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Genuinely think he loves bashfully excusing away losses in post game pressers. Like he saw another manager do it once on the tele and decided being a cliche spewing fat mess of a great ape looked like a lot of fun. He's gotten pretty good at it by now.

 

 

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9 hours ago, Joelinton7 said:

Seen some Blackpool fans on Twitter saying that he’s shut us up now.

Hmmm. They do know that we're just one of his 56392953710406789301 clubs that he has managed and all of them say the same thing about him right?

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12 hours ago, thomas said:

Genuinely think he loves bashfully excusing away losses in post game pressers. Like he saw another manager do it once on the tele and decided being a cliche spewing fat mess of a great ape looked like a lot of fun. He's gotten pretty good at it by now.

 

 

 

He’s been cosplaying a football manager for years now.

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14 hours ago, Joelinton7 said:

Seen some Blackpool fans on Twitter saying that he’s shut us up now.


They sound like Crystal Palace fans back when Pardew won a few games for them.
 

Ian Wright also had a phase where he used to goad us on Twitter.  Until Shearer rocked up and put him straight.

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Yeah this is the usual process for these coaching carousel idiots. Rock up and give everyone a bollocking, get back to basics, earn your place you shits, etc. Players freak out and win a couple games with simple play and some renewed intensity.

 

Then it gets down to "okay boss how do we beat these" and you start hearing "ahh yeah, well, it's a game of football innit, just go for it lads" (like the fucking interview minigame on new star soccer) so the players look sideways at each other and think "why are we busting ass for this idiot?" At which point, the wheels come the fuck off the bus.

 

We'll be entering phase two shortly.

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