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Alexander Isak - International C*nt


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2 hours ago, OpenC said:

Only when they lose, though.  Wasn't so much an issue when they were sitting with 15 points after five games 

 

mourn when they're losing

they only mourn when they're losing

 

 

 

 

Fucking hell. 15 in the first 5. 3 from the last 7. 

 

Inject it. 

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In the 12 league games Liverpool have played so far Isak has been on the pitch for 321 mins and they've scored 1 goal. An average of 0.28 goals per game.

In the other 759 mins they scored 17.

An average of 2.01 goals per game.

 

 

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16 hours ago, OpenC said:

Have there been no "Isak has been a fucking dismal signing" hatchet job articles in the press yet?  I don't think I've seen one, must be due by now

 

RED FLAGS

The major misjudgements behind Liverpool’s £130m Alexander Isak transfer including drawn out mind games

https://www.thesun.co.uk/sport/37389984/liverpool-alexander-isak-transfer-newcastle/

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I keep thinking about how good Woltemade would've been for them in their system had they bought him (behind Ekitike or even just upfront supporting the wingers and scoring headers). It's hilarious when you think about the fact that they spent 3,5x more on Isak and Wirtz instead.

 

 

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On 28/08/2025 at 19:38, OpenC said:

Phone call from Yasir to Isak's agent

 

"And now he shall endure the slow torment of years, as long and slow as our arts in the Great Tower can contrive, and never be released, unless maybe when he is changed and broken, so that he may come to you, and you shall see what you have done."

 

Starting to wonder if we did do a hideous psychological number on him before he went tbh :lol:

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8 minutes ago, OpenC said:

 

Starting to wonder if we did do a hideous psychological number on him before he went tbh :lol:

 

We made him. Decent player but we took him to another level.

Our set up, tactics, players and coaches suited him perfectly and he will never find that situation again.

He'll have his moments going forward but he will never again be the player he was at Newcastle.

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Don't think he's got the physicality for the Premier league he's a gangly lightweight with a weak groin. 

Great finisher on his day mind but I could see him been a crock for most of his remaining playing days just seems to pick up Injuries very easily that hamper him. 

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Just think his head has gone, it’s entirely mental. The way he downed tools for us and then going on strike, he’s had bad eggs advising him and his decisions are eating him up on the inside.

 

Going from hero to zero may be something he never recovers from.

 

Even at the dippers, the expectation and excitement from the supporters to see a certain player, that’s long gone now. It’s a long road back for him.

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I still think he's an outstanding striker but he's massively fucked it for himself like until he gets his heed oot his arse.

 

Loving the heavy criticism he's receiving tbh.

 

Do not disrespect the king.

 

Newcastle United Sport GIF by Newcastle United Football Club

 

 

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