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  1. 1. We going down then or what? 10 - aye, doomed, no hope of salvation / 5 - can't call it / 0 - nah we're sound, can't wait for next season

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Mistle17

Mistle17

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Insane what one (unexpected) win does confidence-wise :lol:

 

I reckon we'll be alright, certainly if Dubravka/Kenedy keep performing and Slimani gets going straight away. I just think you look at how few goals we concede and coupled with: Rafa, our new loans, and how wank some teams around us are, and I think we'll be OK.

 

Knowing the way things work, we'll lose a game we're expected to get at least 1pt from. 2pts from our next two games would be an incredible return imo.

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Mole_Toonfan

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It's amazing what one win does, I feel relaxed as f*** and think we'll be quite comfortable at the moment :lol:

 

I've been relaxed all season tbh, which is why I rarely post in this thread.

 

Rafa Benitez isn't taking this team down when people like Alan Pardew, Paul Lambert etc etc exists.

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SEMTEX

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Just done another predictor and had us surviving on goal difference, 37pts. Nasty :lol:

 

Palace 41, Huddersfield 40, Southampton 39, Swansea 39, NUFC 37, Brighton 37, Stoke, 37, West Brom 29.

 

But that has Huddersfield to beat West Brom, plus some shocks like Brighton drawing with Spurs and everyone beating Everton except us.

 

So, in short, you are none the wiser?

Basically

 

I did a predictor too. Very optimistic.  :lol:

 

Newcastle 41pts

West Ham 41pts

Bournemouth 39pts

Palace 39pts

Brighton 38pts

Swansea 37pts

Huddersfield 37pts

Southampton 35pts

West Brom 34pts

Stoke 33pts

 

did it last week, had us losing to man utd, thought I was very pessimistic about our results had us on 41 around 14th.

 

think we will be ok. tho.

 

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:undecided:

 

Basically all it's told me is that everything will swing on just a couple of results. Either way looks squeaky bum af to me.

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Ikon

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It's amazing what one win does, I feel relaxed as f*** and think we'll be quite comfortable at the moment :lol:

 

I've been relaxed all season tbh, which is why I rarely post in this thread.

 

Rafa Benitez isn't taking this team down when people like Alan Pardew, Paul Lambert etc etc exists.

 

 

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Figures 1-0 Football

Figures 1-0 Football

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Just done another predictor and had us surviving on goal difference, 37pts. Nasty :lol:

 

Palace 41, Huddersfield 40, Southampton 39, Swansea 39, NUFC 37, Brighton 37, Stoke, 37, West Brom 29.

 

But that has Huddersfield to beat West Brom, plus some shocks like Brighton drawing with Spurs and everyone beating Everton except us.

 

So, in short, you are none the wiser?

Basically

 

I did a predictor too. Very optimistic.  :lol:

 

Newcastle 41pts

West Ham 41pts

Bournemouth 39pts

Palace 39pts

Brighton 38pts

Swansea 37pts

Huddersfield 37pts

Southampton 35pts

West Brom 34pts

Stoke 33pts

 

did it last week, had us losing to man utd, thought I was very pessimistic about our results had us on 41 around 14th.

 

think we will be ok. tho.

 

fSWpwnp.png

 

:undecided:

 

Basically all it's told me is that everything will swing on just a couple of results. Either way looks squeaky bum af to me.

 

Why would it be squeeky bum? Based on your predictions we only need 4 more points to survive (or maybe even 3 with a superior GD).

 

If anything, with your predictions we should be safe by the end of March :lol:

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Just done another predictor and had us surviving on goal difference, 37pts. Nasty :lol:

 

Palace 41, Huddersfield 40, Southampton 39, Swansea 39, NUFC 37, Brighton 37, Stoke, 37, West Brom 29.

 

But that has Huddersfield to beat West Brom, plus some shocks like Brighton drawing with Spurs and everyone beating Everton except us.

 

So, in short, you are none the wiser?

