Dan Burn

[andycap]

He'll get wheeled out on casters next match like. 😂 

[Dyeyzzon]

2 hours ago, madras said:

His call. Its hard to diagnose a rib fracture without an Xray. It took me 15mins to realise I wasn't just winded when I done mine.

Fair enough 

[AyeDubbleYoo]

I tried to continue playing rugby with a broken arm. Not a good idea but not clear until you try to use it. 

[James]

You would have to assume Lascelles is injured if he isn’t getting on the bench

[AyeDubbleYoo]

A back 3 with Alex Murphy at LCB doesn’t seem the worst shout. Maybe play the forwards more like a front 2 with Woltemade behind and get more attacking from the wing backs. 
 

I’ll stop posting for today. 

[Guillaume]

Fractured rib...

 

Can't see him back in the next 6 weeks personally.

[madras]

1 hour ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

A back 3 with Alex Murphy at LCB doesn’t seem the worst shout. Maybe play the forwards more like a front 2 with Woltemade behind and get more attacking from the wing backs. 
 

I’ll stop posting for today. 

Forwards ? Are you starting Neave ?

[Dr Venkman]

19 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

 

I've always been an obnoxious twat. 

[The Butcher]

Fucking medical staff. Useless again.

[Dr Venkman]

21 hours ago, Optimistic Nut said:

I don't get how it's not a red. He's not got control of himself else he'd not have smashed into his chest, he got nowhere near the ball. Of course he has every right to try and challenge for the ball but once you slide in like that and get nowhere it, it should be a sending off imo. 

 

Agree that it's a calculated foul, he's never getting anywhere near the ball and he knows exactly what he's doing. Burn slides first and is defenceless once he's committed. It's a foul. Whether it's yellow/red I don't know, but it's 100% a foul.

[Pilko]

I'm sure we'll get news soon that it'll be 4-6 weeks and then won't see him again til April.

[nufc123]

Damaged his lung? Will be out for some time then.

[Dr Venkman]

21 hours ago, Jack14Bojangles said:

Any normal striker sprints towards the ball and then jumps over the sliding defender if he's too late.

 

[Miggys First Goal]

Punctured lung along with the broken rib according to Hope. 
 

Cunts were going to let him play on. Any blind cunt could see he couldn’t breathe when he was stood on the touchline. 

[The Butcher]

Punctured lung. Six weeks out. Sack the medics.

[JT24]

Paul Catterson needs to be sacked. Not the first time, won’t be the last. 

[PauloGeordio]

Swift recovery BDB.

[madras]

Knees first challenge. Never put out a foot out to attempt to reach the ball. Not a red though. What did the ref see to make him think it was a yellow only ?

[madras]

12 minutes ago, The Butcher said:

Punctured lung. Six weeks out. Sack the medics.

Again, it took an x-ray to detect my old man's punctured lung. Your main thing here is to go by the players opinion.

[SteV]

Made it back from a broken back in 5 weeks. This should be a piece of piss.

[Shays Given Tim Flowers]

I broke a rib in the first 5 minutes of an 11’s game and played the full 90. After the game and for weeks I was in bits, during the game didn’t really bother me and i wouldnt have thought I’d done anything. 
 

Gave him some time to see how he was then took

him off when it was clear it wasn’t going to be possible to play on. Hardly Botman’s knee.

 

 

Edited December 15, 2025 by Shays Given Tim Flowers

[sempuki]

Brave bastard would have carried on if he could. We'll miss him when he's out.

[Tsunami]

Looked dangerous and out of control to me. He was never getting the ball and didn’t need to slide in; he chose to do so.
 

That Reinaldo (sic), Brobby and Ballard all give out in snidey challenges yet hoy themselves to ground at the slightest contact. Miley got a naughty one on his ankle and also got charged elbow first in the back.

 

We didn’t lose because of this but it’s a large part of how they play. I was going mental at some of this yesterday; they’ve clearly been told to do this.

 

 

Edited December 15, 2025 by Tsunami

[duo]

1 hour ago, Pilko said:

I'm sure we'll get news soon that it'll be 4-6 weeks and then won't see him again til April.

Hope it doesn't dent his England chances   knew it was bad as he looked devastated when he was down

 

 

Edited December 15, 2025 by duo

[CPL]

Disgusting challenge. He knew exactly what he was doing.