Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Weznufc]

1 minute ago, Stifler said:

If I somehow became Jeff Bezos rich, I’m 100% spending £10bn to buy them and run them down to non-league.

I’d do everything but officially shut the club down, I’m talking ground sharing with Tranmere, managers and coaches gone, all the best youth players sold, then the ones left are the ones who play. All their first team sold, skeleton coaching and academy crew, Steven Evans given a 15 year manager contract. Fully burn the fucking club and leave them no room to ever recover.

 

 

 

Like it 🤞🤞🤞

[M4]

I know it's a cliché, but it's a shame that the season never starts with teams mostly set anymore. Makes the start of the season feel flat. Obviously there's an added level of that for us this season.

 

Ironically Sky Sports had a segment vamping up opening day by showing past year new signings making their mark straight away, when they're big actors of this transfer frenzy lasting weeks into the season.

 

The game is full of propaganda about good old days, with so little done to preserve . It's wild really.

[huss9]

playing the isak song over the tannoy at anfield ffs.

[PauloGeordio]

4 minutes ago, huss9 said:

playing the isak song over the tannoy at anfield ffs.

What? 

[bobbydazzla]

12 minutes ago, Stifler said:

If I somehow became Jeff Bezos rich, I’m 100% spending £10bn to buy them and run them down to non-league.

I’d do everything but officially shut the club down, I’m talking ground sharing with Tranmere, managers and coaches gone, all the best youth players sold, then the ones left are the ones who play. All their first team sold, skeleton coaching and academy crew, Steven Evans given a 15 year manager contract. Fully burn the fucking club and leave them no room to ever recover.

 

 

 

I’d just buy a belta house somewhere that it’s warm and sunny all year round, get an absolutely waxxa sound system installed and do loads of good drugs  

 

 

Edited August 15, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[The Fountain]

2 hours ago, JonBez comesock said:

100% he would of been sold 

Why should we be the only club to accept low offer this summer?

[lovejoy]

7 minutes ago, huss9 said:

playing the isak song over the tannoy at anfield ffs.

No way 😂

[Weznufc]

3 minutes ago, PauloGeordio said:

What? 

How are they not embarrassed about the way the media has gone on. 

[Peppe]

Wtf is the Isak song? 

[gbandit]

Just now, Peppe said:

Wtf is the Isak song? 

Gimme gimme gimme a striker who’s not on strike 

[Nucasol]

Waiting til 8pm to switch over. Grim how much the media panders to these arseholes but little surprise when most of the key jobs are staffed by glory supporting 80s “first team I saw play on tv” wankers.

[Jonas]

10 minutes ago, huss9 said:

playing the isak song over the tannoy at anfield ffs.

Nah, that's surely the sort of thing every other club but Liverpool would stoop to according to Liverpool.

 

2 minutes ago, Peppe said:

Wtf is the Isak song? 

 

[bobbydazzla]

2 minutes ago, Peppe said:

Wtf is the Isak song? 

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

[Stifler]

7 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

I’d just buy a belta house somewhere that it’s warm and sunny all year round, get an absolutely waxxa sound system installed and do loads of good drugs.

I mean I have enough money to do both, though I’d stay clear of drugs, I said Bezos rich, not Musk rich.

[Peppe]

lol love the new iterations of the Isak song

[David Edgar]

2 minutes ago, Peppe said:

Wtf is the Isak song? 

 

You're so vain by Carly Simon

[cubaricho]

Isak all bricked up in his house right now after that. 

[bobbydazzla]

Just now, Stifler said:

I mean I have enough money to do both, though I’d stay clear of drugs, I said Bezos rich, not Musk rich.

Just to clarify, I mean the safe and good drugs, I’m not on about mainlining skag or tooting crack rocks 

[Scoot]

When people say the Isak song do you just mean the abba song??

[Nucasol]

Counting how many times they say the Snake’s name during the match. Anyone for an under-over?

[Myleftboot]

2 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

Class. I thought it was ‘his farts sucks cocks’

[bobbydazzla]

1 minute ago, Scoot said:

When people say the Isak song do you just mean the abba song??

Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Sweden, His first name's Judas, And his surname's Cunt...

[Guest]

7 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Sweden, His first name's Judas, And his surname's Cunt...

Gimme gimme gimme a striker from Sweden he was number 14 but his agents a twat. 
 

Gimmie gimmie gimmie a striker from Sweden he’s a greedy bastard and a bit of a prat.

 

Better than the original.

[GeordieDazzler]

18 minutes ago, Peppe said:

Wtf is the Isak song? 

 

 

[toontownman]

20 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

He's a cunt, he's a cunt, he's a C-U-N-T cunt,
With his broken teeth and his ugly face,
He's a little dick teaser that's out of place,
He'd sleep with your granny and bite her fanny,
And wears his trousers back to front
And he farts up cocks and he's riddled with pox,
Cos basically he's a cunt.

HA, that made me think of Cartman singing Kyle's mom's a bitch.