geordiedean Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Meanwhile in the real world clubs are signing players they have scouted and set up for months whilst the powerhouse that is NUFC has no manager no coaches and no one to blow up the paddling pool and put ice in the wheelie bins on Thursday Happy days Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
themanupstairs Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Meanwhile in the real world clubs are signing players they have scouted and set up for months whilst the powerhouse that is NUFC has no manager no coaches and no one to blow up the paddling pool and put ice in the wheelie bins on Thursday Happy days Yup. That's one relegation spot booked for the season. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Wait, we're linked with Steve Mounie? Really? Time to get the season tickets back lads. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 Wait, we're linked with Steve Mounie? Really? Time to get the season tickets back lads. 24 though, phwoar Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Optimistic Nut Posted July 2, 2019 Share Posted July 2, 2019 As Joselu’s replacement it wouldn’t be too bad. This will be Rondon’s replacement though. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gallowgate End Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just 35 days left of the Premier League market. How many players will we get over the line in that time Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
sh74 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just 35 days left of the Premier League market. How many players will we get over the line in that time 0. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dokko Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 35 days...we've managed to turn a summer window in to a winter one. If we do start to make moves clubs will rinse us of our hard fought 50p from Ashley. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Carlito Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Carroll and Sturridge up front is probably the best we could hope for in terms of actual signings. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Yerdas El Savon Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Would actually like that partnership in a 4-4-fucking-2. They'd probably never be fit enough to start together, but hey. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Just 35 days left of the Premier League market. How many players will we get over the line in that time 1 or 2, with the club stressing through SSN etc that these things take time, all the while managing to sell players in next to no time. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fitzgerald Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Can bet we will sign Sturridge as a gesture signing. He will end up playing 6 games and crocked the rest. No way, he is a footballer, we need assets Too true. We will probably sign bas dost over Rondon despite the former being 4 months older. Bad dost plays like he's on smack as well Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tsunami Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 We’re not signing anyone at the moment, no chance. Ashley is running the show with Penfold his puppet, we might sell players but we ain’t signing any. Redfearn will become caretaker manager and will be told who he can sign, if anyone, which will all depend on if we get sold. The players were in today getting their gear ready for tomorrow, bet they were all delighted with the shit show. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Carroll and Sturridge starting up top in a 4-4-2 in the year of our lord 2019 looooooooollll Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
geordiedean Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Close this thread Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Close the thread the club the chron ... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tribesman Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Your account. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Little Waster Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Hush your mouth 😎 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Any new puppet manager will find there are a lot of very average players at the club filling squad places and he will find to his cost that Rafas greatest achievement at Newcastle was papering over the cracks with bog roll. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrmojorisin75 Posted July 3, 2019 Share Posted July 3, 2019 Any new puppet manager will find there are a lot of very average players at the club filling squad places and he will find to his cost that Rafas greatest achievement at Newcastle was papering over the cracks with bog roll. This. Turned shit into gold man. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest chopey Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 Daily Star reporting that once Hayden goes the new manager will have £100 million to spend, its just unfortunate that he will get employed a few days before the window closes and won't be able to get any deals over the line and what's the point spending in January if you are already relegated? May as well keep the cash for the promotion charge. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nufc4eva Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 100 million to get a Striker, 2 or 3 centre midfielders, a fullback, a winger and attacking mid in 3-4 weeks and they would have to gel, not a chance. Not even sure what players you get for that money unless you unearth some gems. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 It's alright at least we've got the star studded and highly rated academy to fall back on. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raconteur Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 100 million to get a Striker, 2 or 3 centre midfielders, a fullback, a winger and attacking mid in 3-4 weeks and they would have to gel, not a chance. Not even sure what players you get for that money unless you unearth some gems. I see you have forgotten to account for wages and agents fees. Say, 7 players for £100m = £14.3m each (so perhaps £8m transfer fee, £3m agents fee, £3.3m in wages). Simples Don’t know why everyone doesn’t do it, Mike Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBG Posted July 4, 2019 Share Posted July 4, 2019 I mean I know why, but I'd love to know why the Daily Star fail to mention that the same is said every window, yet we end up haggling and pulling out of loan deals over a million or two. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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