Alexander Isak - C*nt (resting his glass bones so he can get properly injured at the world cup)

[SUPERTOON]

4 minutes ago, J7 said:

There’s another tweet on that same Anfield account where Isaks stance is to refuse to integrate himself again or sign a new deal, until it’s certain Liverpool won’t be coming back. Honestly if true, send the cunt away on loan to Turkey or something.

Aye, they have twisted what Jacobs said and still quoted him as the source.

[et tu brute]

4 minutes ago, Harry 209 said:

How can anyone other than Isak possibly know that? There's absolutely no way he would actually say that out loud to anyone.

Liverpool support bullshit. That account and the Anfield Agenda with constant agenda driven lies. The fat bald Irish cunt had a right meltdown yesterday 

[KingArthur]

7 minutes ago, Harry 209 said:

How can anyone other than Isak possibly know that? There's absolutely no way he would actually say that out loud to anyone.

There is so much bs in this whole thing, and we don't know half of it.

[Harry 209]

Just now, et tu brute said:

Liverpool support bullshit. That account and the Anfield Agenda with constant agenda driven lies. The fat bald Irish cunt had a right meltdown yesterday 

When people talk about the fat bald Irish chap who are they referring to?

[AmericanLooneyToon]

These "journalists" are all so pathetic. They all piggyback each other's stories but they will then add another detail to it to make it seem like they have the inside scoop. They know that Isak's camp aren't denying the reports so they can make up parts of a story with no fear of blowback. It's like a bunch of kids screaming for attention at the same time.

[GideonShandy]

51 minutes ago, The Prophet said:

The narrative is starting to alter. More talk of him staying again from Alex Crook and Ben "the toucher" Jacobs.

 

 

 

You're staying at our club

You're staying at our club

You thin Swedish bastard

You're staying at our club.

[JoeyBartoon]

Liverpool have really put themselves in a tricky spot here. They still need both a centre-back and a forward — and are they really prepared to splash close to £200m on those positions after what they’ve already spent? I’d be tempted to throw in a cheeky £50m bid for Guehi, just to throw a spanner in their plans.

[PauloGeordio]

3 minutes ago, Harry 209 said:

When people talk about the fat bald Irish chap who are they referring to?

Slot.

[FloydianMag]

4 minutes ago, et tu brute said:

Liverpool support bullshit. That account and the Anfield Agenda with constant agenda driven lies. The fat bald Irish cunt had a right meltdown yesterday 

Aye, the bald cunt was severely rattled.

[1881]

If there is any truth in the suggestion that the current situation is that Isak has been told he will have to stay unless Liverpool are willing to pay an amount that is acceptable to us then I would presume that there is a time limit on this to prevent a “too late” offer. The fact that Howe does not believe he can be re-integrated at the present time suggests that the situation is not fully resolved and supports this narrative.

[Abacus]

There really is nothing to negotiate about.

 

He stays as there is no serious offer and he has no more cards to play, so pull your finger out and play champions league football with us for a season instead.

 

Or, carry on sulking, lose your value and you end up at West Ham or wherever in what should be your prime years.

 

Want to explore your options? There they are.

[Chinese Fans]

[madras]

4 minutes ago, 1881 said:

If there is any truth in the suggestion that the current situation is that Isak has been told he will have to stay unless Liverpool are willing to pay an amount that is acceptable to us then I would presume that there is a time limit on this to prevent a “too late” offer. The fact that Howe does not believe he can be re-integrated at the present time suggests that the situation is not fully resolved and supports this narrative.

Also means hes still coming the cunt. So any  clause is any new contract should be higher. If hes refusing to play ball, fuck him, it cuts both ways.

 

 

Edited August 11, 2025 by madras

[PauloGeordio]

3 minutes ago, 1881 said:

If there is any truth in the suggestion that the current situation is that Isak has been told he will have to stay unless Liverpool are willing to pay an amount that is acceptable to us then I would presume that there is a time limit on this to prevent a “too late” offer. The fact that Howe does not believe he can be re-integrated at the present time suggests that the situation is not fully resolved and supports this narrative.

Howe is waiting for the resolve then will integrate (Isak stay on the naughty step, until you’ve changed your mind or September the 2nd) I don’t believe we’d risk not having 2 ready to go strikers and I don’t believe Liverpool will offer 150mill. As time goes on it ticks in our favour to keep him.

[madras]

I wonder if Tonali and Murphy have sent him back their wedding presents ?

[Nucasol]

13 minutes ago, Harry 209 said:

When people talk about the fat bald Irish chap who are they referring to?

[Ben]

5 minutes ago, madras said:

I wonder if Tonali and Murphy have sent him back their wedding presents ?

 

I bet he bought them something disposable 

[Robster]

5 minutes ago, Nucasol said:

 

The state of that, man

 

[The Fountain]

Liverpool have made Isak look like a right tit. Hopefully he remembers that next summer.

[PauloGeordio]

Just now, The Fountain said:

Liverpool have made Isak look like a right tit. Hopefully he remembers that next summer.

Haven’t exactly endeared themselves to him either.

[Nucasol]

2 minutes ago, Robster said:

 

The state of that, man

 

I’d wager he smells almost as bad as he looks.

[Turnbull2000]

Just now, The Fountain said:

Liverpool have made Isak look like a right tit. Hopefully he remembers that next summer.

 

Liverpool could be regularly talking to Isak for all we know, with a promise to come back in nearer end of window.

[Robster]

2 minutes ago, Turnbull2000 said:

 

Liverpool could be regularly talking to Isak for all we know, with a promise to come back in nearer end of window.

It's quite a gamble on their part though. If you are Isak, you are feeling quite twitchy about them playing such a game. 

[Kanj]

would be a pretty blatant case of tapping up if they were regularly talking to him

[ianbeany]

6 minutes ago, Robster said:

 

The state of that, man

 

 

Quite unsurprisingly, I think he lives with his mam.

 

On one of his videos someone hands him a coffee and he says "thank you mammy"