Eddie Howe - Admitted to Hospital; To miss Man United (H)

[Fenham Mag]

Sorry to speculate but if he’s just had a tooth infection, putting two and two together it sounds like sepsis.

[Miggys First Goal]

Just now, Fenham Mag said:

Sorry to speculate but if he’s just had a tooth infection, putting two and two together it sounds like sepsis.

There’s a lad at work and that happened to his dad. 

[Dr Jinx]

2 minutes ago, Fenham Mag said:

Sorry to speculate but if he’s just had a tooth infection, putting two and two together it sounds like sepsis.

 

He's literally just had 3 weeks of every man, woman and child in the area wanting a photo with him. He'll have caught something off someone.

 

Maybe he's got that nasty covid that gives you the endless shits and he's just very dehydrated.

[McDog]

6 minutes ago, Fenham Mag said:

Sorry to speculate but if he’s just had a tooth infection, putting two and two together it sounds like sepsis.

 

 

That can kill you unless it is immediately treated.

[AyeDubbleYoo]

What on earth are we talking about? 

[bobbydazzla]

12 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

What on earth are we talking about? 

Basically, everyone is listing all illnesses that either they, or someone they know, has had in the last few weeks

 

All I’ve got to contribute is that Mark Paxton caught knobrot off some tart

 

 

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[Scoot]

Any other wild stabs in the dark at what illness Eddie has? 

[Gola]

Exploding head syndrome?

[El Prontonise]

2 minutes ago, Scoot said:

Any other wild stabs in the dark at what illness Eddie has? 

 

Ebola.  RIP Eddie. 

[80]

Hoping what I've heard tonight isn't true. Story goes he's not been handling the stress of the job well. Supposedly he's been taking some heavy meds to help deal with it, but he's had a reaction and it's blown out his Shatner's Bassoon. He thinks he's in 1933 now.

[Joelinton7]

6 minutes ago, Gola said:

Exploding head syndrome?

Nah that’s mackems after the cup final and us reaching CL again 

[Pilko]

7 minutes ago, Gola said:

Exploding head syndrome?

 

Yeah turns out the hospital he was admitted to was Theme Hospital.

 

[Fenham Mag]

2 minutes ago, 80 said:

Hoping what I've heard tonight isn't true. Story goes he's not been handling the stress of the job well. Supposedly he's been taking some heavy meds to help deal with it, but he's had a reaction and it's blown out his Shatner's Bassoon. He thinks he's in 1933 now.

[Fenham Mag]

Apparently his mother in law was due around after the Man U game.

[FLUMPO235]

Got a mate who’s an ITK. been told Eddie will be in hospital until he goes home. 

[McDog]

16 minutes ago, El Prontonise said:

 

Ebola.  RIP Eddie. 

 

 

Fuck me, that's the worst case scenario, were the clubs beat reporters alluding to that? All is lost.

[elbee909]

The only treatment is apparently decapitation, which is painful obviously.

 

Beheadie Ow.

[ScottishMagpie]

No need to panic lads, he's probably just nipped in to revamp the NHS and find a cure for cancer. He'll be back home tomorrow in time for tea and Secombe's Highway.

[NE27]

42 minutes ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

What on earth are we talking about? 

[Heron]

Really want us to do these for Eddie more than anything else.

[Dancing Brave]

3 minutes ago, ScottishMagpie said:

No need to panic lads, he's probably just nipped in to revamp the NHS and find a cure for cancer. He'll be back home tomorrow in time for tea and Secombe's Highway.

It makes me puke how people trivialise cancer ! 

Please keep cancer out of any attempt to get a like for the sake of it. PLEASE !!!!

[manorpark]

1 hour ago, Fenham Mag said:

Sorry to speculate but if he’s just had a tooth infection, putting two and two together it sounds like sepsis.

 

In 2023 I got sepsis from a tooth infection, my face was swollen to almost twice its size, on one side.

 

I don't remember much about it and was in the RVI for a fortnight. My wife later told me that the consultant told her that I very nearly died of Sepsis.

 

Lets hope it is NOT that for Eddie.

[Slim]

Yeah my mam died of it so it's canny serious like. 

 

But hopefully it's nowt like that. 

[Heron]

1 minute ago, Slim said:

Yeah my mam died of it so it's canny serious like. 

 

But hopefully it's nowt like that. 

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[80]

I really think we should avoid serious speculation... There's every chance he'll be fine in a few days. We'll find out in due course if it really is something terrible, but I don't think winding ourselves up about sepsis and stuff is doing anyone any favours.