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The Mike Ashley Era Time Capsule


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Disgraceful treatment of club legends and well-liked staff

Dividing and (almost) conquering the fanbase with poisonous lies

Ripping the soul out of the club and removing any hint of ambition we once had

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Getting Charnley to do his dirty work on the lowest salary for his role in the league :lol: :lol: :lol:.

 

There’s a championship team that has an IT guy that is on a higher salary than Charnley :lol:

 

I know it's true but that sounds like a lie that the IT guy from The Office would come up with :lol:

 

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"Oi, no professionals"

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Have a business with £180m revenues (last financial year) and pay that dopey cunt Charnley £150k basic to run it :lol: :lol: :lol:.

 

And he took it, sucked on Mike's titties for all of those years, with total gratitude.

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Signing countless players as dodgy favours to agents only for them to rarely/never make an appearance for the club

 

Encouraging managers to flog our own best players in the press for the £

 

Went from qualifying for Europe almost every season from 1994-2007, to qualifying once from 2007-2020 and moaning about the inconvenience of it

 

As many relegations as top half PL finishes during Ashley's tenure

 

Ashley responsible for 33% of NUFC relegations despite owning the club for just 10% of its existence

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Nacho Gonzalez

Stephen Ireland

Luuk De Jong

Facundo Ferreyra

Seydou Doumbia

Antonio Barreca

 

Special mention to playing hoof ball to 5'8 Adam Armstrong under Pardew.

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Remember being at the Arsenal 'beer drinking banter lad' away game.

 

Bumped into him outside, he was good craic and his daughter was fit. Newcastle were back and the future was bright.

 

:okay:

 

Fast forward 3 days...

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