England’s Dan Burn named Player of the Season 24/25

[El Prontonise]

You have to listen to Jake Humphreys, that's the issue.

[Lush Vlad]

1 hour ago, Smal said:

 

 

He really is Mr LinkedIn.  He seems like a nice enough fella in lots of ways.  But his schtick is unbearable. 

[Sima]

8 hours ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Why?

 

He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker.

 

He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background.

 

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  Bloke is a fucking weirdo.

"I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last"

Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time.

 

 

Edited 5 hours ago by Sima

[Nucasol]

8 minutes ago, Sima said:

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  

Dear fucking god. 
 

Metric name: Lube use when scuttling 

KRI: Red status = >1 instance of no lube.
Rationale: Vag is drier than the Sahara due to Jake’s limp patter. 

 

 

Edited 5 hours ago by Nucasol

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

5 hours ago, LFEE said:

 

Doesn’t need cut down. Theirs not fat on the bone. Worth listening to the full 80mins.

I'm not listening to Jake Humphries, like. 

[tgarve]

18 minutes ago, Sima said:

 

He's the worst-kind of toxic LinkedIn wanker.

 

He got caught out the other week writing a thank you note from a passenger on a train where the paper used looked exactly the same as the paper in his notepad in the background.

 

There was also another post a few months ago where he spoke about how he went out with his missus and brainstormed their relationship setting KPIs for the next year.  Bloke is a fucking weirdo.

"I'm up at 5am and I'm ready to seize every day like it's your last"

Fuck off mate, if I'm off graft sometimes I just want to spend my day in my duds watching the League Cup final for the 10th time.

 

 

 

I think some of that is him playing into the rhetoric though

 

i I think he is a bit self aware 

[Tiresias]

8 hours ago, Tiresias said:

 

I appreciated Humphreys sometimes he did that, but also there was a time on bt sport champions league coverage where he got confused about (AC) Milan and Inter and I was wondering how you do that on that stage...also I can't stand the concept of the high performance podcast....I get it, sometimes, but some of us don't want to wake up at 5am, some of us are quite content with mediocre peformance to be honest

 

Genuinely i have joked about doing that podcast. I recommend Screen Rot podcast on the High Performance Pod for ripping into it. 

[Ghandis Flip-Flop]

6 hours ago, Pilko said:

 

I'd love to see that, the 'Mediocre Performance Podcast'

 

"Yeah I get up at 8.10am, got to get to work for 9.00am, I usually just about make it on time if the red lights on the main road are in my favour. I make sure I get the triple chicken sandwich in my meal deal because it's better value for money that way"

You been listening in to me in the office? Although the cheese triple is a banger too 🤣

[Kid Icarus]

Speaking of LinkedIn...

 

 

 

[Holloway]

Wasn't he liked on here initially, like Ando and that pizzaface bloke ?

[Kid Icarus]

I don't mind him like. He is very LinkedIn like, that's a good way of putting it, but it's all definitely in the harmless category for me.

 

Always stuck up for us, even when it probably annoyed the people he was sat across from, which is a lot more than most ever did.

[JT24]

Love to see it

[nemtizz]

Rightly so.

[Holloway]

The correct decision 

[Kid Icarus]

Tonali and Isak can consider themselves unlucky, but Burn absolutely deserves it. Easily the most consistent with a few worldies thrown in.

[BennyBlanco]

Had the season of his life. Firmly etched into club folklore and a stand up human being to boot. 

[El Prontonise]

[Super Duper Branko Strupar]

21 minutes ago, Holloway said:

Wasn't he liked on here initially, like Ando and that pizzaface bloke ?

 

As a broadcaster and general sports guy, he was good. Nothing against him there. This motivational self help Thatcherite just get up and go cunt though can get to fuck.

[54]

More than deserved, and the right call. 

[JLC]

14 minutes ago, JT24 said:

Love to see it

Fucking get in. BDB , what a bloke. 

[Gaztoon]

Player of the past 70 years because of that goal.

[bobbydazzla]

This one’s for all the toxic cunts I sat next to in various seats 2 seasons ago who spent entire games slagging Dan Burn off like he was worse than the shite on their shoe, they can get to fuck the absolute helmets 

 

Fucking gerrrin Dan lad, some boy 

 

 

Edited 4 hours ago by bobbydazzla

[Chris_R]

2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

All them cunts I sat next to in various seats 2 seasons ago who spent entire games slagging Dan Burn off like he was worse than the shite on their shoe can get to fuck the absolute helmets 

 

Everyone's problem last season was that he was playing at left back, where he clearly wasn't that great. I was infuriated seeing him play there week after week, but that was nothing against him as a person or indeed as a centre back where he's always looked great.

[PauloGeordio]

Well done Big Dan. Deserved. What an example of how things can turn out.  

[Holloway]

Will never forget that header, fucking planted.

He improved in the air last season,like