KaKa Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 The only reason it's stayed 0-0 is because Brighton aren't a very good side. I genuinely think the only reason they haven't scored is because they cannot believe how easy it is I think second half after the manager has let them know they should be ashamed for not having scored, they will come out and put us all out of our misery. We are stunningly bad. You can see Brighton have been coached well, they are moving the ball really well, but at the end of the day they have no real quality in attack and so no cutting edge. Good coach, shit players. It's probably the other way round for us, although how good our players are is debatable. Probably a lot better than they are looking under the fat oaf. Gross has showed he can score goals at this level. Mooy has some quality, but today is just his first start this season and so he's a bit rusty, and Maupay has had a decent beginning to his premier league career. Think they'll dust us off in the second half tbh. They'll be a desperate subbing on of Carroll to a big cheer, and long ball after long ball will be launched at his head to get us back into it. It will fail. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rod Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 This Newcastle team are getting relegated. ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Bruce clearly has no fucking idea what works and what doesn't. He needs to get Shelvey out of this team immediately if he wants to achieve anything. Fortunately he has no idea so won't do that. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 The only reason it's stayed 0-0 is because Brighton aren't a very good side. I genuinely think the only reason they haven't scored is because they cannot believe how easy it is I think second half after the manager has let them know they should be ashamed for not having scored, they will come out and put us all out of our misery. We are stunningly bad. You can see Brighton have been coached well, they are moving the ball really well, but at the end of the day they have no real quality in attack and so no cutting edge. Good coach, s*** players. It's probably the other way round for us, although how good our players are is debatable. Probably a lot better than they are looking under the fat oaf. Gross has showed he can score goals at this level. Mooy has some quality, but today is just his first start this season and so he's a bit rusty, and Maupay has had a decent beginning to his premier league career. Think they'll dust us off in the second half tbh. They'll be a desperate subbing on of Carroll to a big cheer, and long ball after long ball will be launched at his head to get us back into it. It will fail. And then he’ll get injured for the rest of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 This is hilatious tbh. Can't work out if this is a typo, or an intelligent word that i've never come across. typo Freudian slip Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
St1pe Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Still refuse to believe people sat watching the match and trawling through match threads actively want us to lose. It’s like a weird coping mechanism for how shit things are and how without direction we are as a club. “If I put loads of laughing emojis when the other teams score no one will know I’m dying inside”. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ToonArmy1892 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Still refuse to believe people sat watching the match and trawling through match threads actively want us to lose. It’s like a weird coping mechanism for how s*** things are and how without direction we are as a club. “If I put loads of laughing emojis when the other teams score no one will know I’m dying inside”. I want us to lose, yes. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJ_NUFC Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Still refuse to believe people sat watching the match and trawling through match threads actively want us to lose. It’s like a weird coping mechanism for how s*** things are and how without direction we are as a club. “If I put loads of laughing emojis when the other teams score no one will know I’m dying inside”. When you’re in your 12th year of rogering, only thing you can do is laugh and find ways to cope. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 This Newcastle team are getting relegated. ? From early impressions I thought that too, then we went and won at Spurs ffs.We look every inch an away team Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Fucking hell the replay of Joelintons header from behind the goal. Looks even more of a horrendous miss. £40m ffs. The guy gets one maybe two attempts on goal a game. I have so much pity for the guy. He will have shown enough by the end of the season to get a decent move somewhere though, and he'll go on to show his quality. Just needs to be patient and endure this farce of a club this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Just seen the Almirante chance, ffs he had to score man. Want the kid to do well but he is struggling badly. Bruce effect without doubt but he’s not helping himself either. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yorkie Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Fucking hell the replay of Joelintons header from behind the goal. Looks even more of a horrendous miss. £40m ffs. Could've kept our player of the season for £24m less. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mattoon Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 This is hilatious tbh. Can't work out if this is a typo, or an intelligent word that i've never come across. typo Freudian slip Urban Dictionary seems it's quite fitting: Something that is so funny that it's hilarity cannot even be contained by the correct spelling of the word hilarious thus it becomes hilatious. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Shelvey is the worst player on the pitch mind. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toontownman Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Absolutely pathetic. Zero organization, zero tactics, zero desire and more than anything else zero ambition, the very hallmark of sports direct United. Put the above aside its against fucking Brighton. You might expect the sitting back and defending against the top 6. This is our approach now for every game? What is the fucking point? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest godzilla Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Still refuse to believe people sat watching the match and trawling through match threads actively want us to lose. It’s like a weird coping mechanism for how s*** things are and how without direction we are as a club. “If I put loads of laughing emojis when the other teams score no one will know I’m dying inside”. It’s sad and I don’t understand how anyone can openly want a team you support to get beat and laugh about it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Atsu man ... not even close. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Collage Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Brighton's Dale Stephens completed 56 of his 57 passes in the first half, more than any other player. Newcastle as an entire team completed just 73. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Atsu ffs wtf was that Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfcastle Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 This is hilatious tbh. Can't work out if this is a typo, or an intelligent word that i've never come across. typo Freudian slip Urban Dictionary seems it's quite fitting: Something that is so funny that it's hilarity cannot even be contained by the correct spelling of the word hilarious thus it becomes hilatious. hellatious is also an acceptable description. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
triggs Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 We've still created as much as them mind Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest covmag Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Listen to that crowd man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robster Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Still refuse to believe people sat watching the match and trawling through match threads actively want us to lose. It’s like a weird coping mechanism for how s*** things are and how without direction we are as a club. “If I put loads of laughing emojis when the other teams score no one will know I’m dying inside”. It’s sad and I don’t understand how anyone can openly want a team you support to get beat and laugh about it. You don't understand why I want Mike Ashley's team to get beat ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neesy111 Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Absolute 1-0 win this. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
KaKa Posted September 21, 2019 Share Posted September 21, 2019 Long punts to no one. We can't string two passes together Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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