts in Dortmund game

Yes Rovers

 

:pilko:

 

Had a shite day yesterday until I was Saved by gundogan & ndidi both carded (£126) and Jesus & vardy combined 5 shots on target (£40)

 

Umhmm.

 

Need a goal in 1 game. Always the one goal :lol:

 

What games? :pilko:

 

Yeeees got my goal. Had £5 for a goal in both halves in Crewe, Motherwell, Bristol rovers, Peterborough, Swindon & Fleetwood games £135 back

 

Need a Toney goal for an anytime treble

 

 

Oh those games. :lol: :lol: :lol: Called out by a few more after this one. The Toney bet lost of course.

 

Had bet on waghorn and bonne 2+ shots on target each. Waghorn had 2+ within 10 mins and bonne off injured at ht ffs

 

Tho had £10 on bielik & pratley both booked at 10/1 :)

 

Guilbert & Westwood both carded in Burnley Villa game

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Just got a winner tho 3+ corners each team and saiss & young both carded

 

Yup, had a shocker today until last throw of dice £10 on pjanic & Mancini get booked at 10/1

 

 

After a horrendous run. Got 3 bets up tonight

 

Goal in both halves of each Scottish game £113 back

£8 on wells, Mitro and doidge to score anytime £115

& £5 on Preston, West Brom & derby to score 1+ goals £100 back

 

Needed that

 

Fuckin forest let down a 10 fold. Got 2/3 on anytime treble the one that didn’t score was playing in a team with 10 men and Plymouth let down a 4fold. No luck at all just now

Had an amazing day. Won around £500

 

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

£3 on a goal in both halves of league one games. Sunderland’s goal in 97th min brought it in :lol:

 

Anyone know how a placepot works. Stuck £2 on and 6 horses have placed

 

Holy fuck they’ve just paid out the placepot £5,110. I was not expecting that :lol:

 

:lol: Class.

 

Just accidentally won £500 :lol:

 

Decided to have a wee go at yellow card doubles in the Belarus games. 1st bet since the racing stopped

 

First game got two players booked £104 back and 2nd game got two players booked £107 back :lol: might have go on 3rd game

 

 

Won a shit load on the Belarus league the last few weeks :lol: more than I’ve won all season in English football and today’s German bets were a disaster. Red bull bastards

 

I’m sticking with Belarus :lol: :lol:

 

Won more on the Belarus league in a few weeks than he's won all season on English football. We'll review this comment at the bottom. :lol:

 

Had a great night with shots on target bets in Leipzig game last night

 

Goes without saying.

 

There for me too

 

 

What's ya best today brother , you seem to have a big of luck, unlike me, usually bet on stuff I know about , come on lads  get some bets posted , I think the favourite in the 2000 guineas is a great horse but needs to win a classic , odds on like .

 

Struggling with shite prices today

 

Went for Silva, hennings, Werner & Lewandowski 2+ shots on target each @ just over 10/1 

 

Posted before. Lost.

 

Was gonna post this Before and could’nt be bothered (Sorry)

 

£10 on bodzek, gjasula & latza all to be booked 12/1 up within the 41st min.

 

Did the o1.5 card each team bet and only need 3 cards in Mainz game in 2nd half

 

I'm sure you were going to post it before... You'll be glad you didn't given the record of bets before and after.

 

Yaaas Frankfurt got their 2 cards. Nice wee bet that.

 

15/1 each team o1 card in 3 Bundesliga games today

 

Posted before. Lost.

 

Newcastle players are huge prices for shots on target Joelinton is 15/2 to get 2 shots on target. The lack of crowd might help him.

 

ASM is 11/2 to get 2 SOT and almiron is 5/1

 

Posted before. Lost.

 

ASM

Jota

Fernandes

2+ shots on target each 20/1

 

Joelinton

Jimenez

Rashford

2+ shots on target 27/1

 

Posted before. Both lost.

