Foluwashola Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive. We'll do the bare minimum, as per. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive. We'll do the bare minimum, as per. Ok, so 10 players scoring 4 each. Realistic? We'll be lucky to score 30 goals this season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Twinport53 Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 On the bright side, when we do get relegated and then go into administration, liquidation and finally evaporation. Atleast we can just nip to Hull to watch Hatem Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dontooner Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 The club would never die , its the fans that make it up. However the soul of the club can die that is when the fans stop caring. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted September 1, 2014 Share Posted September 1, 2014 We'll forever be mired in the purgatory that is 10th-17th, not competing for cups or challenging for Europe. Playing bland, lifeless football season after season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I don't want us to go down, it won't change the ownership. Agree with this. They know how little relative effort it took to get back up to the top table last time. Bonus: embarrassment for the fans. They've got the wages and costs down to such a level that with the better forrins sold and parachute payments they could well still turn a profit if we go down. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mick Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Looking at the table I can see 2 teams below us who I think will do better than us and I'm not too sure how many above us are worse than we are, possibly only Leicester. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 we're at a 5 just now, edging towards a 6 in the very near future Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 10/10. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ElCid Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 We're down. There are barely any goals in this team. Teams who can't score generally get relegated. Add the fact that we have probably the worst defence in the league, we're in massive massive trouble. He'd put a few million in to ensure we bounce back and will sharply have his cosy PL club back. We won't go down like. Humour me. Which player in our team will score more than 10 goals? Probably none of the dweebs, but history shows that it isn't necessary for a single player to score 10+ goals to survive. We'll do the bare minimum, as per. Think you're in for a big shock no goals in that team, no creativity and a defence which ships in goals for fun. We may be lucky that there may be one or two teams worse but I wouldn't count on it and the form in 2014 has a big indication to think we're really in the shit. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Our midfield by October will consist of Anita, tiote, colback and hadira ..........." Just to tighten things up" Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I can't think of another team that look completely clueless and don't look like scoring goals. Happy to get beat until the cunt leaves now. Would rather not get relegated but it's inevitable under these fuckers at some point again Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Pretty much nailed on to go down as things stand. No defence, but worse, no natural goalscorer. Relegation always feel shit as a supporter. While most teams strengthen to avoid it, Newcastle seems to enjoy flirting with the bottom three places. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 A month ago I thought with the players we'd be 'best of the rest' but we're probably at best in the middle of a group of clubs like Swansea, Southampton, Stoke, Hull...depressing. Doubt we'll finish lower than 13-14th like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
LiquidAK Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 We're certainties to go down atm. We've got some good players but a braindead fuckwit of a manager who has no idea how to use them, and now we have practically no depth in key areas. If Pardew gets sacked soon and we strengthen in January we'll be fine, but I cannot see us staying up with that cunt in charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
matta Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 The feeling we had the second part of last season has already set in. We're imploding, and it seems clear as fuck we're going fast as fuck down in the ground. No real upgrades. Ba > Remy > Riviere Shola = Ferreyra Cabaye > De Jong Debuchy = Janmaat Hatem > Cabella No new leftback, no proper centrehalves, we even lost mbiwa. Not strengthening from last seasons bullshit gonna cost us this time around. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TruToon94 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 A month ago I thought with the players we'd be 'best of the rest' but we're probably at best in the middle of a group of clubs like Swansea, Southampton, Stoke, Hull...depressing. Doubt we'll finish lower than 13-14th like. I'd have to say every single one of those clubs is miles better than us. Except Stoke. I'd give anything to be in the position of Swansea and Hull, they've got surprisingly good teams. We're more along the lines of QPR and the Mackems now. