Relegationometer

[Ketsbaia]

Honestly? 10.

[hakka]

We will probably avoid it by skin of our teeth, but so badly deserve relegation for Ashley and Pardew's sake only.

[Jordan]

Hope we get relegated. It's everything this disgusting club and its owner deserves. I'd be happy with it because it'll fuck the fat cunt where it hurts the most, his wallet.

[Shearergol]

We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble.

[Wallace]

Pardew has never succeeded in his career to date to show he can turn things around.  If he relegates us, we are just likely to sink further - there is no chance he would get us promoted.

 

 

[Foluwashola]

We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble.

 

He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back.

 

We won't go down like.

[Shearergol]

We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble.

 

He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back.

 

We won't go down like.

 

Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals?

[afar]

Dunno what everyone is worried about, there's really only 2 things wrong with the team right now. We can't defend and we don't score enough goals. Only minor issues and easy peasy fixes there

 

But instead of resolving those two issues we decide to sell the only senior CB we have that is likely to get any better and the most naturally gifted player on our books, you really couldn't make this shit up. 

[Spider Jerusalem]

I don't want us to go down, it won't change the ownership.

 

At the minute I don't give a fuck if the entity that is known a Newcastle United exists in two months time tbh.

 

There is fuck all reason to support the fucking shell of what used to be a football club left.

[Foluwashola]

We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble.

 

He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back.

 

We won't go down like.

 

Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals?

 

Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive.

 

We'll do the bare minimum, as per.

[Shearergol]

We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble.

 

He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back.

 

We won't go down like.

 

Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals?

 

Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive.

 

We'll do the bare minimum, as per.

 

Ok, so 10 players scoring 4 each. Realistic?

 

We'll be lucky to score 30 goals this season.

[Twinport53]

On the bright side, when we do get relegated and then go into administration, liquidation and finally evaporation. Atleast we can just nip to Hull to watch Hatem

[Guest Dontooner]

The club would never die , its the fans that make it up. However the soul of the club can die that is when the fans stop caring.

[Deuce]

We'll forever be mired in the purgatory that is 10th-17th, not competing for cups or challenging for Europe. Playing bland, lifeless football season after season.

[Disco]

I don't want us to go down, it won't change the ownership.

 

Agree with this. They know how little relative effort it took to get back up to the top table last time.

 

Bonus: embarrassment for the fans.

 

They've got the wages and costs down to such a level that with the better forrins sold and parachute payments they could well still turn a profit if we go down.

[Mick]

Looking at the table I can see 2 teams below us who I think will do better than us and I'm not too sure how many above us are worse than we are, possibly only Leicester.

[mrmojorisin75]

we're at a 5 just now, edging towards a 6 in the very near future

 

 

[matta]

10/10.

[Guest ElCid]

We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble.

 

He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back.

 

We won't go down like.

 

Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals?

 

Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive.

 

We'll do the bare minimum, as per.

 

Think you're in  for a big shock no goals in that team, no creativity and a defence which ships in goals for fun. We may be lucky that there may be one or two teams worse but I wouldn't count on it and the form in 2014 has a big indication to think we're really in the shit.

[Guest chopey]

Our midfield by October will consist of Anita, tiote, colback and hadira ..........." Just to tighten things up"

[nufc4eva]

I can't think of another team that look completely clueless and don't look like scoring goals. Happy to get beat until the cunt leaves now. Would rather not get relegated but it's inevitable under these fuckers at some point again

[maze]

Pretty much nailed on to go down as things stand. No defence, but worse, no natural goalscorer.

Relegation always feel shit as a supporter. While most teams strengthen to avoid it, Newcastle seems to enjoy flirting with the bottom three places.

[Optimistic Nut]

A month ago I thought with the players we'd be 'best of the rest' but we're probably at best in the middle of a group of clubs like Swansea, Southampton, Stoke, Hull...depressing. Doubt we'll finish lower than 13-14th like.

[LiquidAK]

We're certainties to go down atm. We've got some good players but a braindead fuckwit of a manager who has no idea how to use them, and now we have practically no depth in key areas. If Pardew gets sacked soon and we strengthen in January we'll be fine, but I cannot see us staying up with that cunt in charge.

[matta]

The feeling we had the second part of last season has already set in. We're imploding, and it seems clear as fuck we're going fast as fuck down in the ground.

No real upgrades.

Ba > Remy > Riviere

Shola = Ferreyra

Cabaye > De Jong

Debuchy = Janmaat

Hatem > Cabella

 

No new leftback, no proper centrehalves, we even lost mbiwa. Not strengthening from last seasons bullshit gonna cost us this time around.