Dr Venkman Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geordie_once_removed Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 I may bang Scarlett Johansson. I mean statistically there is, technically, a chance. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mosstef Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 14 minutes ago, Geordie_once_removed said: I may bang Scarlett Johansson. I mean statistically there is, technically, a chance. Depends on how many hot women you bang in a row prior to Scarlett. It'll make your chances decline the more you bang according to some NO members. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
greydos Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 15 minutes ago, mosstef said: Depends on how many hot women you bang in a row prior to Scarlett. It'll make your chances decline the more you bang according to some NO members. Do you mean ‘Newcastle-online numerical computation expert statisticians?’ (Nonces) Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 10 Share Posted January 10 How many appearances did he make in 2024? Waste of money and a squad place. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 14 hours ago, Karjala said: How many appearances did he make in 2024? Waste of money and a squad place. Yes basically and nobody is genuinely thinking he’s going to stay fit for long if he does come back. However he could make a huge difference in a tilt at the top four if he can at least come on for Isak or play with Isak in tight games as he has a knack of scoring poacher goals and gives us a different look. I just hope he can get something resembling fitness once he’s back to play a part in champions league qualification before he leaves at the end of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big River Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 the Callum Wilson cycle. excited for him to come back, he could be massive for us, oh wait he’s injured again. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Karjala Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 I remember the days when each summer many predicted he'd "get 20 goals this season". He never did. Now the excitement is that he'll get fit for long enough to score 2 or 3 vital goals at the end of the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maggies Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 (edited) He could score 0 goals. Just be fit enough so we can protect Isak in the last 20 minutes of games. Although I’m sure Eddie will start easing Osula into the fold a bit more. Edited January 11 by Maggies Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Wilson’s back! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Heron Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 Ready to get the winner in the cup final Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 4 minutes ago, Heron said: Ready to get the winner in the cup final Would be a great send off, but if I were a betting man Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
gjohnson Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 5 minutes ago, Heron said: Ready to get the winner in the cup final Of the Champions League in 2026 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted January 11 Share Posted January 11 17 hours ago, Dr Venkman said: Only just read back to see this. Exactly my sentiments Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChrisJbarnes Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Any update on his return? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SteV Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 8 minutes ago, ChrisJbarnes said: Any update on his return? Howe said “very early February” yesterday, so assume he’ll be in the squad for Fulham or at the latest Arsenal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
aussiemag Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 We could do with him staying fit for the rest of the season as unlikely as that is. Give him the last 30 minutes of matches. Hopefully Barnes is only a couple of weeks away too. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 17 minutes ago, SteV said: Howe said “very early February” yesterday, so assume he’ll be in the squad for Fulham or at the latest Arsenal. Arsenal off the bench to send us to Wembley please. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 15 minutes ago, aussiemag said: We could do with him staying fit for the rest of the season as unlikely as that is. Give him the last 30 minutes of matches. Hopefully Barnes is only a couple of weeks away too. The options of Barnes and Wilson makes our bench so much stronger. Even a half match fit Wilson knows how to nick a goal as he’s a poacher. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LFEE Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 44 minutes ago, ChrisJbarnes said: Any update on his return? Someone on here bumped into him and said for the Arsenal game. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, LFEE said: Someone on here bumped into him and said for the Arsenal game. & put him out for another 6 months Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 1 minute ago, LFEE said: Someone on here bumped into him and said for the Arsenal game. He told someone I know Arsenal too Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ExiledGeordie Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 Just now, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said: & put him out for another 6 months 😂 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scoot Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 58 minutes ago, ChrisJbarnes said: Any update on his return? February 2068 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted January 25 Share Posted January 25 36 minutes ago, RodneyCisse said: Arsenal off the bench to send us to Wembley please. Hope we don’t need a goal of the bench tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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