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colos Short and Curlies Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 If Pardew's here until Christmas we're down. An injury to Colo and we're down An injury to Krul and we're down in the most hilarious fashion possible. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Gone. No fucker can score. We don't create a lot any way. Colo has been on the decline for a while and will no doubt get injured/fuck off to Argentina for a few months. Oh and Pardew. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate Toon Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Think we'll be fine, to be honest. Mid-table again, around 11th or 12th. We'll do well in games where we're the counter-attacking team. The problem remains when sides come up here and we can't break them down, it's something we've been terrible at for some time. If only we had an accomplished dribbler to complement our new playmaker and goalscoring attacking midfielder. The annoying thing is, we were actually close to having a decent blend in our forward line. Obviously, we are lacking a top quality forward but a 3 of HBA, Cabella and de Jong would've been great and provided enough ammo for even a half-decent striker to get 10 goals. Good mix of talents there. Banking on Aarons to basically fill HBA's boots now, I reckon. Oh well, cunts. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
merlin Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 It's a 6, verging on a 7...wait until October then revise.. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TruToon94 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Think we'll be fine, to be honest. Mid-table again, around 11th or 12th. We'll do well in games where we're the counter-attacking team. The problem remains when sides come up here and we can't break them down, it's something we've been terrible at for some time. If only we had an accomplished dribbler to complement our new playmaker and goalscoring attacking midfielder. The annoying thing is, we were actually close to having a decent blend in our forward line. Obviously, we are lacking a top quality forward but a 3 of HBA, Cabella and de Jong would've been great and provided enough ammo for even a half-decent striker to get 10 goals. Good mix of talents there. Banking on Aarons to basically fill HBA's boots now, I reckon. Oh well, c***s. Not having a go but we got very lucky last season due to so many clubs having their worst seasons in ages. In all honesty who can we possibly beat under Pardew? I'd say we're on the level of Q.P.R but with the sad fact that despite all his flaws Redknapp is a million miles better than Pardew. What teams can we beat? Swansea will rape us, Hull will rape us, the Mackems will rape us. Only teams worse than us are WBA and Burnley. The rest can easily beat us. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
maze Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Think we'll be fine, to be honest. Mid-table again, around 11th or 12th. We'll do well in games where we're the counter-attacking team. The problem remains when sides come up here and we can't break them down, it's something we've been terrible at for some time. If only we had an accomplished dribbler to complement our new playmaker and goalscoring attacking midfielder. The annoying thing is, we were actually close to having a decent blend in our forward line. Obviously, we are lacking a top quality forward but a 3 of HBA, Cabella and de Jong would've been great and provided enough ammo for even a half-decent striker to get 10 goals. Good mix of talents there. Banking on Aarons to basically fill HBA's boots now, I reckon. Oh well, c***s. Not having a go but we got very lucky last season due to so many clubs having their worst seasons in ages. In all honesty who can we possibly beat under Pardew? I'd say we're on the level of Q.P.R but with the sad fact that despite all his flaws Redknapp is a million miles better than Pardew. What teams can we beat? Swansea will rape us, Hull will rape us, the Mackems will rape us. Only teams worse than us are WBA and Burnley. The rest can easily beat us. Will follow this up with: Where's the goals going to come from? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 Will follow this up with: Where's the goals going to come from? if they don't get lucky soon and stumble on a formula to get goals it'll become a vicious circle again and we'll be utterly fucked like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRon Posted September 2, 2014 Share Posted September 2, 2014 I honestly think if we went down Pardew would be given the chance to try and take us back up (which would obviously fail). Remember, last time we went down Hughton was appointed, which was a terrible decision at the time. He's essentially spineless. A sustained verbal protest at each home game for a couple of months would see the cowardly little cunt run away from it imo. Even this cunt couldn't put up with the hostility of the Cardiff game for longer than that. Needs to happen and needs to happen immediately, regardless of the opposition, performance or result in the next 18 home games. Fuck him. Get the cunt crucified. I do agree with this. Pardew was visibly shaken last season when the crowd turned on him and we know from past experience that Ashley does not like public protests. If the hostility level was ramped up a few notches where it was the majority rather than a few thousand Pardew would be gone IMO. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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