Basically

 

I did a predictor too. Very optimistic.  :lol:

 

Newcastle 41pts

West Ham 41pts

Bournemouth 39pts

Palace 39pts

Brighton 38pts

Swansea 37pts

Huddersfield 37pts

Southampton 35pts

West Brom 34pts

Stoke 33pts

 

did it last week, had us losing to man utd, thought I was very pessimistic about our results had us on 41 around 14th.

 

think we will be ok. tho.

 

fSWpwnp.png

 

:undecided:

 

Basically all it's told me is that everything will swing on just a couple of results. Either way looks squeaky bum af to me.

 

Why would it be squeeky bum? Based on your predictions we only need 4 more points to survive (or maybe even 3 with a superior GD).

 

If anything, with your predictions we should be safe by the end of March :lol:

It's quite ironic that your username has figures in the title. O0

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SEMTEX

SEMTEX

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Just done another predictor and had us surviving on goal difference, 37pts. Nasty :lol:

 

Palace 41, Huddersfield 40, Southampton 39, Swansea 39, NUFC 37, Brighton 37, Stoke, 37, West Brom 29.

 

But that has Huddersfield to beat West Brom, plus some shocks like Brighton drawing with Spurs and everyone beating Everton except us.

 

So, in short, you are none the wiser?

Basically

 

I did a predictor too. Very optimistic.  :lol:

 

Newcastle 41pts

West Ham 41pts

Bournemouth 39pts

Palace 39pts

Brighton 38pts

Swansea 37pts

Huddersfield 37pts

Southampton 35pts

West Brom 34pts

Stoke 33pts

 

did it last week, had us losing to man utd, thought I was very pessimistic about our results had us on 41 around 14th.

 

think we will be ok. tho.

 

fSWpwnp.png

 

:undecided:

 

Basically all it's told me is that everything will swing on just a couple of results. Either way looks squeaky bum af to me.

 

Why would it be squeeky bum? Based on your predictions we only need 4 more points to survive (or maybe even 3 with a superior GD).

 

If anything, with your predictions we should be safe by the end of March :lol:

 

Because my predictions might not be 100% accurate and should a couple of results go differently, we'd go down?

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Figures 1-0 Football

Figures 1-0 Football

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Just done another predictor and had us surviving on goal difference, 37pts. Nasty :lol:

 

Palace 41, Huddersfield 40, Southampton 39, Swansea 39, NUFC 37, Brighton 37, Stoke, 37, West Brom 29.

 

But that has Huddersfield to beat West Brom, plus some shocks like Brighton drawing with Spurs and everyone beating Everton except us.

 

So, in short, you are none the wiser?

Basically

 

I did a predictor too. Very optimistic.  :lol:

 

Newcastle 41pts

West Ham 41pts

Bournemouth 39pts

Palace 39pts

Brighton 38pts

Swansea 37pts

Huddersfield 37pts

Southampton 35pts

West Brom 34pts

Stoke 33pts

 

did it last week, had us losing to man utd, thought I was very pessimistic about our results had us on 41 around 14th.

 

think we will be ok. tho.

 

fSWpwnp.png

 

:undecided:

 

Basically all it's told me is that everything will swing on just a couple of results. Either way looks squeaky bum af to me.

 

Why would it be squeeky bum? Based on your predictions we only need 4 more points to survive (or maybe even 3 with a superior GD).

 

If anything, with your predictions we should be safe by the end of March :lol:

It's quite ironic that your username has figures in the title. O0

 

:lol: Had a mare there. Point still stands though.

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SEMTEX

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It seems unlikely, I must admit, but that's how the predictor crumbles I'm afraid. I think it's mostly based upon us drawing a large percentage of games. A few of these shite teams steal a win here and there, and we're DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN

 

relegationometer is off the scale

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SEMTEX

SEMTEX

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idk like, next month and a half could be painful. Away loss to Ballmouth (who haven't lost at home for a while) followed by an away loss to Liverpool would make the Soton match nervy. Lose that, then lose away to Spurs? We'd probably never win a game again after that.

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Teasy

Teasy

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Same things could have been said for the last 11 matches though.  But we still managed to get over a point a game.  Anythings possible, but I don't see a real reason to think we'll be worse over the next 11, if anything there's reason to think we'll be better.

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