 

ASM 2+ shots on target 10/1

 

Posted before. Lost.

 

I’ve had a good day today so gonna put a few daft bets on nufc

 

Won £137 on a goal in both halves in 9 Bundesliga 2 games

 

Won £101 on Grabben and grant getting 2+ SOT each. Grant scoring 96 min pen to get it up

 

Won £179 on arsenal, Forest, Chelsea and Southampton to win

 

:lol:

 

Had £5 on Gayle & PEA fgs double

 

:pilko:

 

Shots on target bets on Newcastle games are brilliant.

 

Got 2 up on 38th min with couple more to run. Ones that are up age Antonio, ASM, Almiron and Gayle all one shot on target each £80 back from £10

 

Antonio 2+ sot and Gayle, Amiron and ASM 1+ shot on target  £105 back from £10

 

£5 on giroud & Aubameyang  fgs doubt

 

£10 on vardy & Aubameyang 2+ shots on target each

 

Posted before game. Both lost.

 

welbeck

Almiron

ASM

Gayle

 

1+ shot on target each. Almost 9/1

 

Edit they’ve just corrected it. Bet up

 

Ding ding. Second winner of the year from a bet posted beforehand.

 

Sterling 3+ shots on target 7/1 came in

 

Don't back this cos I've just cursed it, but my over 1 card each team in the Premier league bet tonight is 240/1

 

I’ve had a wee go at the championship

 

Birmingham v Charlton

Bristol city v stoke

Brentford v Preston

 

All teams over 1 card (except Brentford who is over 0 cards)

 

52/1

 

Posted before game. Lost.

 

Skybet enhanced at 9/1 landed

 

I also had £5 on Blackburn, Swansea, Luton & Cardiff returned £140

 

33/1 and 250/1 winners. If only mitrovic had scored and Or Fulham won for a perfect night

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

Haha had free bet on moares and Ocampos first goalscorer double @ 20/1

 

Holy shit. Had Motherwell, Ross County, Rangers & PSG to score 2+ goals @ 20/1. Thought it was dead and buried

 

 

what are people going for tonight

 

Both teams 2+ shots on target in both halves

 

Easy money  :coolsmiley:

 

Third winner.

 

That both teams 2 shots on target in both halves game in again 7/1 this time

 

Before game. Loser.

 

Gone for 2+ shot on target. Both teams both half. Hopefully get it 3 in a row

 

Fred & Diego Carlos carded

 

Before game. Loser.

 

Haven’t bet all week till tonight but Good night for me.

 

Barella & Diego Carlos both to be carded £118

 

And occampos & lukaku 2+ shots on target each £110

 

Just stuck wee £5 on Martinez to get next goal at 12/1

 

Probably get shit for posting  :'(

 

 

 

Nice wee 4fold up

 

Bayern, nice, Aberdeen & hibs £110 from £5

 

 

 

 

Breakdown:

 

61 winning bets posted AFTER the game, not including winning over £5k on horses at Cheltenham and "accidentally" winning £500 also from horses.

 

48 bets were posted BEFORE the game. 45 of these were losers. 3 winners at roughly £200 or so based on estimates of stakes.

 

A LOT of bets didn't have stake amounts or amounts won, but the total amount won that could be recorded just from bets was roughly £6,600.

 

Now. gdmsaid he won more on the Belarus league that he did so far from betting on English football previously that season. At this point he had won roughly £5000 from English football betting. So we will estimate gdm has won another £5000 from cards and shots on target bets in the Belarus league.

 

Winnings from bets posted BEFORE games: £200

Winnings from bets posted AFTER games: £6,400

Winnings from horses: £5,600.

Winning from Belarus league: £5,000.

 

Total: £17,200.

 

Remember this is not including 20+ bets where no stake or total was given.

 

If all is to be believed, gdm has easily won well over £20,000 this season without being restricted on any betting accounts.

 

Congratulations gdm!

 

:whistle:

 

 

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

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