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Dwight Gayle did far, far more for us than this fat piece of shit could even dream of. One the main reasons we bounced back first time under Benitez after going down. For him to talk about him like that shows the level of the bloke.

 

By far and away my most despised person ever to be unfortunately associated with this club. (manager or player wise)

 

 

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Just now, HaydnNUFC said:

Dwight Gayle did far, far more for us than this fat piece of shit could even dream of. One the main reasons we bounced back first time under Benitez after going down. For him to talk about him like that shows the level of the bloke.

 

By far and away my most despised person ever to be unfortunately associated with this club.

 

Many say Pardew was worse, not to me, it's not even close. This cunt is the absolute worst ever.

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Just now, LionOfGosforth said:

 

Many say Pardew was worse, not to me, it's not even close. This cunt is the absolute worst ever.

Totally agree with you.

 

The thing that makes this cunt worse is that he is so full of himself. A supposed Geordie, with 1000 shit games under his fat belly. Always plays the victim card, drags his whole family into it when.he is supposedly abused, in an empty stadium I might add, has constants digs at his players and others and it is never his fault when something goes wrong.That makes him such a vile human being, let alone a worse manager than Pardew.

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2 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

 

Many say Pardew was worse, not to me, it's not even close. This cunt is the absolute worst ever.

Bruce by a landslide. For all Pardew’s faults, the Hatem-Demba-Papiss triumvirate at least gave us some really great memories and a Top 5 finish. Bruceball was season after season of circling just above the u-bend.

 

The state of the “poor-me” porcine pet lamb.

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On 21/03/2025 at 09:34, Donut said:

Bruce is the ex-manager I despise the most. By several lengths. Gonna send this one to all my Manchester United supporting friends who, because he scored some penalties for them in the 90s, always go:

"Good lad Bruce"... "Treated unfairly by delusional Newcastle fans"... "What did they expect?"... "He´s a great man!"...

 

Fuck off! [emoji38]

 

Aye Bruce almost broke me like.

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Showing off about the amount of games he's managed is about as damning with faint praise as you can get as well. :lol: It's like when older people think they know more solely because they've been around longer.

 

Well done, you managed over 1,000 games, won nothing and nigh on all of the fans, plenty of the players, and even a journalist around the clubs you managed can't stand the sight of you. What a legacy.

 

 

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2 minutes ago, nufcjb said:

Totally agree with you.

 

The thing that makes this cunt worse is that he is so full of himself. A supposed Geordie, with 1000 shit games under his fat belly. Always plays the victim card, drags his whole family into it when.he is supposedly abused, in an empty stadium I might add, has constants digs at his players and others and it is never his fault when something goes wrong.That makes him such a vile human being, let alone a worse manager than Pardew.

 

Million percent. This bastard is shameless, managing both Sheffield clubs, Villa and Birmingham, us and them down the road without any thought about it, the rivalries, nothing. Just taking the money and doing fuck all and waiting for his payoffs. He also left a club after only being in charge a couple of months, might have been Wigan? Then pissed off to Birmingham. Utter cunt with no redeeming qualities whatsoever.

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2 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

Bruce by a landslide. For all Pardew’s faults, the Hatem-Demba-Papiss triumvirate at least gave us some really great memories and a Top 5 finish. Bruceball was season after season of circling just above the u-bend.

 

The state of the “poor-me” porcine pet lamb.

Pardew was just as arrogant but I would never suggest he was lazy or couldn't be arsed. He just wasn't particularly good, relatively speaking. He also did occasionally get the team playing some nice stuff as you say. Bruce was arrogant and lazy, when managing his "boyhood club".

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58 minutes ago, SiLvOR said:

Yeah, Steve. Everyone else is wrong. Cunt.


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“Am I in fact a useless, lazy, cabbage heed twat?!”


“No. It’s everyone else who is wrong.”

 

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1 minute ago, RUHRLYASLEEVESUP said:


From having to work with a mug to lifting a cup

Lovely

 

Aye, delighted for him and his journey here.

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31 minutes ago, midds said:

Immediate, weapons-grade chomp from the fat pig. The fact he's rattled enough to feel the need to have a direct pop back at him tells everyone that it's hit a nerve because every single word Gayle said is true. He's fucking clueless, he's fucking lazy and he's fucking incompetent. His name and reputation as a player is the only reason he's lingered around milking each job for as long as he can. He's an utter piece of stinking, mouldy shit

I bet the Blackpool players are all looking at eachother and thinking that's what he does here aswell 😂 

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I can't stand the fat lazy bastard!

 

Delighted Dwight Gayle has pissed him off. Hope the fat cabbage headed twat chokes on his kebab tonight.

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I remember watching a few episodes of Big Brother when Ron Atkinson went in. He wasn’t there for long but he hated it and wanted to leave but knew if he voluntarily left he’d not get his fee. This is what he said to Les Battersby about it

 

“I’d be very happy to pack my bags and go. I know this ain’t my scene. I'm having to keep a lid on a lot of things. In the immortal words of Steve Bruce, you've just got to grin and bank it.”

 

We obviously already knew his eventual payoff is more important than things like pride or self respect but it’s nice to know he’s very open about it away from the cameras.

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36 minutes ago, LionOfGosforth said:

 

Many say Pardew was worse, not to me, it's not even close. This cunt is the absolute worst ever.

 

It's like picking your favourite shade of shite. Bruce is more unlikeable as a bloke, but Pardew did far more damage to the club.

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2 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

 

It's like picking your favourite shade of shite. Bruce is more unlikeable as a bloke, but Pardew did far more damage to the club.


Aye, curry shits vs kebab shits.

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There’s a moment that pops up in the final win coverage a fair bit and it’s Fab on his own taking it all in and looking a bit overwhelmed by it all. My money says during some of that he’s casting his mind back to what he went through under this disgusting bag of spanners and can’t believe just how different things were and what they became. 

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In the Reddit thread about the Gayle interview there was a Hull fan saying he was arguably their best ever manager. Felt sorry for them. If you look at his record there, he got them promoted, survived one PL season, lost the FA cup final and then lost in the playoffs of their first European campaign. Then got them relegated the next season. 

 

He's fucking dogshit as a manager and a nasty cunt to boot. Gayle was as nice as could be in that interview, hardly gave him a shoeing.

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