RobsonsWonderland Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Well y'na.... He is the new Joe Kinnier Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 He needs a wolf fleece. That would just top the whole thing off. Plus he’s a cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Disco Posted September 3 Share Posted September 3 Lovely levels of derision in here, good job all. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GideonShandy Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 2 hours ago, Pilko said: Bruce will have to wait until 14 September to take charge of his new side for the first time, when they face Exeter at home. So he was announced straight after their EFL cup match tonight. What's the betting he was there in the chairman's suite - wine, three courses, padded seat to watch the game. Doubtless he'll do a little puff piece interview or two tomorrow and then fuck off to Portugal for a week. Agnew and the rest of the Steve brains trust will run training and then he'll waddle back in the day before the Exeter game (probably after getting back to the UK in time for the England T20 games against Australia) to pick the team and slap the lads on the back to get them all fired up. 1-2 defeat where the team look unfit, disorganised and lacking any shape or ideas which he can blame on the long gap between fixtures making them rusty. And any one of us can quote at least a dozen of the well-worn phrases he will roll out at the post-match interviews. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 6 hours ago, Miggys First Goal said: Which club owner in their right mind are looking at Steve Bruce in 2024 as a viable managerial candidate? Bloke must blind them with science in interviews. 'Bring back Owen Oyston' Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deuce Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 7 hours ago, HaydnNUFC said: Us to beat Wimbledon in the League Cup, Blackpool to beat Sheff Wed in the same competition, us to draw Blackpool at SJP the following round please. @God You know we’d lose to him, right? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
ianovthetoon Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 1 hour ago, Deuce said: You know we’d lose to him, right? we’d just have to dust wa’sels doon and roll wa sleeves up Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 I saw my mate post the photo in our group chat and genuinely thought it was a photoshop. Those poor Blackpool fans have enough to endure living there. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
relámpago blanco Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 1 minute ago, RodneyCisse said: I saw my mate post the photo in our group chat and genuinely thought it was a photoshop. Those poor Blackpool fans have enough to endure living there. Blackpool is class you can get a burger for a quid. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lush Vlad Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 “How’s the stick of rock did ya say?” Read that this morning and it made me chuckle Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
bobbydazzla Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 (edited) From the Blackpool Gazette Lancashire Constabulary have warned communities in Blackpool to be on their guard as there is a serial fraudster who has started operating in the area. The notorious scam artist deliberately lies or misrepresents the truth when offering his services, in order to make a financial gain for himself and cause significant loss to another party. Once employed by the victim, the fraudster produces substandard work and has a litany of excuses for why he is unable to carry out his services effectively. He is described as obese, with a deformed nose and a powderpuff Tyneside accent. Previous victims refer to him as a narcissistic workshy fantasist with a victim complex who lies habitually. Once he has secured his illegally acquired funds he flees to the Algarve before planning his next scam. The repeat offender specifically targets football clubs. Edited September 4 by bobbydazzla Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RodneyCisse Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 44 minutes ago, relámpago blanco said: Blackpool is class you can get a burger for a quid. Can’t beat a night away and some cheap bait but living there, Howay. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 (edited) 10 hours ago, midds said: This means there is a chance I might have to listen to a few seconds of him speaking to sky (until I reach the mute button). This is a new fear unlocked again, it has been delightful not having to worry about this rancid piece of fucking shit uttering another word as he'd all but disappeared off the face of the earth. Need to keep that remote closer. It'll be even worse if Klopp gets another PL job Hes nailed on to come to us now isn't he, thanks Midds, thanks a Fkin lot Edited September 4 by RUHRLYASLEEVESUP Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bizza Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 How the fuck does he keep getting jobs in football? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shearergol Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 1 hour ago, RodneyCisse said: Can’t beat a night away and some cheap bait but living there, Howay. You can. You can beat a night away in Blackpool. Honestly, in most places in the UK tbh. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 2 hours ago, RodneyCisse said: I saw my mate post the photo in our group chat and genuinely thought it was a photoshop. Those poor Blackpool fans have enough to endure living there. Yeah, I thought it was a spoof. Poor fuckers. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
toon25 Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
AyeDubbleYoo Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 1 hour ago, Bizza said: How the fuck does he keep getting jobs in football? Guess a few clueless owners still think someone with experience is better than someone they need to take a 'risk' on. Odd. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
GeordieToon Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 RIP Blackpool. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Majestic tweet! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Players will be happy anyway. He’ll only have them in training for 2.5 days a week. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cf Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 The wife is from Blackpool. She's not happy Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
HaydnNUFC Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 6 hours ago, Deuce said: You know we’d lose to him, right? No. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 Donkeys, 32.7 % obesity, dodgy looking wax work figures - he'll fit right in Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Crooks Posted September 4 Share Posted September 4 (edited) Edited September 4 by Darth Crooks Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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