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  1. 1. We going down then or what? 10 - aye, doomed, no hope of salvation / 5 - can't call it / 0 - nah we're sound, can't wait for next season

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AsprillasShinPad

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I grew up watching KK's side. So it's not like I haven't seen good players for us. My argument is they are "reasonable" players which ASP said we only had three

 

Compared to KK's side, only Dubravka would get a game.  The others wouldn't even get onto the bench.

 

Dubravka > Hislop

Yedlin << Barton

Fernandez << Albert

Lascelles < Howey

Dummett << Beresford

Kenedy <<<< Gilespie

Diame << Batty

Shelvey << Lee

Ritchie <<<< Ginola

Perez <<<<<<< Ferdinand

Rondon <<<< Shearer

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geordiedean

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I grew up watching KK's side. So it's not like I haven't seen good players for us. My argument is they are "reasonable" players which ASP said we only had three

 

Compared to KK's side, only Dubravka would get a game.  The others wouldn't even get onto the bench.

 

Dubravka > Hislop

Yedlin << Barton

Fernandez << Albert

Lascelles < Howey

Dummett << Beresford

Kenedy <<<< Gilespie

Diame << Batty

Shelvey << Lee

Ritchie <<<< Ginola

Perez <<<<<<< Ferdinand

Rondon <<<< Shearer

 

What makes you think Dubravka is better than Shaka was??  id have to say no he isn't its just since Shay left weve been left with shit goalkeepers Dubravka is good but how shit the previous ones have been has made him look so much better

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I grew up watching KK's side. So it's not like I haven't seen good players for us. My argument is they are "reasonable" players which ASP said we only had three

 

Compared to KK's side, only Dubravka would get a game.  The others wouldn't even get onto the bench.

 

Dubravka > Hislop

Yedlin << Barton

Fernandez << Albert

Lascelles < Howey

Dummett << Beresford

Kenedy <<<< Gilespie

Diame << Batty

Shelvey << Lee

Ritchie <<<< Ginola

Perez <<<<<<< Ferdinand

Rondon <<<< Shearer

 

What makes you think Dubravka is better than Shaka was??  id have to say no he isn't its just since Shay left weve been left with shit goalkeepers Dubravka is good but how shit the previous ones have been has made him look so much better

Lee was substantially better than Voldemort. No question.
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AsprillasShinPad

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I grew up watching KK's side. So it's not like I haven't seen good players for us. My argument is they are "reasonable" players which ASP said we only had three

 

Compared to KK's side, only Dubravka would get a game.  The others wouldn't even get onto the bench.

 

Dubravka > Hislop

Yedlin << Barton

Fernandez << Albert

Lascelles < Howey

Dummett << Beresford

Kenedy <<<< Gilespie

Diame << Batty

Shelvey << Lee

Ritchie <<<< Ginola

Perez <<<<<<< Ferdinand

Rondon <<<< Shearer

 

What makes you think Dubravka is better than Shaka was??  id have to say no he isn't its just since Shay left weve been left with s*** goalkeepers Dubravka is good but how s*** the previous ones have been has made him look so much better

Lee was substantially better than Voldemort. No question.

 

That's what I said.  O0

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AsprillasShinPad

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I grew up watching KK's side. So it's not like I haven't seen good players for us. My argument is they are "reasonable" players which ASP said we only had three

 

Compared to KK's side, only Dubravka would get a game.  The others wouldn't even get onto the bench.

 

Dubravka > Hislop

Yedlin << Barton

Fernandez << Albert

Lascelles < Howey

Dummett << Beresford

Kenedy <<<< Gilespie

Diame << Batty

Shelvey << Lee

Ritchie <<<< Ginola

Perez <<<<<<< Ferdinand

Rondon <<<< Shearer

 

I know, but that wasn't what you or I was arguing.

 

Wasn't arguing, I just enjoy torturing us all by making us remember just how good we were, and just how shit we are now.  Personally, I think Dalgleish is an utter cunt for taking that team apart and drafting in his old mates who were shit.  I (and I bet he) wish that KK never left too.

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AsprillasShinPad

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Lee only 2x better than shelvey??...come on man

Shearer only 4x better than Rondon....wtf and Keith Gillespie was light years ahead of Kenedy probably a 6 or 7x needed there

 

:lol: I haven't done it mathematically accurately, man.  Just rough > or <

 

For argument's sake, if I used numbers (out of 10):

 

6 Hislop

7 Barton

8 Albert

7 Howey

7 Gilespie

7 Batty

8 Lee

8 Ginola

9 Ferdinand

10 Shearer

 

6 Dubravka

3 Yedlin

5 Fernandez

4 Scharr

4 Dummett

5 Shelvey

1 Diame

3 Ritchie

0 Kenedy

1 Perez

4 Rondon

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geordiedean

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Lee only 2x better than shelvey??...come on man

Shearer only 4x better than Rondon....wtf and Keith Gillespie was light years ahead of Kenedy probably a 6 or 7x needed there

 

:lol: I haven't done it mathematically accurately, man.  Just rough > or <

 

For argument's sake, if I used numbers (out of 10):

 

6 Hislop

7 Barton

8 Albert

7 Howey

7 Gilespie

7 Batty

8 Lee

8 Ginola

9 Ferdinand

10 Shearer

 

6 Dubravka

3 Yedlin

5 Fernandez

4 Scharr

4 Dummett

5 Shelvey

1 Diame

3 Ritchie

0 Kenedy

1 Perez

4 Rondon

 

Giving Perez a 1 is very Generous and Dummet a 4 is just plain silly and where is Johnny B from Keegans team

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AsprillasShinPad

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Lee only 2x better than shelvey??...come on man

Shearer only 4x better than Rondon....wtf and Keith Gillespie was light years ahead of Kenedy probably a 6 or 7x needed there

 

:lol: I haven't done it mathematically accurately, man.  Just rough > or <

 

For argument's sake, if I used numbers (out of 10):

 

6 Hislop

7 Barton

8 Albert

7 Howey

7 Gilespie

7 Batty

8 Lee

8 Ginola

9 Ferdinand

10 Shearer

 

6 Dubravka

3 Yedlin

5 Fernandez

4 Scharr

4 Dummett

5 Shelvey

1 Diame

3 Ritchie

0 Kenedy

1 Perez

4 Rondon

 

Giving Perez a 1 is very Generous and Dummet a 4 is just plain silly and where is Johnny B from Keegans team

 

How could I forget Berry - 7

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Went from 8 points to 4 points within 10 minutes. Basically relying on Rondon getting to between 12-15 goals to keep us up. Good thing is I think he will manage it:

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You know how we have 4 huge teams in the next 5?

 

In the meantime:

 

Huddersfield v Burnley

Burnley v Fulham

Cardiff v Huddersfield

Southampton v C Palace

Fulham v Brighton

Burnley v Southampton

C Palace v Fulham

 

Think we need Huddersfield to start chipping in, as they all need to take points off each other. Nervous!

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geordiedean

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You know how we have 4 huge teams in the next 5?

 

In the meantime:

 

Huddersfield v Burnley

Burnley v Fulham

Cardiff v Huddersfield

Southampton v C Palace

Fulham v Brighton

Burnley v Southampton

C Palace v Fulham

 

Think we need Huddersfield to start chipping in, as they all need to take points off each other. Nervous!

 

This is what will see us firmly in the bottom 3 by February

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