Alexander Isak - International C*nt

[Ben]

I think he needs a conversation with his agent, he's obviously to powerful and is having a negative impact on his career, there have been a few stories this summer of agents having to take a cut in their commission for deals to go through.

 

Hopefully Isak just fucks him off altogether 

[Displayname]

1 hour ago, Pandamninator said:

No chance.  The club have higher ambitions than 9th and a tight race for a Conference League spot.

Yeah thats what I think too.

[RUHRLYASLEEVESUP]

Even if they did meet our valuation (They wont) there's a minuscule chance Eddie agrees to it, we've next to no chance of getting the 2 strikers he wants in during the next 7 days

Odd things happen in life & in football but this one is a hard one to see happening, we just don't have the time to give Eddie what he wants & he's not tossing a season off to play Gordon through the middle (maybe 7-10 goals if he has a good season) & sit on hundreds of millions of dollar isn't what he's here for IMO

The daft tit will be back in a Newcastle shirt by middle next month

[BermyToon]

4 hours ago, loki679 said:

Barcelona next summer I reckon.

I think he needs to have a good season and a good world cup next summer for that to happen.

[andycap]

The new panini stickers are out I see. 😂 

[bobbydazzla]

Have the NUFC Makina Choristers remixed the lyrics to Bruno In The Middle yet. Or has it been dropped from their 160bpm songbook

 

If it’s been dropped then maybe Isak going on strike isn’t such a bad thing  

 

 

Edited August 24, 2025 by bobbydazzla

[Loki679]

23 minutes ago, bobbydazzla said:

Have the NUFC Makina Choristers remixed the lyrics to Bruno In The Middle yet. Or has it been dropped from their 160bpm songbook

 

If it’s been dropped then maybe Isak going on strike isn’t such a bad thing  

 

 

 

 

'Botman at the back'

'No-one in attack'

 

[lovejoy]

3 years ago today the news broke that we’d agreed a fee.

 

 

[huss9]

1 hour ago, loki679 said:

 

'Botman at the back'

'No-one in attack'

 

sing it loud tomorrow night

[madras]

1 hour ago, loki679 said:

 

'Botman at the back'

'No-one in attack'

 

'Botman at the back

A snake who should attack' ?

[gdm]

[Crimson Cardigan]

2 minutes ago, gdm said:

Shaka has some odd views on us at times, but he’s absolutely spot on here.

[Lush Vlad]

His accent there has blown my mind. I know he wasn’t up here long and it was hardly in his early years. But he was flicking between Caribbean, a bit posh and the odd word sounding Geordie  

[madras]

1 minute ago, Lush Vlad said:

His accent there has blown my mind. I know he wasn’t up here long and it was hardly in his early years. But he was flicking between Caribbean, a bit posh and the odd word sounding Geordie  

Its not that big a leap. Think how close 'irie' and "aalreet" are in sound, meaning and usage.

[Dr Venkman]

3 hours ago, andycap said:

The new panini stickers are out I see. 😂 

POV: yer Da’s just been introduced to CoPilot during mandatory CPD.

[Lush Vlad]

4 minutes ago, madras said:

Its not that big a leap. Think how close 'irie' and "aalreet" are in sound, meaning and usage.

Yeah. But I have heard plenty of Caribbean accents over the years and never really linked the two or heard it as much as this. His is obviously watered down and will have changed as he is so well travelled. &nbsp
 

I’m fascinated by accents, anyway. Always amazes me how 5-10 miles up the road people can sound so different. 

[madras]

2 minutes ago, Lush Vlad said:

Yeah. But I have heard plenty of Caribbean accents over the years and never really linked the two or heard it as much as this. His is obviously watered down and will have changed as he is so well travelled. &nbsp
 

I’m fascinated by accents, anyway. Always amazes me how 5-10 miles up the road people can sound so different. 

That's me !

[gdm]

Craig full of hope saying if Newcastle get a replacement a deal at £130m could be done 

[JT24]

2 minutes ago, gdm said:

Craig full of hope saying if Newcastle get a replacement a deal at £130m could be done 

£12m less than what they got for Coutinho.

 

Does not sit well with me.

[McCormick]

Ugh.

[Coffee_Johnny]

43 minutes ago, gdm said:

Go on, Shaka lad!! 

[Whitley mag]

Had the misfortune of coming across the The Anfield Wrap podcast talking about Isak. What an entitled, arrogant bunch of cunts these lot are.

 

Apparently we’ll always be a stepping stone club, Isak should take legal action, they still think he’ll sign and we should agree to 130 million because it’s meeting half way and the deal would have been done if we had a sensible DOF in place and it’s just the Saudi’s ego stopping it.

 

At this point I want us to string these cunts along until the deadline and then raise the price to 175 million. Make sure we’ve signed at least one striker and under no circumstances sell him to these lot. 

Hopefully their left short up front and crash horribly this season. If we end this window with Isak staying and one of Strand Larsen, or Wissa I’ll be fucking delighted.

[gdm]

3 minutes ago, JT24 said:

£12m less than what they got for Coutinho.

 

Does not sit well with me.

I’d be fuming if we got two average strikers in just to facilitate his move to Liverpool for less than our value 

[nufc123]

9 minutes ago, gdm said:

Craig full of hope saying if Newcastle get a replacement a deal at £130m could be done 

He also says very unlikely we get two strikers in. Doesnt add up with selling him?

[Geordie Magpie]

9 minutes ago, gdm said:

Craig full of hope saying if Newcastle get a replacement a deal at £130m could be done 

Be fuming if we sold him and only got one striker through the door... Has to stay unless we get two strikers in which won't happen, we are struggling to get one in ...