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Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)


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2 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Actually takes longer and more effort to piss standing up then wipe the drips, spray the floor, and wipe that ;) 

 

 

 

It does but we have to do that and women give birth. Seems fair.

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5 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

Actually takes longer and more effort to piss standing up then wipe the drips, spray the floor, and wipe that ;) 

 

 

 

Aye, but I often end up spending threpence, when I could have got away with a penny. 

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6 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

FWIW I make up for it in public by standing at the urinal with my trousers and my boxers all the way down to my ankles

 

And do you pretend the underside of the lid is a dart board? 

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Those anti-sit down pissers, please tell me you sit down in the middle of the night for one.

 

Defies logic standing up half asleep, pissing all over the gaff. :D 

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7 hours ago, Kid Icarus said:

Actually takes longer and more effort to piss standing up then wipe the drips, spray the floor, and wipe that ;) 

 

 

 

I just piss in the sink.

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1 minute ago, FLUMPO235 said:

I just piss in the sink.

 

It's better for the environment as it reduces water use.

 

There are 2 types of men in this world, sink pissers and liars.

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Malcolm Gladwell did a good podcast once on penalty shots in basketball, and how NBA players should throw underarm but they don’t because they see it as unmasculine, despite the advantages of additional accuracy when throwing underarm.

 

Maybe he should’ve done the same one on late night pissing. 

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4 hours ago, TheBrownBottle said:

Malcolm Gladwell did a good podcast once on penalty shots in basketball, and how NBA players should throw underarm but they don’t because they see it as unmasculine, despite the advantages of additional accuracy when throwing underarm.

 

Maybe he should’ve done the same one on late night pissing. 

Revisionist History :thup:

 

That was a good episode, about Wilt Chamberlain IIRC. Shame he's an absolute bullshitter like :lol: Have you listened to the Toyota Recall one? Dunno how he put that one out with a straight face.

 

 

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23 minutes ago, Kid Icarus said:

Revisionist History :thup:

 

That was a good episode, about Wilt Chamberlain IIRC. Shame he's an absolute bullshitter like :lol: Have you listened to the Toyota Recall one? Dunno how he put that one out with a straight face.

 

 

 

I have - it’s an absolute classic :) 

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25 minutes ago, Steve Charlton said:

Was hoping for a san quentin prison inspired vicious type gbh assault with a weight or iron bar smash over the head then

 

 

 

 

 

Steve Wraith getting smashed in the old boat race by Pat Tait in Rise of the Footsoldier 3.

 

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