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2 minutes ago, toon25 said:

This quote was from ages ago wasn't it? He was spouting this shite with Colin Wanker on his podcast

Well, if you really want to be put off your supper....the latest quotes were from four days ago...

 

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Oh what an honourable man you are Mr. Bruce, begging to be sacked for the good of your boyhood club? Couldn’t have just walked though, saving the club 8 million, no? Didn’t think so. Charlatan.

 

 

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“I said, ‘look, I’m the only negative left’. The euphoria of Newcastle, the support, the crowd, everything about it, it was as if the doom and gloom had shifted and it was euphoric. And they’ve had an unbelievable rise in 18 months to two years.

“But I had to say to them ‘you might have to take me out of the equation’. It’s the hardest thing I’ve ever had to say, but I realised it was what was best for the club because everything was euphoric around it. The only negative was me.”

 

"Then they asked if I would be prepared to resign and leave with some dignity but without a payoff, obviously I told them there was no chance that was going to happen and immediately booked a jolly up in Dubai for me, the Steve's and my idiot son. Absolute jackpot"

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"Look" the only reason he recommended Howe and Gerrard "young, take it on" was because he thought they were to young and wouldn't be able to handle the pressure of us so he wanted it to end with people saying "should have stuck with Bruce" 

 

Fucking snake. 

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Ashley selling removed his safety net and he knew immediately that he was utterly fucked. New owners would have expectations of competence and ability and he knew he was failing miserably and would be found out immediately in the most embarrassing way possible. So he holds his hands up and 'offers' himself up before he's found out and binned like birdshit from a windscreen. Begging to be sacked whilst pocketing £8m in the process, all under the guise of wanting what's best for the club. I buy all of that actually, it's him down to a tee - fucking pathetic, useless, disingenuous, lying manipulative and gormless piece of fucking shit. 

 

He's been absolutely shown up by Howe since he took over Bruce's shambles. And he's still trying to spin it so he's the good guy. Except no cunt has fallen for it, every cunt has seen him for exactly what he is. He just needs to disappear so the fans can forget he ever existed, he doesn't even deserve to be remembered ffs

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My abiding memory of Steve Bruce didn’t come from his time managing us.  It came from watching the VHS back the day after we beat Man Utd 5-0 (I used to tape the games back then, and watch them hungover the next morning.  When it was still a bit exciting to be able to go to the match and watch it all over again on telly the day after).

 

Bruce had left Man Utd earlier that year - but you wouldn’t think that the ‘lifelong Newcastle fan’ had left.  The cunt was whining on about the score line, and how Man Utd should have had a pelanty, and how that would have changed the game entirely.  My dad still worked with Bruce’s dad at Parsons, and I understand Bruce snr was given a ribbing at work for it that week (Bruce snr really was a massive NUFC supporter).

 

The whole ‘I’m a Geordie and it’s my club’ patter?  Sorry Steve - no sale. 

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19 hours ago, midds said:

Ashley selling removed his safety net and he knew immediately that he was utterly fucked. New owners would have expectations of competence and ability and he knew he was failing miserably and would be found out immediately in the most embarrassing way possible. So he holds his hands up and 'offers' himself up before he's found out and binned like birdshit from a windscreen. Begging to be sacked whilst pocketing £8m in the process, all under the guise of wanting what's best for the club. I buy all of that actually, it's him down to a tee - fucking pathetic, useless, disingenuous, lying manipulative and gormless piece of fucking shit. 

 

He's been absolutely shown up by Howe since he took over Bruce's shambles. And he's still trying to spin it so he's the good guy. Except no cunt has fallen for it, every cunt has seen him for exactly what he is. He just needs to disappear so the fans can forget he ever existed, he doesn't even deserve to be remembered ffs

 

I'm avoiding threads about this cunt nowadays, mainly because I can't stand his snivelling patter, but that hits the nail on the head.

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21 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

My abiding memory of Steve Bruce didn’t come from his time managing us.  It came from watching the VHS back the day after we beat Man Utd 5-0 (I used to tape the games back then, and watch them hungover the next morning.  When it was still a bit exciting to be able to go to the match and watch it all over again on telly the day after).

 

Bruce had left Man Utd earlier that year - but you wouldn’t think that the ‘lifelong Newcastle fan’ had left.  The cunt was whining on about the score line, and how Man Utd should have had a pelanty, and how that would have changed the game entirely.  My dad still worked with Bruce’s dad at Parsons, and I understand Bruce snr was given a ribbing at work for it that week (Bruce snr really was a massive NUFC supporter).

 

The whole ‘I’m a Geordie and it’s my club’ patter?  Sorry Steve - no sale. 

My stepdad worked with his brother.

Apparently his brother was by far the better player but Steve’s career not only ended any chances of succeeding, but all interest in football.

He went from going to every single match, to not even being able to tell you who Newcastle play at the weekend.

Everything he did was overshadowed by Steve. In one interview Steve seemingly mocks binmen, his brother is actually a bin man for North Tyneside.

 

When he got sacked by Sunderland Steve came round gloating that he got a £6m payout, he ended up buying his brother a brand new Audi.

 

 

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3 hours ago, Stifler said:

My stepdad worked with his brother.

Apparently his brother was by far the better player but Steve’s career not only ended any chances of succeeding, but all interest in football.

He went from going to every single match, to not even being able to tell you who Newcastle play at the weekend.

Everything he did was overshadowed by Steve. In one interview Steve seemingly mocks binmen, his brother is actually a bin man for North Tyneside.

 

When he got sacked by Sunderland Steve came round gloating that he got a £6m payout, he ended up buying his brother a bran new Audi.

He’s a completely unlikeable human being.  Says everything you ever need to know about PFMs that they think he’s a saint. 

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23 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

My abiding memory of Steve Bruce didn’t come from his time managing us.  It came from watching the VHS back the day after we beat Man Utd 5-0 (I used to tape the games back then, and watch them hungover the next morning.  When it was still a bit exciting to be able to go to the match and watch it all over again on telly the day after).

 

Bruce had left Man Utd earlier that year - but you wouldn’t think that the ‘lifelong Newcastle fan’ had left.  The cunt was whining on about the score line, and how Man Utd should have had a pelanty, and how that would have changed the game entirely.  My dad still worked with Bruce’s dad at Parsons, and I understand Bruce snr was given a ribbing at work for it that week (Bruce snr really was a massive NUFC supporter).

 

The whole ‘I’m a Geordie and it’s my club’ patter?  Sorry Steve - no sale. 

Don't suppose you've still got that BB?

Or anybody?

Recently discovered my tape of it to have been thrown out. Can replace the match but not the full-show and remember the atmosphere in the box being awkward he sulked that much. not helped by Dalglish being Dalglish.

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55 minutes ago, brummie said:

My main thought watching that Bruce video was “who the fuck says ‘The Spurs’?”

It depends if they're marching in. 

 

@Stifler Can you explain why Steve's career ended any chance of his brother being a pro?

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52 minutes ago, Viana said:

It depends if they're marching in. 

 

@Stifler Can you explain why Steve's career ended any chance of his brother being a pro?

 

Was it because Steve then stole all his brother's food as he figured he deserved it more?

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