Ketsbaia Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Honestly? 10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shush Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We will probably avoid it by skin of our teeth, but so badly deserve relegation for Ashley and Pardew's sake only. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jordan Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Hope we get relegated. It's everything this disgusting club and its owner deserves. I'd be happy with it because it'll fuck the fat cunt where it hurts the most, his wallet. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wallace Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Pardew has never succeeded in his career to date to show he can turn things around. If he relegates us, we are just likely to sink further - there is no chance he would get us promoted. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
afar Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 Dunno what everyone is worried about, there's really only 2 things wrong with the team right now. We can't defend and we don't score enough goals. Only minor issues and easy peasy fixes there But instead of resolving those two issues we decide to sell the only senior CB we have that is likely to get any better and the most naturally gifted player on our books, you really couldn't make this shit up. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spider Jerusalem Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 I don't want us to go down, it won't change the ownership. At the minute I don't give a fuck if the entity that is known a Newcastle United exists in two months time tbh. There is fuck all reason to support the fucking shell of what used to be a football club left. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Foluwashola Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive. We'll do the bare minimum, as per. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive. We'll do the bare minimum, as per. Ok, so 10 players scoring 4 each. Realistic? We'll be lucky to score 30 goals this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 On the bright side, when we do get relegated and then go into administration, liquidation and finally evaporation. Atleast we can just nip to Hull to watch Hatem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 The club would never die , its the fans that make it up. However the soul of the club can die that is when the fans stop caring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We'll forever be mired in the purgatory that is 10th-17th, not competing for cups or challenging for Europe. Playing bland, lifeless football season after season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I don't want us to go down, it won't change the ownership. Agree with this. They know how little relative effort it took to get back up to the top table last time. Bonus: embarrassment for the fans. They've got the wages and costs down to such a level that with the better forrins sold and parachute payments they could well still turn a profit if we go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Looking at the table I can see 2 teams below us who I think will do better than us and I'm not too sure how many above us are worse than we are, possibly only Leicester. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 we're at a 5 just now, edging towards a 6 in the very near future Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 10/10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElCid Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive. We'll do the bare minimum, as per. Think you're in for a big shock no goals in that team, no creativity and a defence which ships in goals for fun. We may be lucky that there may be one or two teams worse but I wouldn't count on it and the form in 2014 has a big indication to think we're really in the shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Our midfield by October will consist of Anita, tiote, colback and hadira ..........." Just to tighten things up" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I can't think of another team that look completely clueless and don't look like scoring goals. Happy to get beat until the cunt leaves now. Would rather not get relegated but it's inevitable under these fuckers at some point again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Pretty much nailed on to go down as things stand. No defence, but worse, no natural goalscorer. Relegation always feel shit as a supporter. While most teams strengthen to avoid it, Newcastle seems to enjoy flirting with the bottom three places. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 A month ago I thought with the players we'd be 'best of the rest' but we're probably at best in the middle of a group of clubs like Swansea, Southampton, Stoke, Hull...depressing. Doubt we'll finish lower than 13-14th like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 We're certainties to go down atm. We've got some good players but a braindead fuckwit of a manager who has no idea how to use them, and now we have practically no depth in key areas. If Pardew gets sacked soon and we strengthen in January we'll be fine, but I cannot see us staying up with that cunt in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 The feeling we had the second part of last season has already set in. We're imploding, and it seems clear as fuck we're going fast as fuck down in the ground. No real upgrades. Ba > Remy > Riviere Shola = Ferreyra Cabaye > De Jong Debuchy = Janmaat Hatem > Cabella No new leftback, no proper centrehalves, we even lost mbiwa. Not strengthening from last seasons bullshit gonna cost us this time around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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