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Kimbo

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I think behind closed doors Howe has wanted him gone since he fucked off the pre-season tour, he’s been massively disrespected. I hope Liverpool don’t get him for less than 140m, that seems a reasonable limit for us to come down to.

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Moose

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Now it's clear that we'll be getting Woltemade (subject to a cartel hijack) and A.N Other (Surely Wissa?), I'm beginning to make my peace with selling this scummy cunt to the Dippers. I think we should all brace ourselves for the inevitable. 

 

I said that I would only accept us getting this wretched coward to fuck if it meant we come out of the window with a better striking department than we had coming in to it. 

 

Taking Osula aside, it's very debatable if JSL/Wissa/Jackson + a half arsed Isak who we all despise (teammates included) would be an improvement on last year's Isak (who was world class at times and a passenger at others) and Wilson (who was as good as an empty jersey).

 

However, Woltemade (who has all the traits to be a stud) and a PL proven player, likely Wissa, is a better outcome than finishing the window with Woltemade and Isak.

 

Think about how much heart and desire the lads played with on Monday, we'd never get an iota of that from this odious serpent this season. If he stayed, he'd barely make himself available, he's absolutely finished here.

 

The manager and players don't want to work with him, we all detest him and he should never be given the chance to besmirch our badge again.

 

What a shame it ended like this. What a shame.

 

 

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McEwan

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7 minutes ago, Interpolic said:

 

If we sign Wissa he's the Loic Remy replacement imo. 

 

Still need replacements for Chris Wood and Dwight Gayle also.

 

 

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TK-421

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2 minutes ago, Wandy said:

Not sure if this link has already been posted but he is deffo the Isak replacement according to this source.

 

'Direct Successor' *



* after we let Isak leave next summer.  [emoji38]

 

 

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McEwan

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2 minutes ago, Moose said:

Now it's clear that we'll be getting Woltemade (subject to a cartel hijack) and A.N Other (Surely Wissa?), I'm beginning to make my peace with selling this scummy cunt to the Dippers. I think we should all brace ourselves for the inevitable. 

 

I would only accept us getting this wretched coward to fuck if it meant we come out of the window with a better striking department than we had coming in to it. 

 

Taking Osula aside, it's very debatable if JSL/Wissa/Jackson + a half arsed Isak who we all despise (teammates included) would be an improvement on last year's Isak (who was world class at times and a passenger at others) and Wilson (who was as good as an empty jersey).

 

However, Woltemade (who has all the traits to be a stud) and a PL proven player, likely Wissa, is a better outcome than finishing the window with Woltemade and Isak.

 

Think about how much heart and desire the lads played with on Monday, we'd never get an iota of that from this odious serpent this season. If he stayed, he'd barely make himself available, he's absolutely finished here.

 

The manager and players don't want to work with him, we all detest him and he should never be given the chance to besmirch our badge again.

 

What a shame it ended like this. What a shame.

 

For me it will really depend on how Isak does there, if he disappoints under the expectations and the Liverpool fans turn on him it would make things a lot better.  If he becomes a total world-beater then it's still hard to swallow.

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GideonShandy

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"Nick Woltemade (born 14 February 2002) is a German professional footballer who plays as a forward for Bundesliga club VfB Stuttgart and the Germany national team.

He is about to sign for Newcastle allowing Alexander Isak to leave."

 

Wikipedia 2 minutes ago.

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Andy84

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The fee we should be asking needs to be absolutely astronomical. We’re in the driving seat for this, they want him and have a few days left £150 million absolute basic fee 

 

 

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TK-421

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As I said above, and still subject to an acceptable bid, we have to tell him that we'll only accept if he puts in a Transfer Request, and forfeits his 'loyalty'bonuses.

Do what Ashley did to Andy Carroll. 

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GideonShandy

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3 minutes ago, TK-421 said:

As I said above, and still subject to an acceptable bid, we have to tell him that we'll only accept if he puts in a Transfer Request, and forfeits his 'loyalty' bonuses.
 

"Loyalty bonus' my arse.  Should tell him we won't sell him unless he pays us a disloyalty penalty.

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MagPar

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3 minutes ago, GideonShandy said:

"Nick Woltemade (born 14 February 2002) is a German professional footballer who plays as a forward for Bundesliga club VfB Stuttgart and the Germany national team.

He is about to sign for Newcastle allowing Alexander Isak to leave."

 

Wikipedia 2 minutes ago.

How does it allow Isak to leave? We need 2 strikers. It can't be Wissa now as he's too costly. A second cheaper option to replace Wilson. Sorloth is quite cheap. Or maybe Eddie sees this as the time for Osula to shine, with an academy lad as number 3.

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Peppe

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1 hour ago, Paulie Walnuts said:

Fine him ever week he refuses to play and sell him next year overseas. Don’t want him to get his way. 

 

 

 

This. 

 

If we fine him two weeks wages for every game he misses, and have one game a week, does that mean he basically has to pay the club his weekly salary every week? 🤔 :lol:

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GideonShandy

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2 minutes ago, MagPar said:

How does it allow Isak to leave? We need 2 strikers. It can't be Wissa now as he's too costly. A second cheaper option to replace Wilson. Sorloth is quite cheap. Or maybe Eddie sees this as the time for Osula to shine, with an academy lad as number 3.

 I agree. Some smartarse edited it in as a wind-up.  It's gone now.

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Mike

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1 minute ago, AyeDubbleYoo said:

Just can't accept letting this wanker go to Liverpool like. Do not want this to happen under any circumstances. 

 

This. Rather be docked points.

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