KennyUtd Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Actually takes longer and more effort to piss standing up then wipe the drips, spray the floor, and wipe that It does but we have to do that and women give birth. Seems fair. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Just now, KennyUtd said: It does but we have to do that and women give birth. Seems fair. Aye, fair trade. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teslact Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paully Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Bring him home in a swap deal with Gordon! Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coffee_Johnny Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 5 hours ago, Kid Icarus said: Actually takes longer and more effort to piss standing up then wipe the drips, spray the floor, and wipe that Aye, but I often end up spending threpence, when I could have got away with a penny. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
BonesJones Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 6 hours ago, Kid Icarus said: FWIW I make up for it in public by standing at the urinal with my trousers and my boxers all the way down to my ankles And do you pretend the underside of the lid is a dart board? Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallumG6 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 Those anti-sit down pissers, please tell me you sit down in the middle of the night for one. Defies logic standing up half asleep, pissing all over the gaff. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
FLUMPO235 Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 7 hours ago, Kid Icarus said: Actually takes longer and more effort to piss standing up then wipe the drips, spray the floor, and wipe that I just piss in the sink. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 16 Share Posted April 16 1 minute ago, FLUMPO235 said: I just piss in the sink. It's better for the environment as it reduces water use. There are 2 types of men in this world, sink pissers and liars. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 Malcolm Gladwell did a good podcast once on penalty shots in basketball, and how NBA players should throw underarm but they don’t because they see it as unmasculine, despite the advantages of additional accuracy when throwing underarm. Maybe he should’ve done the same one on late night pissing. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Icarus Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 (edited) 4 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said: Malcolm Gladwell did a good podcast once on penalty shots in basketball, and how NBA players should throw underarm but they don’t because they see it as unmasculine, despite the advantages of additional accuracy when throwing underarm. Maybe he should’ve done the same one on late night pissing. Revisionist History That was a good episode, about Wilt Chamberlain IIRC. Shame he's an absolute bullshitter like Have you listened to the Toyota Recall one? Dunno how he put that one out with a straight face. Edited April 17 by Kid Icarus Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheBrownBottle Posted April 17 Share Posted April 17 23 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said: Revisionist History That was a good episode, about Wilt Chamberlain IIRC. Shame he's an absolute bullshitter like Have you listened to the Toyota Recall one? Dunno how he put that one out with a straight face. I have - it’s an absolute classic Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fenham Mag Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 You can tell how arrogant he is Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
La Parka Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 (edited) Fuck me 😂 get in the sea. Edited May 2 by La Parka Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steve Charlton Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 (edited) Was hoping for a san quentin prison inspired vicious type gbh assault with a weight or iron bar smash over the head then Edited May 2 by Steve Charlton Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Menace Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 There's absolutely nothing in that ffs Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 1 minute ago, Menace said: There's absolutely nothing in that ffs Just looked like banter tbf Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
CallumG6 Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Surprised the soft cunt is able to shift a weight. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nucasol Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 25 minutes ago, Steve Charlton said: Was hoping for a san quentin prison inspired vicious type gbh assault with a weight or iron bar smash over the head then Steve Wraith getting smashed in the old boat race by Pat Tait in Rise of the Footsoldier 3. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SiLvOR Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Bloke is such a complete cunt Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
SUPERTOON Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 Injured and out of the game tomorrow apparently. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miggys First Goal Posted May 2 Share Posted May 2 4 minutes ago, SUPERTOON said: Injured and out of the game tomorrow apparently. Wants to start his holiday early before the WC. Link to post Share on other sites More sharing options...
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