El Prontonise Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 You have to listen to Jake Humphreys, that's the issue. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 1 hour ago, Smal said: He really is Mr LinkedIn. He seems like a nice enough fella in lots of ways. But his schtick is unbearable. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sima Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 (edited) 8 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said: Why? He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker. He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background. There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year. Bloke is a fucking weirdo. "I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last" Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time. Edited June 23, 2025 by Sima Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Sima said: There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year. Dear fucking god. Metric name: Lube use when scuttling KRI: Red status = >1 instance of no lube. Rationale: Vag is drier than the Sahara due to Jake’s limp patter. Edited June 23, 2025 by Nucasol Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 5 hours ago, LFEE said: Doesn’t need cut down. Theirs not fat on the bone. Worth listening to the full 80mins. I'm not listening to Jake Humphries, like. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
tgarve Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 18 minutes ago, Sima said: He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker. He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background. There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year. Bloke is a fucking weirdo. "I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last" Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time. I think some of that is him playing into the rhetoric though i I think he is a bit self aware Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tiresias Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 8 hours ago, Tiresias said: I appreciated Humphreys sometimes he did that, but also there was a time on bt sport champions league coverage where he got confused about (AC) Milan and Inter and I was wondering how you do that on that stage...also I can't stand the concept of the high performance podcast....I get it, sometimes, but some of us don't want to wake up at 5am, some of us are quite content with mediocre peformance to be honest Genuinely i have joked about doing that podcast. I recommend Screen Rot podcast on the High Performance Pod for ripping into it. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghandis Flip-Flop Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 6 hours ago, Pilko said: I'd love to see that, the 'Mediocre Performance Podcast' "Yeah I get up at 8.10am, got to get to work for 9.00am, I usually just about make it on time if the red lights on the main road are in my favour. I make sure I get the triple chicken sandwich in my meal deal because it's better value for money that way" You been listening in to me in the office? Although the cheese triple is a banger too 🤣 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Speaking of LinkedIn... Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Wasn't he liked on here initially, like Ando and that pizzaface bloke ? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 I don't mind him like. He is very LinkedIn like, that's a good way of putting it, but it's all definitely in the harmless category for me. Always stuck up for us, even when it probably annoyed the people he was sat across from, which is a lot more than most ever did. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JT24 Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Love to see it Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
nemtizz Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Rightly so. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 The correct decision Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Tonali and Isak can consider themselves unlucky, but Burn absolutely deserves it. Easily the most consistent with a few worldies thrown in. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BennyBlanco Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Had the season of his life. Firmly etched into club folklore and a stand up human being to boot. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Prontonise Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Super Duper Branko Strupar Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 21 minutes ago, Holloway said: Wasn't he liked on here initially, like Ando and that pizzaface bloke ? As a broadcaster and general sports guy, he was good. Nothing against him there. This motivational self help Thatcherite just get up and go cunt though can get to fuck. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
54 Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 More than deserved, and the right call. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
JLC Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 14 minutes ago, JT24 said: Love to see it Fucking get in. BDB , what a bloke. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaztoon Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Player of the past 70 years because of that goal. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 (edited) This one’s for all the toxic cunts I sat next to in various seats 2 seasons ago who spent entire games slagging Dan Burn off like he was worse than the shite on their shoe, they can get to fuck the absolute helmets Fucking gerrrin Dan lad, some boy Edited June 23, 2025 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris_R Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said: All them cunts I sat next to in various seats 2 seasons ago who spent entire games slagging Dan Burn off like he was worse than the shite on their shoe can get to fuck the absolute helmets Everyone's problem last season was that he was playing at left back, where he clearly wasn't that great. I was infuriated seeing him play there week after week, but that was nothing against him as a person or indeed as a centre back where he's always looked great. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
PauloGeordio Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Well done Big Dan. Deserved. What an example of how things can turn out. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Holloway Posted June 23, 2025 Share Posted June 23, 2025 Will never forget that header, fucking planted. He improved in the air last season,like Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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